#521

girdles_gone_wild posted:

lmao i just got back from a wedding wearing nothing but underwear and dress shoes because someone stole my fucking suit. i ended up hooking up with some girl and woke up and my shit was gone. Had to get gas for the drive back and when I walked in to pay wearing nothing but underwear and dress shoes, the cashier lady was like, "nah nah nah you can't be wearin' that up in here." fuckin' no shoes no shirt no service my ass. best wedding ever though



NIiice.

#522

dm posted:

bRH1CLt3C94i edited out the part about sending me PM's, but to make it clear don't send me PM's about anything. if i want to know anything about lungfish's personal life, i'll ask lungfish herself

discipline posted:

I hope you get better soon dm



thanks!



lungfish is a chubby blonde idiot in san fransisco, not your girlfriend or whatever

#523
also a socially inept dude
#524

Crow posted:

Joel is in the hole. Joel has been holed by jool



lmao. it ain't him.

#525

aerdil posted:

also a socially inept dude



thanks for the observation about Other Poster's social skillz dude who vomits on himself in parties or whatever it is you do.

#526
pr sure lungfish is actually a sentient and amphibious fish
#527

Transient_Grace posted:

Crow posted:

Joel is in the hole. Joel has been holed by jool

lmao. it ain't him.



I'm gonna let the Powers that Be decide that

#528

babyfinland posted:

lungfish is a chubby blonde idiot in san fransisco, not your girlfriend or whatever



yeah, we're going to be getting a place down in LA and don't talk about her that way. i like it.

#529
i... uhm... goddamnit dm I hope you realize what a silly and weird mistake you made and you're just rolling with the punches at this point.
#530
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#531
#532

GoldenLionTamarin posted:

i think the vast majority of the anime-liking dudes ive ever encountered have later become transgender or at least experimented with transvestitism. is anime the visual manifestation of femininity mtf transsexuals use to let out their feminine side without making the drastic changes required for gender transition? get the full story tonight at 11



Anime_Liker_Encounterer_1986

#533

dm posted:

babyfinland posted:

lungfish is a chubby blonde idiot in san fransisco, not your girlfriend or whatever

yeah, we're going to be getting a place down in LA and don't talk about her that way. i like it.



ok. ask her irl if she has an account here

#534
wtf is going on with joel, lungfish, dm and this mysterious woman involved?!
#535
#536

girdles_gone_wild posted:

wtf is going on with joel, lungfish, dm and this mysterious woman involved?!



i don't know about this "a mysterious woman" but anything going on with lungfish aka empathy and DM is strictly in DM's imagination.

#537

girdles_gone_wild posted:

wtf is going on with joel, lungfish, dm and this mysterious woman involved?!



nothing! i'm actually thinking about following my dear sweet mother's advice wrt a change in living situation (being committed).

while i either do that or get myself together, here's a nice reminder wrt rumors:

...when we talk about lying, and especially about lying among acting men, let us remember that the lie did not creep into politics by some accident of human sinfulness. Moral outrage, for this reason alone, is not likely to make it disappear. The deliberate falsehood deals with contingent facts; that is, with matters that carry no inherent truth within themselves, no necessity to be as they are. Factual truths are never compellingly true. The historian knows how vulnerable is the whole texture of facts in which we spend our daily life; it is always in danger of being perforated by single lies or torn to shreds by the organized lying of groups, nations, or classes, or denied and distorted, often carefully covered up by reams of falsehoods or simply allowed to fall into oblivion. Facts need testimony to be remembered and trustworthy witnesses to be established in order to find a secure dwelling place in the domain of human affairs. From this, it follows that no factual statement can ever be beyond doubt—as secure and shielded against attack as, for instance, the statement that two and two make four.

It is this fragility that makes deception so very easy up to a point, and so tempting. It never comes into a conflict with reason, because things could indeed have been as the liar maintains they were. Lies are often much more plausible, more appealing to reason, than reality, since the liar has the great advantage of knowing beforehand what the audience wishes or expects to hear. He has prepared his story for public consumption with a careful eye to making it credible, whereas reality has the disconcerting habit of confronting us with the unexpected, for which we were not prepared.

#538
i think if i took all the words that dm has ever posted and totally randomized them, i would have the same grasp on what is going on as i do now
#539
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#540
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#541
put dm and lungfish in separate mental health facilities
#542
me reading dm posts itt
#543

discipline posted:

dm you are not well and should seriously seek help



ya....

#544

discipline posted:

dm you are not well and should seriously seek help

#545
#546
#547
speaking of objectification today at the office this portugese ancestry babe whos in college and the assistant of my boss was all is there anything ELSE i can help you with mr. goatstein whilst bent over and showing me 99% of boob and were i a single man i would have grappled with her poon like hercules and the hydra but i didnt thanks to morality. harmless?
#548

Goethestein posted:

speaking of objectification today at the office this portugese ancestry babe whos in college and the assistant of my boss was all is there anything ELSE i can help you with mr. goatstein whilst bent over and showing me 99% of boob and were i a single man i would have grappled with her poon like hercules and the hydra but i didnt thanks to morality. harmless?



you're under the tragic impression that she would be into you, so i'd say some harm is being done here in the way of severe mental impairment

#549

littlegreenpills posted:

you're under the tragic impression that she would be into you, so i'd say some harm is being done here in the way of severe mental impairment

maybe she found his views on politics charming

#550
ooooh yes senor goat, tell me mo' abowt dese fake women and their...how you say....brainfuck?
#551

littlegreenpills posted:

Goethestein posted:

speaking of objectification today at the office this portugese ancestry babe whos in college and the assistant of my boss was all is there anything ELSE i can help you with mr. goatstein whilst bent over and showing me 99% of boob and were i a single man i would have grappled with her poon like hercules and the hydra but i didnt thanks to morality. harmless?

you're under the tragic impression that she would be into you, so i'd say some harm is being done here in the way of severe mental impairment



me = 6'4 marathon runner, bench 210, six figure salary
you = four foot eleven, know the lyrics to salior moon

damn it feels good to b king

#552
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#553
Everyone in this thread needs to chill the funk out
#554
hmm... i thought EmanuelaOrlandi was DeafByPills...? now i feel deceived.
#555
lmao goatstein you're 6'4 and can only bench 210
#556
what does "bench" mean? Is it that you have to put a bunch of weights on a bench and then push down on the other end of the bench and if you can lift it up in the air that's how much you can bench? I've been hearing it since like 2004 and i still don't know what it is
#557
bench press
#558

WeedSmoker420 posted:

Everyone in this thread needs to chill the funk out



or better yet get the funk out

#559

girdles_gone_wild posted:

bench press



... are you kidding me lol

#560
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