#1361

Impper posted:
well yeh, clearly, but every hipster takes on the characteristics of its surroundings and i just dont wana kno what goes on in australia w/r/t anything



No dice, sorry i don't buy this at all. Rootless Tumblrism is increasingly becoming the same everywhere

#1362
in the uk we mostly just call em twats or dickheads rather than hipsters
#1363
#1364

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Impper posted:
well yeh, clearly, but every hipster takes on the characteristics of its surroundings and i just dont wana kno what goes on in australia w/r/t anything

No dice, sorry i don't buy this at all. Rootless Tumblrism is increasingly becoming the same everywhere

this is pretty wrong man. the hipsters in chicago change dramatically from neighborhood to neighborhood, we have 4, maybe 5 hoods w. hipstahs

#1365
hahahahhaha those dickheads r cool as shit. also a lot of them are recognizably american dickheads!!! fikn a m8
#1366

Impper posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Impper posted:
well yeh, clearly, but every hipster takes on the characteristics of its surroundings and i just dont wana kno what goes on in australia w/r/t anything

No dice, sorry i don't buy this at all. Rootless Tumblrism is increasingly becoming the same everywhere

this is pretty wrong man. the hipsters in chicago change dramatically from neighborhood to neighborhood, we have 4, maybe 5 hoods w. hipstahs



yeah but are their styles "informed" by those neighbourhood or are they just different varieties of hipsters

Ken: yeah that video pretty much

#1367
There's only two hipsters on this forum and y'all aren't them so please refrain from talking about us. You do not get to speak for the hipsters.
#1368

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Impper posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Impper posted:
well yeh, clearly, but every hipster takes on the characteristics of its surroundings and i just dont wana kno what goes on in australia w/r/t anything

No dice, sorry i don't buy this at all. Rootless Tumblrism is increasingly becoming the same everywhere

this is pretty wrong man. the hipsters in chicago change dramatically from neighborhood to neighborhood, we have 4, maybe 5 hoods w. hipstahs

yeah but are their styles "informed" by those neighbourhood or are they just different varieties of hipsters

Ken: yeah that video pretty much

both

#1369
the two rhizzone hipsters: cycloneboy, baby finland
#1370
btw just before i got laid i was awkwardly talking about how capitalism and the patriarchy alienates us from society and each other. Theory got me laid.
#1371
this chick was really drunk wasnt she
#1372

deadken posted:
the two rhizzone hipsters: cycloneboy, baby finland

lol

#1373
No.
#1374
wtf
#1375
i dont think i know any girls who would just fuck in a park with someone whos not their boyfriend w.o bein drunk as hell
#1376
well she definitely wasnt drunk as hell. but, please, keep trying to insinuate that i'm a rapist, its very cool of you guys.
#1377
had she consumed alcohol that nite? were you drunk?
#1378

aerdil posted:
btw just before i got laid i was awkwardly talking about how capitalism and the patriarchy alienates us from society and each other. Theory got me laid.

urrrrgh

#1379
who insinuated that u raped lol
#1380

Impper posted:
who insinuated that u raped lol



ya where did that come from...creepy...

#1381
do you feel guilty about something, aerdil?
#1382
if someone is very intoxicated, then they can't give consent. do you have some other definition for "drunk as hell"?
#1383
goldsmith is very disappointed you had sex with someone you don't love fyi
#1384

aerdil posted:
if someone is very intoxicated, then they can't give consent. do you have some other definition for "drunk as hell"?



at this point i think the real question is: do you???

#1385

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
goldsmith is very disappointed you had sex with someone you don't love fyi



we all are

#1386
i think it's about time we stop giving the benefit of the doubt to rapists around here
#1387

1. You are a rapist if you get a girl drunk and have sex with her.

2. You are a rapist if you find a drunk girl and have sex with her.

3. You are a rapist if you get yourself drunk and have sex with her. Your drunkeness is no excuse.

4. If you are BOTH drunk you may still be a rapist.

5. If she’s alternating between puking her guts out and passing out in the bed then you’re a rapist.

6. If she’s sleeping and you have sex with her you’re a rapist.

7. If she’s unconscious and you have sex with her then you’re a rapist.

8. If she’s taking sleeping pills and doesn’t wake up when you have sex with her then you’re a rapist.

9. If she is incapacitated in any way and unable to say ‘Yes’ then you’re a rapist.

10. If you drug her then you’re a rapist.

11. If you find a drugged girl and have sex with her then you’re a rapist.

12. If you don’t bother to ask her permission and she says neither ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ then you could be a rapist.

13. You are a rapist if you ‘nag’ her for sex. Because you manage to ply an eventual ‘yes’ from a weary victim doesn’t mean it’s not rape. You are a rapist.

14. You are a rapist if you try to circumvent her “No” by talking her into it. She’s not playing hard to get, and, even if she IS it’s not YOUR responsibility to ‘get’ her. You’re still a rapist.

15. You are a rapist if you manipulate her into sex when she doesn’t otherwise want it. If you say, “If you loved me you’d do X” then you’re a rapist. If you say, “All the other kids are doing it!” then you’re a rapist.

