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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2132896/Florence-Colgate-Girl-Britains-beautiful-face.html

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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daily mail all day m*therfucker
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the funny thing about all these scientific approaches to facial attractiveness is they basically demonstrate that you get it by deriving to the mean. beauty is in the proletariate

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/02/photos-overlayed-to-produce-th.php
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his son is working for the daily mail
it's a steady job but he wants to be a Hotness Researcher
HOTNESS RESEARCHER
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what is beauty? is it, as rilke said,

"nothing but
the beginning of terror, that we are still able to bear,
and we revere it so, because it calmly disdains
to destroy us"?

nah. it's some dumb formula though
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FLAWDA
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drivel of drunken hags
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thirdplace posted:
the funny thing about all these scientific approaches to facial attractiveness is they basically demonstrate that you get it by deriving to the mean. beauty is in the proletariate

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/02/photos-overlayed-to-produce-th.php


but its not a normal distribution

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a pretty face cannot disguise the ugliness inherent in the soul of all brits
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Outrage-Egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-dead-wives-hours-AFTER-death.html?ICO=most_read_module
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i should be punished for breaking the tables on the reputation page http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/reputation/thirdplace/?post_id=57148
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I've got to have a penalty!
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all those composite pictures look like replicants gaaaaah why arent you helpin the tortoise blurry ladeys
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ur breakin the reputation tables... of my heart
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didn't click
eat shit
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lame
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I have the perfect face
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Why is beauty always white?

- David, London, 20/4/2012 19:33



945 downvotes, lol

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How dare white people find white people attractive.
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i have the perfect face but the most disssteended belly lol Hm. *shoulders tiny sand pail*
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glorp posted:
all those composite pictures look like replicants gaaaaah why arent you helpin the tortoise blurry ladeys

nice, i get the ref

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:
How dare white people find white people attractive.



Looks like we got another self-hating whitey projecting..

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Miss Fiji

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/native-tongues-wag-over-miss-fiji-winner/story-e6frfmqi-1226339280333#ixzz1tBNLs4sy

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The Future is Here
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Measurements of a face in 2d don't account for the fact that a face is a landscape, post glacial or maybe one of those river eroded utahan badlands. Find a girl with a face symmetrical in 3d and you'll find the beauteous garl
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Kurdt
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how do biotruths weigh the relative importance of symmetrical face ratio vs hip to waist ratio i wonder
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Kurdt
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lol http://www.geekologie.com/2012/04/look-at-what-youve-done-to-yourself-ukra.php
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The Future is Here
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My friend Kelly has the most perfect hip to waist ratio, she looks like a girl in a renaissance painting but without the sloppiness, it's really super perfect. maybe we should put her on the new plastic RMBI2000 bills that Zhou Xiaochuan and I are introducing
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The Future is Here
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gyrofry posted:
lol http://www.geekologie.com/2012/04/look-at-what-youve-done-to-yourself-ukra.php

she used to post on tumblr as war-porn and my friend març was friends with her. She would pose in front of stalinist ruins and was very Dark

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I have the perfect hip to waste ratio also, LF posters.
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This is literally the headline story on the Daily Mail right now

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135818/Mission-Impussible-Daredevil-firemens-amazing-operation-save-stranded-cat.html

As soon as the call came in, the fire brigade’s finest purred into action.

The victim was trapped at the foot of a 30ft bridge, surrounded by a flood-swollen river and in danger of being swept away at any time.
Within minutes two fire engines, a specialist water unit and a senior fire officer had assembled on the bridge over the fast-flowing River Wear and were discussing their plan of action.



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"The episode will inevitably bring further accusations of overkill following the incident two weeks ago when 25 firemen were scrambled to help a seagull trapped in 3ft of water with its feet caught in a plastic bag.

But at least this time the rescuers got their feet wet – unlike the seagull squad at Carshalton, Surrey, who refused to wade in for health and safety reasons, leaving it to a member of the public to save the stricken bird."
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xipe posted:



wow stop gawking at women. why are ur eyes on them?

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tpaine can u tell us some of ur war stories did u ever kill a man or a child or even a dog maybe even just a horsefly? waht bloodlust still lurks within ur warrior body
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if only there was some book, some classical text, that these modernists could have read to just tell them the role of symmetry and proportion in physical beauty. then we could rewrite all these articles to say "scientific tests unnecessary because plato already explained it, here's a picture of a smiling lady." oh wait those texts do exist so fuck you journo stop talking about da vinci and modern academics
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dang whats up Lykourgos ive missed you man wahts been happenin'
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Working stupidly long hours and then coming home and trying to find a new job so I can leave the country.
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Mike Nelson here.
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Lykourgos posted:
Working stupidly long hours and then coming home and trying to find a new job so I can leave the country.

which country you aiming at

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getfiscal posted:

Lykourgos posted:
Working stupidly long hours and then coming home and trying to find a new job so I can leave the country.

which country you aiming at



I want to go somewhere in the EU or China, but I may have to find a new job in the US first in order to get some private sector experience. I have the right to work in most of the world but unfortunately my legal license/experience isn't so easily transferable.

My backup plan is to write really good posts and have a donation link in my signature.

tpaine posted:
same but i'm coming home and drinking.



good thinking, going to pour myself one now and resume draughting cover letters.

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