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babyfinland posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

babyfinland posted:

i dont look at women

i dont sit next to women on the bus if i can avoid it

i dont walk behind them

must make waiting in lines a more difficult task - like adding a secondary queue to the primary queue. waiting until a man enters the line, then hurrying behind, pushing women out of the way with a heisman pose stiff arm, in an attempt to secure a spot away from any woman. very feminist and liberal tho, i have to hand it to ya' babester

actually if im standing in line behind a woman i just tap them on the shoulder very lightly and whisper (so as to not startle them) that i am not a rapist



i prefer to open my set with a neg, but whatever works i guess

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littlegreenpills posted:

the opposite of an alpha i suppose, as in a man too scared/tactful to approach random women and hit on them. note i didn't say "respectful" as i guess the whole idea a man might NOT be objectifying every women he sees just doesn't compute. there's other things as well but this whole silly derail based on a dumb joke i made has gone on a bit too long



no i think its interesting the assumptions at play there, if youre not on the prowl youre some kind of wimp

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tardy on these heaters
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tpaine posted:



edit your post Bro, thats not cool

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tardy on these heaters
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Patriarch is gonna be pissed
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does this mean r kelly is gay
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i approach a woman and i tell her i am 'the rapist' and then she says 'oh my god!!' or w/e and then i say 'whats wrong, i said i am a therapist' and then she says 'that joke only works when written down but not when you say it out loud' and then i scream and run home and scream some more
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cleanhands posted:

futurewidow posted:

cleanhands posted:

dudes checking out butts is one of those tribal dominance things, like whoever leads in turning their head is the leader of any given group of bros, for most of the men in such a group the staring has nothing to do with desire for asses and everything to do with desire for the leader *touches your head, then mimes your frontal lobe exploding* boom, right?

the only way they can do it is by obliterating women as ppl

i get a sense youre kinda joking but its literally true and even scarier up close



have i ever shown myself to have a sense of humor

I don't "joke"

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futurewidow posted:

cleanhands posted:

futurewidow posted:

cleanhands posted:

dudes checking out butts is one of those tribal dominance things, like whoever leads in turning their head is the leader of any given group of bros, for most of the men in such a group the staring has nothing to do with desire for asses and everything to do with desire for the leader *touches your head, then mimes your frontal lobe exploding* boom, right?

the only way they can do it is by obliterating women as ppl

i get a sense youre kinda joking but its literally true and even scarier up close

have i ever shown myself to have a sense of humor

I don't "joke"



that doesn't mean your posts aren't funny tho

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wow
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checking out butts seems quick way of assessing the genetic pedigree of the people around u, least to me
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xipe posted:

checking out butts seems quick way of assessing the genetic pedigree of the people around u, least to me



gait and posture

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The Future is Here
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cops should be replaced by vicious dogs that are painted in vivid designs inspired by the work of noted artists like damien hirst and tracey emin
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The Future is Here
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there's no such thing as an alpha male, there are confident people and not so confident people and those levels of confidence vary through time and spice

I liked that police thing it reminded me of that japanese guy who writes about ghost houses
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futurewidow posted:

cleanhands posted:

futurewidow posted:

cleanhands posted:

dudes checking out butts is one of those tribal dominance things, like whoever leads in turning their head is the leader of any given group of bros, for most of the men in such a group the staring has nothing to do with desire for asses and everything to do with desire for the leader *touches your head, then mimes your frontal lobe exploding* boom, right?

the only way they can do it is by obliterating women as ppl

i get a sense youre kinda joking but its literally true and even scarier up close

have i ever shown myself to have a sense of humor

I don't "joke"

dont pigeonhole yourself, everyone is funny, sometimes

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The Future is Here
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tpaine posted:

Myfanwy posted:

there's no such thing as an alpha male, there are confident people and not so confident people and those levels of confidence vary through time and spice

I liked that police thing it reminded me of that japanese guy who writes about ghost houses

i want to die


I recommend detonating a supervolcano with some kind of horrible machine, you'll save earth from global warming and be remembered forever as the sacred bride of the earth

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AmericanNazbro posted:

futurewidow posted:

cleanhands posted:

futurewidow posted:

cleanhands posted:

dudes checking out butts is one of those tribal dominance things, like whoever leads in turning their head is the leader of any given group of bros, for most of the men in such a group the staring has nothing to do with desire for asses and everything to do with desire for the leader *touches your head, then mimes your frontal lobe exploding* boom, right?

the only way they can do it is by obliterating women as ppl

i get a sense youre kinda joking but its literally true and even scarier up close

have i ever shown myself to have a sense of humor

I don't "joke"

that doesn't mean your posts aren't funny tho


*nazbro turns 2 audience and smirks* "oooOOOooOOOOOoooOOOOooooooo!!!!"

