girdles_gone_wild posted:

lmao i just got back from a wedding wearing nothing but underwear and dress shoes because someone stole my fucking suit. i ended up hooking up with some girl and woke up and my shit was gone. Had to get gas for the drive back and when I walked in to pay wearing nothing but underwear and dress shoes, the cashier lady was like, "nah nah nah you can't be wearin' that up in here." fuckin' no shoes no shirt no service my ass. best wedding ever though

NIiice.

aerdil posted:

also a socially inept dude

thanks for the observation about Other Poster's social skillz dude who vomits on himself in parties or whatever it is you do.

Transient_Grace posted:

Crow posted:

Joel is in the hole. Joel has been holed by jool

lmao. it ain't him.

I'm gonna let the Powers that Be decide that

dm posted:

babyfinland posted:

lungfish is a chubby blonde idiot in san fransisco, not your girlfriend or whatever

yeah, we're going to be getting a place down in LA and don't talk about her that way. i like it.

ok. ask her irl if she has an account here

girdles_gone_wild posted:

wtf is going on with joel, lungfish, dm and this mysterious woman involved?!

nothing! i'm actually thinking about following my dear sweet mother's advice wrt a change in living situation (being committed).

while i either do that or get myself together, here's a nice reminder wrt rumors:

...when we talk about lying, and especially about lying among acting men, let us remember that the lie did not creep into politics by some accident of human sinfulness. Moral outrage, for this reason alone, is not likely to make it disappear. The deliberate falsehood deals with contingent facts; that is, with matters that carry no inherent truth within themselves, no necessity to be as they are. Factual truths are never compellingly true. The historian knows how vulnerable is the whole texture of facts in which we spend our daily life; it is always in danger of being perforated by single lies or torn to shreds by the organized lying of groups, nations, or classes, or denied and distorted, often carefully covered up by reams of falsehoods or simply allowed to fall into oblivion. Facts need testimony to be remembered and trustworthy witnesses to be established in order to find a secure dwelling place in the domain of human affairs. From this, it follows that no factual statement can ever be beyond doubt—as secure and shielded against attack as, for instance, the statement that two and two make four.

It is this fragility that makes deception so very easy up to a point, and so tempting. It never comes into a conflict with reason, because things could indeed have been as the liar maintains they were. Lies are often much more plausible, more appealing to reason, than reality, since the liar has the great advantage of knowing beforehand what the audience wishes or expects to hear. He has prepared his story for public consumption with a careful eye to making it credible, whereas reality has the disconcerting habit of confronting us with the unexpected, for which we were not prepared.

discipline posted:

dm you are not well and should seriously seek help

ya....

littlegreenpills posted:

you're under the tragic impression that she would be into you, so i'd say some harm is being done here in the way of severe mental impairment

maybe she found his views on politics charming

littlegreenpills posted:

Goethestein posted:

speaking of objectification today at the office this portugese ancestry babe whos in college and the assistant of my boss was all is there anything ELSE i can help you with mr. goatstein whilst bent over and showing me 99% of boob and were i a single man i would have grappled with her poon like hercules and the hydra but i didnt thanks to morality. harmless?

you're under the tragic impression that she would be into you, so i'd say some harm is being done here in the way of severe mental impairment

me = 6'4 marathon runner, bench 210, six figure salary
you = four foot eleven, know the lyrics to salior moon

damn it feels good to b king

girdles_gone_wild posted:

bench press

... are you kidding me lol