#121
hi
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try masturbating without imagining some fantasy woman or ex girlfriend or whatever in your head. this is a thing you should be able to do and if you cant its A Problem.
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#123
sup b*tch
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haha that sounds awful + boring
#124
sup b*tch
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tpaine posted:

i can do it because i'm legally braindead.



this too

#125
sup b*tch
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wait
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#127
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so, guys itt, I /know/ how extreme the porn addiction can get. from personal experience. a significant part of why my exgf broke up with me was because i just could not give up porn. despite that, i didn't really get over it until i started hrt. god knows how much of that effect was from hormones versus social conditioning, but my point is that i know where you guys are coming from.
#128
sup b*tch
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you don't know my life bro
#129
sup b*tch
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you don't know where i'm from
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#131
sup b*tch
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but don't be fooled by the rocks that i got
#132
tardy on these heaters
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HenryKrinkle posted:

try masturbating without imagining some fantasy woman or ex girlfriend or whatever in your head. this is a thing you should be able to do and if you cant its A Problem.



a stroll through the frozen section of your local trader joes is all a good ally needs

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HenryKrinkle posted:

try masturbating without imagining some fantasy woman or ex girlfriend or whatever in your head. this is a thing you should be able to do and if you cant its A Problem.



Are you serious Krink? What do you think about when masturbating if not women.

Sorry, but I think you're lying here.

#134
hi
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it's a c/p
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#136
hi
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get off on the friction alone
#137
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u sly dog
#138
Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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wasnt there some weirdo thing on wddp where people were trading nudes back and forth and they had to tell each other whenever they masturbated to them because they thought you had to consent to it or something
#139
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when you think about it men are guilty just by virtue of being born
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tpaine posted:

Lessons posted:

tpaine posted:

Lessons posted:

tpaine posted:

is it more feminist to watch pornography or to subject women to your advances

who knows. you just can't win with these feminists. *tosses food bowl over shoulder while strolling off*

i was honestly curious alexei

well it's phrased as "have you stopped beating your wife?"

where is all this anger comeing from. i thought we were friends, coily


of course but i'd never pull a punch w/ a friend

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#143
Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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*dials ex-girlfriend's number* y-yeah... its brent. im just- im just calling to ask your permission to uhh, to mastrubate while thinking about you. yes. no-no, i do have to ask. its not weird. y- have you ever heard of "wddp"
#144
Kurdt
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its only porn if the balls touch
#145
Harry the Hat
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNlRoaFTHuE

Noam Chomsky tellin' it like is it. You go get 'em, Chompers!
#146
Kurdt
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parody thread: tom-ography is a heft issue
#147
puget's sounds
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AmericanNazbro posted:

i wonder if you can convict someone of future child abuse, based solely on post history, like the movie minority report with tom cruise



the precrime of precum

#148
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if any1 would like some guilt-free pr0n i got some real hawt dick pics, taken myself, i give u my consent, just, uh, PM me, and ill send on over them dick pics mmm my only condition is that u have to txt me everytime you use them okay? good.
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#150
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GoldenLionTamarin posted:

wasnt there some weirdo thing on wddp where people were trading nudes back and forth and they had to tell each other whenever they masturbated to them because they thought you had to consent to it or something



yeah, but it was just jool's dick pictures.

he dressed his penis up in an assortment of miniature hats (sombrero, ushanka, zuchetto, powdered wig, etc...) while supplanting his penis in the foreground of postcard pictures to depict his penis undertaking a global trek through various cultural regions of the world. it was all fun at first, people traded the pictures back and forth like baseball cards, as some were more valuable than others - most notably, rookie MVP, Cum'on'tip, dressed as a hotdog, 2011 St Louis world series. however, it all came to an abrupt end when jools posted a benign picture of his dick dressed in a pointed dutch hat, and maggotmaster accusing jool's dick of being a KKK sympathizer. the allegations were repeated and repeated until eventually becoming reality, with jool's penis subsequently ousted from wddp and permanently banned for being a racist bigot that also hated trans people and women

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#153
tardy on these heaters
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does anyone have the link for taht video on vimeo of aerdil's dick dancing in all those different places. it was pretty funny how it rises and falls with the sun, pretty clever aerdil. good job
#154
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I wont look @ anyones dicks. Sorry. Nothing personal.
#155
puget's sounds
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Keven posted:

I wont look @ anyones dicks. Sorry. Nothing personal.

The QP doth protest too much, methinks

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#157
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Wow why don't you take that hetero normative bullshit back to the new effort, friend. Don't try for a reverse-dickshame.
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#159
Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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wow, i just logged on to find literally 35 PMs from tpaine begging to see my dick. coming on a little strong, bro, jesus fuck.