deadken posted:the paleo diet is hilarious, mimic the lifestyle of people who were lucky if they reached 40 for health & vitality
that's not true, that's only if you count the lifespans of all the infant mortality and early childhood dyers as part of a pre modern lifespan. if you lived past childhood you would live to 60-65 easily
EmanuelaOrlandi posted:I've been saying it for years. Gouge out the eyes of the newborns. Remove the vocal chords and thumbs, singe the eardrums with hot irons. Thusly will we perfect humanity.
deadken posted:im on that diet where you eat raw meat and communicate in grunts and practice shamanism and have non-consensual sexual relations with women, young boys, and animals
Here are some points that might sway you to paleolithic diet
1. if you eat paleo, your hair seriously becomes so beautiful
2. if you eat paleo, your eye color becomes lighter and less cloudy and really beautiful
babyfinland posted:Transient_Grace posted:babyfinland posted:Goethestein posted:chopsticks are a completely inferior tool to forks and knives. god alone knows why people insist on picking up their food by squeezing it between two tiny sticks other than inertia and orientalism
the taste of metal cutlery ruins delicately seasoned rice
koreans use metal chopsticks tomas.
youre not getting a mouthful of tin when you use those like you do with a spoon
I'll give you a mouthful of tin
EmanuelaOrlandi posted:there's a korean mexican food trailer in austin and its awful
That place FUCKIN OWNS. I WORK THEIR. FUCKER
EmanuelaOrlandi posted:do u really work there lol
Yeaj LOL. Mee chinee ha
kinch posted:for a movement contrived around the recovery of a mythological state of nature, paleo is pretty gay
what's wrong with being gay
Myfanwy posted:deadken posted:im on that diet where you eat raw meat and communicate in grunts and practice shamanism and have non-consensual sexual relations with women, young boys, and animals
Here are some points that might sway you to paleolithic diet
1. if you eat paleo, your hair seriously becomes so beautiful
2. if you eat paleo, your eye color becomes lighter and less cloudy and really beautiful
dont semiteshame