16. If you threaten her, or act in a way that SHE thinks you’re threatening her then you’re a rapist. If you puff up and get loud and frustrated while trying to ‘talk’ her into sex then you’re a rapist.

17. You are a rapist if you don’t immediately get your hands off of her when she says ‘no’. You are a rapist if you take your hands off of her and then put them back ON her after 10 minutes and she eventually ‘gives in’ to this tactic.

18. You are a rapist if you won’t let her sleep peacefully without waking her every 15 minutes asking her for sex. Sleep depravation is a form of torture and YOU are a rapist.

19. If you’re necking with her and you’re naked and you’ve already gone down on her and she says ‘No’ to sex with you and you have sex with her anyway then you’re a rapist.

20. If you’re engaged in intercourse and she says ‘No’ at ANY point and you don’t immediately stop then you’re a rapist.

21. If she said “Yes” to sex with a condom and that condom breaks and you proceed anyway then you’re a rapist.

22. If she picked you up at a bar looking for sex and then decides that she doesn’t WANT sex and you continue then you’re a rapist.

23. If she changes her mind at ANY point for ANY reason and you don’t immediately back off or you try to talk her into it and get sex anyway then you’re a rapist.

24. If you don’t hit her and she says ‘No’ you’re still a rapist.

25. If you don’t have a knife or a gun or a garrote and she says ‘No’ then you’re still a rapist.

26. If you’re a friend of hers you can still be a rapist.

27. If you had sex with her the night before but she doesn’t want morning sex and you pressure her for it anyway then you’re a rapist.

28. If you’re her husband you can still be a rapist.

29. If it’s your wedding night and she doesn’t WANT to have sex with you and you force or coerce her anyway then you’re a rapist.

30. If she’s had sex with you hundreds of times before but doesn’t want to on the 101st time then you’re a rapist.

31. If you penetrate her anally, orally or digitally against her will then YOU my friend, are ALSO a rapist.

32. Women do not owe you sex.

33. Buying her dinner does not entitle you to sex.

34. Paying her mortgage does not entitle you to sex.

35. Buying her clothing does not entitle you to sex.

36. Buying her lingerie does not entitle you to sex. It also doesn’t mean that she has any obligation to wear that lingerie around you.

37. Spending any amount of money on her does not, ever, entitle you to sex.

38. Seeing her legs or cleavage does not entitle you to sex.

39. If she ‘turns you on’ you’re not entitled to sex.

40. If she has fucked every man in a 10 square mile radius and she doesn’t want to fuck you and you have sex with her anyway, then you’re a rapist.

41. Her clothing is not a reason for you to rape her. Her LACK of clothing is no reason to rape her. If she’s wearing a thong and pasties you STILL have no right to rape her.

42. If she’s a prostitute and she says “No” then you’re a rapist.

43. If she’s a stripper and she says “No” then you’re a rapist. Likewise, if she’s a stripper and she’s been rubbing against your dick all night long and you follow her to her car and have sex with her against her will then you are ALSO a rapist.

44. If you watch a woman being raped without calling the authorities then you’re as bad as a rapist and you may also be a rapist yourself.

45. If you don’t fight rape then you accept rape.

46. If you don’t believe a woman when she says she was raped then you’re encouraging rape.

47. If you choose to remain friends with a man who raped a woman you are encouraging rape.

48. If you confess to the authorities that you raped a woman it does not exonerate you. You are not suddenly a model of good behavior.

49. If you ‘only’ raped one woman, you’re STILL a rapist.

50. You cannot tell who is a rapist by the way they look. Rapists are your friends, your brothers, your fathers and you won’t know it.

51. Do not get frustrated with a woman if she doesn’t trust you. SHE already knows that rapists don’t wear signs on their foreheads. Something you think is innocuous SHE may find terrifying.



Aerdil?

#1388
apparently i'm not a rapist according to that list
#1389
OK then we're good.

edit: :...according to that list..."
#1390
but unfortunately for me and everyone who isn't cycloneboy, all sex is rape.
#1391
damn i was really worried that i was a rapist on like 35 counts but then i found out that u might not be a rapist if u carry a garrote... tahnk god...
#1392
if a girl has a red dot on ok cupid . . . and you send her a message anyway, you ARE a rapist...
#1393
im actually starting to wonder if maybe i was raped since she initiated everything after a long conversation about philosophy and very enthusiastically and verbally gave consent throughout everything.... but i never did..
#1394
better ask my bros on the men's rights subreddit
#1395
bro.. ihate to break it to u.. but u were raped... and dont let any rape apologists convince u otherwise.....as a former admin i have access to ip information and the police r on their way with some rape kits
#1396
*starts unpacking rape kit* So these are rohypnols... and these are rape whistles if you're feeelin rapey... aH..!.. and this, my darling, is Fuck And Destroy..
#1397
47. If you choose to remain e-friends with a man who wrote a rape novel you are encouraging rape
#1398
if you farm canola you may be a rapist
#1399
the desire of the Other is always monstrous. if you have sex with someone who doesn't utterly repel you, you're a rapist
#1400
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