So you're working out and getting buff so you are strong to do what?
"Getting women" as if they are objects to do what? Fuck them and forget about it? Some life. "Getting women" improves your social status amongst those who hi-five people for being "playa"s. Who gives a damn about being more social amongst those vapid wastes of food and employment?
Video games are a great way to have fun, and enjoy things that are availible to you in life. Not only this, but the making of a game is an art form - by playing through, say, an RPG, you are treated to a grand story that is just overwhelmingly more fufilling than going out, fucking some chick, hi-fiving yourself and calling it a night.
deadken posted:im going to a masked orgy w/ a platonic friend, that will be interesting
lol u fkin degenerate
deadken posted:the rhizzone is the only good thing in my pathetic life and this place is dreadful
whats the matter kenny. oh, britain, right.
WeedSmoker420 posted:Impper posted:i think anyone can plainly sense that, generally, there is only death and squalor in video games, baseless, aimless obsession, an overflow of sensation accompanying a void of feeling; nobody has ever emerged from a ten hour video game session feeling invigorated
This is not true for me and many people I know. I have had countless powerful emotional experiences while playing games.
You neglect the multiplayer element, for one thing. Playing with friends and defeating a challenging new enemy, or winning in a PvP encounter, can be enormously satisfying. Or seeing someone's huge artistic creation in Minecraft.
I also like the story of these games, silly as they may be. The final battle and cinematic of Diablo 3 felt morally charged, though you'd probably have to be into the semi-Christian mythos to appreciate it.
You can deny my experiences but you'll be doing just that. It won't convince me that these experiences were not real, or that the medium cannot create such experiences.
Hoping this is a troll, but if not... Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
deadken posted:the orgy is organised by a bunch of people who call themselves the sexual elite and they turn down 2/3 of applicants for not being sexy enough or w/e
what's the point of that if you're going to be masked anyways? unless the criteria is just no fat people? also, how do you even find a critical mass of attractive people in England, let alone those degenerate enough to go to an organized orgy (even if we take account the inherent Brit nature)? do you pay for this service?
elemennop posted:deadken posted:the orgy is organised by a bunch of people who call themselves the sexual elite and they turn down 2/3 of applicants for not being sexy enough or w/e
what's the point of that if you're going to be masked anyways? unless the criteria is just no fat people? also, how do you even find a critical mass of attractive people in England, let alone those degenerate enough to go to an organized orgy (even if we take account the inherent Brit nature)? do you pay for this service?
the people there have all their teeth and are capable of moving without a Rascal
I don't know how you could do that kinda thing without any spontaneity. Like going to party and all of sudden you're banging and suckin a bunch of dudes a chicks is awesome, but going to some randoms persons house and some dude with a crow mask is all like "tyme ta drop all yo knickers m8s" would not make me hard
elemennop posted:deadken posted:the orgy is organised by a bunch of people who call themselves the sexual elite and they turn down 2/3 of applicants for not being sexy enough or w/e
what's the point of that if you're going to be masked anyways? unless the criteria is just no fat people? also, how do you even find a critical mass of attractive people in England, let alone those degenerate enough to go to an organized orgy (even if we take account the inherent Brit nature)? do you pay for this service?
lol @ this guy who doesnt 'get' sex
hey posted:going to some randoms persons house and some dude with a crow mask is all like "tyme ta drop all yo knickers m8s" would not make me hard
lol @ this guy who doesnt 'get' sex
discipline posted:ahaha stego I thought you were a morman ... are you part of a presb USA congregation or one of the weird ones that calls for the annihilation of muslims (I was a presbyterian)
the weird one.
WeedSmoker420 posted:What's shit about Smash Brothers. It was fun. Was fun against your religion
it just isnt my thing. the way that I always played it was with people who had a bunch of house rules that kept you from picking half the characters or using half the powerups.
