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When I was a kid my parents had a blue and gold macaw, as well as many other birds. My parents created a "bird" room for them, which consisted of a enclosed patio where they could be let out of their cages, shit all over the floor if they wanted because it was linoleum and easily cleaned. It was my job to clean it. I didn't get shit on, much. But the macaw would dump his water out of his bowl just before I was suppose to come out and wet/dry vac the floors. I'd get near his cage, and slip and fall (every damn time, I was slow to grasp the joke). That bird would get to the bottom of his cage when I fell, and start laughing his ass off with a laugh that sounded like a cross between a human laughing and a bird coughing. No one taught him to do this, this was his little joke on me.

I swear I must have rattled some brain cells dead every time he did that, and I hit my head on the linoleum over concrete floor, because I just never learned.
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#44
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why do birds
suddenly appear
every time
you are near
just like me
they want to see
you fall in poo
#45
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eww
#46
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i find my atheism and that of my peers to be hollow and unfulfilling, yet can't bring myself to truly believe in God. help!
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tpaine posted:

haha yeah, i love that. birds owning goons



#48
meet me in st louis
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

i find my atheism and that of my peers to be hollow and unfulfilling, yet can't bring myself to truly believe in God. help!



go to syria and find a foxhole.

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Dear Discipline,

How do I instill discipline into people such that they might do things, such as for themselves or others? I mean, it's your name.

Also how do I bring marxism into the life of the women I cross paths with to help them in a way that isn't being dickish or lecturey but to empower them? I've had some women say feminism is bad and wtf is that shit.

#52
tardy on these heaters
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my girlfriend is too beautiful and smart and kind. help!
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#54
penitent
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im dead, and, what's more, gay. woulod you marry me 4 a green card so i can stay in america
#55
meet me in st louis
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babyfinland posted:

my girlfriend is too beautiful and smart and kind. help!



lol

deadken posted:

im dead, and, what's more, gay. woulod you marry me 4 a green card so i can stay in america



i'm a mile away from you. lets run to a chapel, quick before my girlfriend comes back

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i had a dream with deadken in it the other night and you were this pudgy dude with bleached blond hair and a labret piercing like some nu-metal drummer from the early 00s, it was gross
#57
meet me in st louis
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IWC when you posted your photo in the LF days i was surprised. i expected a typical aussie/goon
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penitent
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

i had a dream with deadken in it the other night and you were this pudgy dude with bleached blond hair and a labret piercing like some nu-metal drummer from the early 00s, it was gross



hahaha that.... sure is absurd...... uh...

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guidoanselmi posted:

IWC when you posted your photo in the LF days i was surprised. i expected a typical aussie/goon



what's a typical aussie/goon?

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meet me in st louis
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a fat, acne-plastered crocodile dundee
#61
Kurdt
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What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Jannah exists, what would you like to hear Allah say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

guidoanselmi posted:

IWC when you posted your photo in the LF days i was surprised. i expected a typical aussie/goon

what's a typical aussie/goon?


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gyrofry posted:

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Jannah exists, what would you like to hear Allah say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?



Bourgeois
Slut
Discord
Naivety
A woman climaxing
Leafblowers
Fuck
Dictator
Parliamentarian
“let’s get it started, hah!”

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deadken posted:

im dead, and, what's more, gay. woulod you marry me 4 a green card so i can stay in america

i will gay mary you

#65
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

gyrofry posted:

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Jannah exists, what would you like to hear Allah say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Bourgeois
Slut
Discord
Naivety
A woman climaxing
Leafblowers
Fuck
Dictator
Parliamentarian
“let’s get it started, hah!”



i thought about these and i dont really have any preferences. i would like to try to be a musician though

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Impper posted:

deadken posted:

im dead, and, what's more, gay. woulod you marry me 4 a green card so i can stay in america

i will gay mary you



let's move to utah and start a family. the progeny: desecration; the legacy: aesthetics;

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gyrofry posted:

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Jannah exists, what would you like to hear Allah say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?



Fuck
Fuck
Fucking
Fucking
Fucking
Fucking
Fuck
Fucking
Fucking
Fuck

#68
Mike Nelson here.
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gyrofry posted:

If Jannah exists, what would you like to hear Allah say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"I apologize for making all the evidence of my existence deliberately terrible."

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penitent
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Impper posted:

deadken posted:

im dead, and, what's more, gay. woulod you marry me 4 a green card so i can stay in america

i will gay mary you



ok.

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penitent
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gyrofry posted:

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Jannah exists, what would you like to hear Allah say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?



- palimpsest
- authentic
- ennui
- ennui
- MASSIVE FUCKING SUB BASS
- psytrance
- nigger
- spree killer
- anything other than spree killer
- i know you not, depart from me

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the miniscule income i derive from swapping stuff i find and odd jobs has piled into a pile large enough to buy a shotgun at long last. should i buy one or hold onto the dollars and if hold on what is your advice from there
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Tsargon posted:

the miniscule income i derive from swapping stuff i find and odd jobs has piled into a pile large enough to buy a shotgun at long last. should i buy one or hold onto the dollars and if hold on what is your advice from there



pls buy one and show some pictures and stuff of it here. I assumed from your posting aesthetic you already were well armed and i'm a little alarmed to find out you may not be

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Tsargon posted:

the miniscule income i derive from swapping stuff i find and odd jobs has piled into a pile large enough to buy a shotgun at long last. should i buy one or hold onto the dollars and if hold on what is your advice from there

pls buy one and show some pictures and stuff of it here. I assumed from your posting aesthetic you already were well armed and i'm a little alarmed to find out you may not be



i have friends who are well armed but i am not, guns + gun supplies are expensive

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Well you should get one......i think america's gun culture is horrific and the thought of that widespread ownership of arms happening here terrifies me and yet if i lived in the US i would definitely own one
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Tsargon posted:

the miniscule income i derive from swapping stuff i find and odd jobs has piled into a pile large enough to buy a shotgun at long last. should i buy one or hold onto the dollars and if hold on what is your advice from there



why do you want a shotgun

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Tsargon posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Tsargon posted:

the miniscule income i derive from swapping stuff i find and odd jobs has piled into a pile large enough to buy a shotgun at long last. should i buy one or hold onto the dollars and if hold on what is your advice from there

pls buy one and show some pictures and stuff of it here. I assumed from your posting aesthetic you already were well armed and i'm a little alarmed to find out you may not be

i have friends who are well armed but i am not, guns + gun supplies are expensive



the ironic thing is ARs are cheaper than aks due to tariffs and regulations. to get a good ak will run someone more than getting a good ar15. though aks win out slightly on the ammo costs (for now anyways)

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i was going to buy an ar15 but then i just bought some drugs with the money instead
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AmericanNazbro posted:

Tsargon posted:

the miniscule income i derive from swapping stuff i find and odd jobs has piled into a pile large enough to buy a shotgun at long last. should i buy one or hold onto the dollars and if hold on what is your advice from there

why do you want a shotgun



ive become interested in hunting and want to shoot some birds

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i'm not very "worldly wise" and would like to know which country would be best to sell myself into domestic servitude
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Nippon
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how big are your boobery.