#1601
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Lessons posted:
"Please, Avril, he had a family." John Fiveace blew a puff of smoke that spelled out THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE



wow impper. i cant believe u wrote that completely unironically.

#1602
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
john 'impper' grisham


lmao

#1603
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http://www.thenation.com/article/167309/taking-pink-stuff-my-genderqueer-direct-action-project?rel=emailNation
#1604
lame
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Being a burlesque performer, a nudist, and polyamorous lover I am fully engaged in my own body ...

truly, Burlesque is just another form of artistic expression – it just happens to be risque and taboo – what is so wrong with that?

Might I suggest you acquire a sense of humour and give burlesque another twirl and try to see it from a less staunch perspective. You might actually have fun and laugh a little.

But, I will say this; I respect your opinion because that is your perspective. There are many sides to the feminist movement and if you are subscribing to fair and honest reporting, you could perhaps acknowledge that there are other views on feminism from far right to far left.
#1605
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far right feminism: is that shallow platitudes about thatcher and palin or is there some deeper theory than that because that would be hilarious
#1606
drivel of drunken hags
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futurewidow posted:
a burlesque performer, a nudist, and polyamorous lover


that is, sexually abused as a child, libertarian, and both of the above

#1607
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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jesus lf sure is pretty touchy about people expressing their sexuality in different ways considering how supposedly "enlightened" they are.
#1608
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Groulxsmith posted:

futurewidow posted:
a burlesque performer, a nudist, and polyamorous lover

that is, sexually abused as a child, libertarian, and both of the above



nice gaslighting you ciscrakker skum. shut teh fuck upp

#1609
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What do you mean "enlightened"?? Half of us are white nerds who converted to Islam so we could pretend to be moral authorities
#1610
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yo becareful with calling ppl cis here that shit can start some serious fights
#1611
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Cis!! Cis!!!!
#1612
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cis & desist
#1613
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cease and de-cis is the name of my new genderfuck blog / zine
#1614
Kurdt
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a burlesque performer, a nudist, and polyamorous lover walk into a bar
#1615
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ouch!
#1616
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futurewidow posted:
Being a burlesque performer, a nudist, and polyamorous lover I am fully engaged in my own body ...

truly, Burlesque is just another form of artistic expression – it just happens to be risque and taboo – what is so wrong with that?

Might I suggest you acquire a sense of humour and give burlesque another twirl and try to see it from a less staunch perspective. You might actually have fun and laugh a little.

But, I will say this; I respect your opinion because that is your perspective. There are many sides to the feminist movement and if you are subscribing to fair and honest reporting, you could perhaps acknowledge that there are other views on feminism from far right to far left.



she's right

#1617
drivel of drunken hags
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burlesque isn't risque or taboo, it's a career stop for homely indie girls that are thick of thigh
#1618
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wait goldsmith are you talkign about burlesque or about being my girlfriend?
#1619
Kurdt
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Groulxsmith posted:
burlesque isn't risque or taboo, it's a career stop for homely indie girls that are thick of thigh


thats a mean thing to say

#1620
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Groulxsmith posted:
burlesque isn't risque or taboo, it's a career stop for homely indie girls that are thick of thigh



fucking vapids, am I right???

#1621
Nippon
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gyrofry posted:
a burlesque performer, a nudist, and polyamorous lover walk into a bar



the bartender says hey arent you gyrofrys mom lol

#1622
Nippon
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burlesque is for girls too fat to strip
#1623
Nippon
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I think my teenage son may have sodomized our dog. I'm not sure what to do. Help me Reddit. (self.AskReddit)
#1624
Nippon
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ok, for obvious reasons this is a throwaway account.

So, I'm not even sure how to start here. The last couple of weeks my dog (5 year old lab) has been acting noticeably different. I guess I could describe it as "distant" and even depressed. He is normally an extremely outgoing and happy dog, very playful and energetic etc. But starting about 2 weeks ago he started acting very withdrawn and nervous around people, even his own family. At first I kind of brushed it off as feeling under the weather, but after about a week and a half I decided maybe he needed to see a vet.

I got him in yesterday and after an examination the vet told me that he believes the dog has been sodomized. His anus had slight damage in a way that was consistent with that sort of thing. He said he can't really imagine that his injuries could have come about any other way. So already now I'm pretty upset and sort of freaking out. Who would do this sort of thing to a dog?

I thought about all of the people that had access to the dog and my back yard. Garderners crossed my mind, my neighbors, etc. The only people that live in the house are my wife, myself, and our teenaged son. I came home and thought about it for a while. I had this really ugly sinking feeling in my stomach about the possibilty that it could have been my son. I decided to look around his room.

I didn't really know what I was expecting to find, and I didn't really find anything in there that screamed guilty, until I decided to check his browser history. I found he had been on a beastiality forum recently and a site with pictures of that sort of thing. I felt like I was going to throw up.

Now I know that this isn't definitive proof of anything, but it sure doesn't look good. The more I think about it, the more I am convinced my son has been sodomizing our dog. I haven't told my wife yet or done anything about it. I have NOT left him alone with the dog since. I am totally confused and upset and don't really know how to proceed with this.

Reddit, please, please help!

TL;DR Vet says my dog has been sodomized, found some suggestive bestiality material on sons computer, suspecting my son sodomized family dog.