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cleanhands posted:

futurewidow posted:

cleanhands posted:

futurewidow posted:

cleanhands posted:

dudes checking out butts is one of those tribal dominance things, like whoever leads in turning their head is the leader of any given group of bros, for most of the men in such a group the staring has nothing to do with desire for asses and everything to do with desire for the leader *touches your head, then mimes your frontal lobe exploding* boom, right?

the only way they can do it is by obliterating women as ppl

i get a sense youre kinda joking but its literally true and even scarier up close

have i ever shown myself to have a sense of humor

I don't "joke"

dont pigeonhole yourself, everyone is funny, sometimes



yeah, and ur the exception that proves the rule

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aerdil posted:

cleanhands posted:

futurewidow posted:

cleanhands posted:

futurewidow posted:

cleanhands posted:

dudes checking out butts is one of those tribal dominance things, like whoever leads in turning their head is the leader of any given group of bros, for most of the men in such a group the staring has nothing to do with desire for asses and everything to do with desire for the leader *touches your head, then mimes your frontal lobe exploding* boom, right?

the only way they can do it is by obliterating women as ppl

i get a sense youre kinda joking but its literally true and even scarier up close

have i ever shown myself to have a sense of humor

I don't "joke"

dont pigeonhole yourself, everyone is funny, sometimes

yeah, and ur the exception that proves the rule

*bursts into flames*

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gyrofry posted:

does this mean r kelly is gay




kells exists outside antiquated constructs like gender and sexuality

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peepaw posted:

gyrofry posted:

does this mean r kelly is gay

kells exists outside antiquated constructs like gender and sexuality



I watched a tape of r kelly peeing on a girl with r kelly and we made eye contact

i saw inside his soul and i now know everything about him

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so yeah. protest. occupy. clashes with cops . charging a police line w. black blocers. ppl getin shit kicked outa em. weird arrests. hanging with a rapper and street medics. weirdos. partying with occupy kids. ill write it up tomorro
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remember to fill the water bottles with high proof alcohol, not actual fuel (plausible deniability). Also add some sugar to the mix, it provides more chemical energy

lay down a heavy saturation of liquid first. The first few open bottles will be dodged, but eventually when they see they are relatively harmless they will stop and end up standing in a very large puddle of flammable liquid

but dont do anything illegal after that. i in no way advocate violence because it is forbidden by my god. and its wrong
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well, if you say so, taapine
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Impper posted:

so yeah. protest. occupy. clashes with cops . charging a police line w. black blocers. ppl getin shit kicked outa em. weird arrests. hanging with a rapper and street medics. weirdos. partying with occupy kids. ill write it up tomorro



hmmm interesting. let me share my thoughts:

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AmericanNazbro posted:

Impper posted:
so yeah. protest. occupy. clashes with cops . charging a police line w. black blocers. ppl getin shit kicked outa em. weird arrests. hanging with a rapper and street medics. weirdos. partying with occupy kids. ill write it up tomorro


hmmm interesting. let me share my thoughts:



"I'll work for weed"

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note how the muslim baby finland tries to avoid the sexual/libidinal content of everyday life by not sitting beside women on the bus, etc., while this actually demonstrates an excess of sexual energy. that is, it takes everyday situations and infuses them with additional sexual content, making them potentially sexually explosive and even dangerous, whereas most people might not even consider such situations to have sexual connotations. the more innocent he claims to be, the more guilty he is!
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Impper posted:

so yeah. protest. occupy. clashes with cops . charging a police line w. black blocers. ppl getin shit kicked outa em. weird arrests. hanging with a rapper and street medics. weirdos. partying with occupy kids. ill write it up tomorro


i decided to play basketball all afternoon instead. it looked really dumb + pointless on the news but maybe im becoming an old conservative