#1
half asian girls, that and about a pound and a half (oh tom!)
#2
That's a ban.
#3
lilacs out of the dead land
#4
sunlight on the hardon
#5

deadken posted:
lilacs out of the dead land



lol you freakin nerd

#6
NOTHING!!!!
#7
exciting new strains of designer toy dog mixes
#8
Tg(EF1α:mKO2-zCdt1(1/190)) zebrafish tomorow mornig

#9
my wife keeps not getting pregnant
#10

littlegreenpills posted:
my wife keeps not getting pregnant


i know a good bull if you need one. pm for more details

#11
Parasites. Come for a feast, my fellow apes.
#12
psilocybic ants
#13
Pu 238
#14

bonclay posted:

deadken posted:
lilacs out of the dead land

lol you freakin nerd



yeah lol

#15
as much of a nerd as you are, at least you didn't name your first book after a line in an eliot poem like id id
#16
its like on the one hand, a shitty post, on the other hand, an entire shitty book. you lose today
#17

Impper posted:
as much of a nerd as you are, at least you didn't name your first book after a line in an eliot poem like id id



hahahahahahaha HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

#18
idk bro i just assumed u wouldnt go down the same dark path i did
#19
i named my first novel after a henry rollins poem
#20
i named my first novel after a webcomic(Penny Arcade)
#21
ok never an eliot poem.... the first thing i ever tried to write seriously was a postapocalyptic hero's quest-type thing set for the most part in a newcastle where skyscrapers are individual city-states all warrin' and shit, basically Future Gormenghast..... i was, like, twelve years old. i cant remember what i called it
#22
He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
#23
The first thing I ever tried to write was when I was in highschool and it was about Pellinore chasing hte questing beast which was basically like a Italo Calvino short story stretched out to be way too long
#24
i am currently working on rhizzone.net the novel and by posting in this thread you guys are agreeing to let me publish your content and you will also pay me a $20 fee to go towards publishing costs
#25
i wrote a sentence once and it was really bad and i regretted writing later
#26
much like all my posts
#27
nice username post combo
#28
i'll name my first kid after one of the names in the waste land everything is androgynous so it works
#29
if its a boy i'll name him marie so he gets beat up at school, make him tough
#30
imma name my first kid damien so people know im too tough for this shit
#31
sea monkeys
#32
ima name my kid Double Hitler
#33
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#34
ants
#35
and fucking drain flies, how do you make those goa way
#36

deadken posted:
ima name my kid Double Hitler

#37
the fish had sex
#38
maggotmaster's smirking revenge
#39
guess