EDIT - Thank you for all your advice to those of you who are serious. I understand this seems like a joke to some of you but it's not to me, so for those of you that gave real advice, thank you. I think I'm going to take your advice and confront him about it privately, without involving my wife. It is not going to be an easy conversation but it has to happen. My only worry is the possibility that he isn't guilty of this and somebody else did it. I guess then we still need to talk about what I found on his computer anyways. Ugh. FML. Thank you for being there for me Reddit

EDIT 2 - Ok, my son just got home. I'm going to have the conversation with him when I can get a moment alone and I will come back and let you guys know what happened

EDIT 3 - Ok, just spoke to my son. Before I get into our talk, let me quickly say thank you all again for your incredible advice and support, there were a lot of really really helpful suggestions in here, and I took some of your advice. Anyways, our family had dinner and did our usual night time stuff. My wife and I watched TV, son was in his room after dinner like all teenagers are, and dog, obviously, was with me.

I waited for my wife to go to bed, which felt like forever because I was so nervous, but she finally did about an hour ago and I went into my sons room to have the talk. I basically said listen, I noticed the dog has been acting weird, I took him to the vet, I found out someone has sodomized him, any ideas what might have happened? I looked at my son and he seemed ever so slightly nervous but pretended to know nothing about it. I expected this, so I brought up the sites I found on his computer. Naturally, this made him pretty upset and he got really indignant at the thought that I snooped around on his computer. Fair enough, I get it. But I got him back to the point and tried to be as understanding and fatherly as I could and just told him that whatever happened I am not going to judge him and he's not going to be punished I just need to know the truth.

After about 10-15 minutes of this he finally breaks down and admits that he put the handle of a hairbrush as well as fingers into the dog a few times during a day last week. He said he wasn't trying to hurt him and he stopped when the dog at one point freaked out. He said he didn't think he hurt it that bad and he was too embarrassed to tell us or do anything about it. I believed him in this, but he also didn't give a very satisfactory answer as to why exactly he would do this in the first place. I have to admit, either way, I was glad on some level to hear that he wasn't actually having sex with the dog.

So basically, we agreed that I wouldn't tell his mom, but that we would find a reason to tell her that he needs to see a therapist for a bit. i know I told him I wouldn't tell his mother, but the more I think about all of this the more I think I may eventually have to go back on that promise. As for now, the dog is staying with the family, and obviously I made him swear up and down that he will not touch the dog like that again under threat of severe consequences. It's too early to tell if he feels remorse or is just humiliated. It's hard to say. It was very uncomfortable for both of us, but especially my son. I'm sure we can all imagine.

Thank you all again so incredibly much for your support, advice, understanding, and love for both the dog and my son. I have to admit, some of you even made me laugh at a few things I didn't want to. Thanks again Reddit.
#1625
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wow goatstein thats fucked up. the situation that you're in. it's really fucked up. I hope you get help with the situation, that you personally, are in.
#1626
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goatsteins kid is going to be so fucked up
#1627
Nippon
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i want to convince my wife to let me send our daughter through a training montage like batman but she wont let me
#1628
Mike Nelson here.
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yeah if being a parent doesn't mean witnessing the backstory creation arc of a superhero then why even fucking bother
#1629
Nippon
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i figure with the right fighting, firearms, stealth and philosophy regimen i could have her be the world's greatest assassin by age 16. plus shes half asian so that's like a +2 bonus to all martial arts based skills, although she does lose the white bonus feat
#1630
Mike Nelson here.
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yeah that sounds reasonable. do you think you could get the government involved or are you gonna try to double-cross a crime syndicate (but i repeat myself)
#1631
Nippon
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id probably just use her to hunt down and kill all my internet enemies, whom i have previously threatened on multiple occasions
#1632
Nippon
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plus if you made it look like a suicide the police would buy it like life insurance in a turkish airport
#1633
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
cease and de-cis is the name of my new genderfuck blog / zine

hahahahaha

#1634
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Goethestein posted:
i figure with the right fighting, firearms, stealth and philosophy regimen i could have her be the world's greatest assassin by age 16. plus shes half asian so that's like a +2 bonus to all martial arts based skills, although she does lose the white bonus feat



she's going to be a trans marxoteen vegan

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Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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crustpunk_trotsky posted:

Goethestein posted:
i figure with the right fighting, firearms, stealth and philosophy regimen i could have her be the world's greatest assassin by age 16. plus shes half asian so that's like a +2 bonus to all martial arts based skills, although she does lose the white bonus feat

she's going to be a trans marxoteen vegan

*he's

#1636
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How does it feel knowing that your miscegenation is contributing to the demographics crisis that threatens the white race?

Edit: Added more racism.

Edited by eternal_virtue ()

#1637
Nippon
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crustpunk_trotsky posted:

Goethestein posted:
i figure with the right fighting, firearms, stealth and philosophy regimen i could have her be the world's greatest assassin by age 16. plus shes half asian so that's like a +2 bonus to all martial arts based skills, although she does lose the white bonus feat

she's going to be a trans marxoteen vegan



Doubtful because she's going to be attractive and sociable

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Cycloneboy posted:
jesus lf sure is pretty touchy about people expressing their sexuality in different ways considering how supposedly "enlightened" they are.


I welcome the neo dark ages

#1639
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goatstein are you gonna tell your son about forums history and old forum dramas?
#1640
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"Once upon a time, there was this creature named tapespeed..."