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All my friends work at a strip club, XTC, but their drink prices are a liiiiiiitle too high! I can't afford to see my friends as much as I'd like! How do I get my friends to start working at the Pink Flamingo instead? (i know the door guy there, so i wouldnt have to pay cover)
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did u defend
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move to new orleans and not drink?
that is some terrible advice, ms. discipline!
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OK So a little backstory, i was abused as a child, sexually. CPS got involved & there was some legal wrangling and I uh moved from foster parent to foster parent, bouncing around because either the parents were abusive physically, or didn't want me. I haven't ever had a human relationship and i've never seen a girl outside of maybe some print and visual media, strangers in public, or my (vivid) imagination. So i have some trouble with "the ladies", and I don't really have a home.

Basically, i was wondering what the difference was between the different coupon websites.
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discipline posted:

Stop dating German people.


i dont date german people lmao

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i have literally no friends
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this is the sober truth, not a joke
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i have figuratively no friends
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littlegreenpills posted:

i have literally no friends


buy some liberal pills

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What shotgun would you suggest for home defense? I'm married with a petite wife and we have a young child (5 yo) and it should be usable for everyone in the family. ~tia~

-Avi from W.B.
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Dear miss discipline,

Having standards at all for whom I seek the company of has made it hard to find such company where I live, and the internet is pitiful ersatz for human interaction and fingertips on my scalp and forehead.

Should I be patient and move to one of those places everyone says they're gonna move to, lower my standards, hire hookers, or start taking it out on people by being a snob? I already only wear shoes made in the USA and have clothes from a consignment shop but my beard isn't exactly full yet.

Love,

VYAD
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The Arab was by nature continent; and the use of universal marriage had nearly abolished irregular courses in his tribes. The public women of the rare settlements we encountered in our months of wandering would have been nothing to our numbers, even had their raddled meat been palatable to a man of healthy parts. In horror of such sordid commerce our youths began indifferently to slake one another's few needs in their own clean bodies--a cold convenience that, by comparison, seemed sexless and even pure. Later, some began to justify this sterile process, and swore that friends quivering together in the yielding sand with intimate hot limbs in supreme embrace, found there hidden in the darkness a sensual co-efficient of the mental passion which was welding our souls and spirits in one flaming effort. Several, thirsting to punish appetites they could not wholly prevent, took a savage pride in degrading the body, and offered themselves fiercely in any habit which promised physical pain or filth. Am I gay?
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every time i go to the bathroom the other men in there are shuffling around with their pants around their ankles, swinging their penises around like helicopter rotors, and complaining loudly about the boogers stuck on the wall above the urinals. who keeps putting their boogers there?
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discipline posted:

shennong posted:

every time i go to the bathroom the other men in there are shuffling around with their pants around their ankles, swinging their penises around like helicopter rotors, and complaining loudly about the boogers stuck on the wall above the urinals. who keeps putting their boogers there?



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i hate most people and try to live, as best i can, a hermetical life, but for some reason men find me witty and clever and women find me physically attractive and emotionally sensitive; thus, i always find myself in company i do not desire. now, i've already tried to actively become a raging alcoholic but this just made my so called friends and lovers more worried about me than repulsed. so, i guess my question is should i start cutting chunks of flesh off for the purposes of self-mutilation and reproach?
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discipline posted:

VanguardYouAndDie posted:

Dear miss discipline,

Having standards at all for whom I seek the company of has made it hard to find such company where I live, and the internet is pitiful ersatz for human interaction and fingertips on my scalp and forehead.

Should I be patient and move to one of those places everyone says they're gonna move to, lower my standards, hire hookers, or start taking it out on people by being a snob? I already only wear shoes made in the USA and have clothes from a consignment shop but my beard isn't exactly full yet.

Love,

VYAD

Have you tried drinking yerba mate? It's really nice if you get the jitters from coffee but tea isn't enough of a boost. You can get some really cheap at Arab markets or from South American vendors. Don't be worried that it's too hot to drink mate.. a little known fact is that you can make yerba mate just fine using cold water instead of hot water. This is called Tereré. Try adding some mint leaves or lemon for a real treat on a hot summer's day.



All the hot tea I make is Kahweh (sp?) from Pakistan and it's awesome, but I never even heard of that. I should try that. I love coffee and don't get jittered from it, thankfully. Probably all the soda for staying awake during finals and whatnot.

Most tea ppl are pretty chill, but they all hang out like 30 miles away from me. I wanna move so I can hang out with all these cool drinkers of infused beans and leaves and things. I wish I could move now

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I can't seperate ambition from a feeling of failure. How can I divorce the concept of the destination as happiness and revel in the journey?
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everything in my life is going great. i have a great job, great friends, great parents, a great girlfriend, great material things, and a great relationship with the risen Christ. yet, for some reason, i just suddenly become neurotically depressed at inappropriate moments and, often, for an extensive period of time. is there any way i can fill up this bottomless chasm with some more great things or meanings?
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tpaine posted:

is space curved



keep eating and find out

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Dear Ms. Discipline,

I eat a diet low in meat and high in fiber and my stool tends to be loose. Is there something I could eat to bulk up my feces so they are solid enough to fling at others?

-My Underwear Disaster Beseeches Ur Thoughtful Teachings
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tpaine posted:

LandBeluga posted:

Dear Ms. Discipline,

I eat a diet low in meat and high in fiber and my stool tends to be loose. Is there something I could eat to bulk up my feces so they are solid enough to fling at others?

-My Underwear Disaster Beseeches Ur Thoughtful Teachings

actually your posting is pretty solid.


*sniffs and looks at bottom of shoe*