WeedSmoker420 posted:Impper posted:i think anyone can plainly sense that, generally, there is only death and squalor in video games, baseless, aimless obsession, an overflow of sensation accompanying a void of feeling; nobody has ever emerged from a ten hour video game session feeling invigorated
This is not true for me and many people I know. I have had countless powerful emotional experiences while playing games.
You neglect the multiplayer element, for one thing. Playing with friends and defeating a challenging new enemy, or winning in a PvP encounter, can be enormously satisfying. Or seeing someone's huge artistic creation in Minecraft.
I also like the story of these games, silly as they may be. The final battle and cinematic of Diablo 3 felt morally charged, though you'd probably have to be into the semi-Christian mythos to appreciate it.
You can deny my experiences but you'll be doing just that. It won't convince me that these experiences were not real, or that the medium cannot create such experiences.
i sincerely doubt you've ever had an emotional experience whatsoever
babyfinland posted:WeedSmoker420 posted:Impper posted:i think anyone can plainly sense that, generally, there is only death and squalor in video games, baseless, aimless obsession, an overflow of sensation accompanying a void of feeling; nobody has ever emerged from a ten hour video game session feeling invigorated
This is not true for me and many people I know. I have had countless powerful emotional experiences while playing games.
You neglect the multiplayer element, for one thing. Playing with friends and defeating a challenging new enemy, or winning in a PvP encounter, can be enormously satisfying. Or seeing someone's huge artistic creation in Minecraft.
I also like the story of these games, silly as they may be. The final battle and cinematic of Diablo 3 felt morally charged, though you'd probably have to be into the semi-Christian mythos to appreciate it.
You can deny my experiences but you'll be doing just that. It won't convince me that these experiences were not real, or that the medium cannot create such experiences.i sincerely doubt you've ever had an emotional experience whatsoever
You're the one playing it cool all the time.
Impper posted:i think anyone can plainly sense that, generally, there is only death and squalor in video games, baseless, aimless obsession, an overflow of sensation accompanying a void of feeling; nobody has ever emerged from a ten hour video game session feeling invigorated
sounds like noob talk to me
deadken posted:im going to a masked orgy w/ a platonic friend, that will be interesting
Translation: Ken is going dogging in a rest area off the M6 in Lancashire
In front of him. Kneeling on the rough ashphalt, was a creature he knew only as “Sally” who had spoken little but spoke volumes with her face and body: He could picture it now: the Semi in Oldham, the 3 screaming, brutish looking children by 2 different fathers. A life of Tescos and pebbledash and clumsy degradations in bus shelters and the back seats of Ford Fiestas.
He was of course, utterly contemptuous of this woman and her sad little life. Despite his pretenses to the egalitarian principles of Marxism, he hated the small people, their smell, their clothes. Coming back to sad old Albion from the eternal sunset of California was hard on him and left him even more misanthroptic than usual.
“Ooh-aah, ‘at’s it luv, put your knobbie in me gob” she pleaded joylessly as she drily jerked his cock like the remote control that spent so much time in her hand. He tried to enjoy himself and by closing his eyes and dreaming of the West Coast beauties (his memory was shot by drugs so he had to muster up the California Gurls video he’d seen yesterday) he worked himself slowly and joylessly towards orgasm, despite the limpness of his penis.
Just as he was reaching (anti) climax, a small pallid boy in stained tracksuits came around the corner from the carpark and dropped his eel-pie in shock when he saw the disgusting scene in front of him:
“M—M-Mummy?!?!”
Ken wept as he came, salty tears emanating from both ends of his body. It was the saddest ejaculation in the history of the cosmos.
Impper posted:iwc i have a date in a little bit how shall i comport myself in your opinion?
Well what's her deal?
“Oh, you’re 20? I saw another girl who was 20 in here earlier, she looked a bit like you but a touch slimmer”
WeedSmoker420 posted:You guys have an absurdly closed-minded idea of "art"
Your view is completely anti-intellectual and will be viewed as reactionary
yeah that's the point homie