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whats the hadith on moisturiser? or if you have a dry pelt are you just supposed to hold your farts all day. how did the prophet SAW deal with ashy skin?? dude was doing wudu all the time in the middle of the desert, he must have had some powerful emoillients
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Harry the Hat
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you could try having overwhelmingly frequent panic sweats, keep your skin forever damp and clammy
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Mike Nelson here.
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here's a joke remix for you:

you know when you're a kid and your friends go "okay the floor is now lava" and they stay on the furniture or whatever and are careful not to touch the carpet. and you walk up and you're like hey guys and they start screaming because you are touching the lava. and you have to be like guys c'mon i wasn't playing, the floor isn't lava.

that's how you should treat religious rules.
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Nippon
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proper clothing for mohammedans is called salat dressing
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you don't make friends with salat
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Mike Nelson here.
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there's a book out with the subtitle: Why are there so few Muslim terrorists? and i thought that was a pretty good troll title.
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it took me about a week of 5x/day ghusl + wudu to get through my protective layer of oils and sin but my skins like parchment now and im lookin at all these old egyptian dudes im salating with and their skin is perfect but i just can't pull off the old "salam, mohammad. say, your face is looking radiant as always.."
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The Future is Here
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You absolutely need to moisturize if your'e going to apply water to skin so many times a day. You are basically slaughtering your natural oils and you will age faster than the bad nazi who picks the wrong grail in Indiana Jones
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Nippon
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Abdul ur skin is radiant, no homo
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The Future is Here
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Eucerin is cheap and good for body, there are specific concerns for your face based on type, but I started using this stuff called rejuveme and it's so amazing, it's called Rejuvine by MRM. And it might be illegal soon so buy what you can
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yeah i think im probably going to avoid contraband steroid moisturisers for now but i may give that eucerin stuff a go. i have this keri stuff and it does nothing
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Poronto
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eucerin is figuratively made of pee
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Goethestein posted:
Abdul ur skin is radiant, no homo



in islam you dont need to say no homo actually, its already a given

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The Future is Here
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If you don't feed your face steroids to strengthen up all its figurative chickens you are a buster
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tardy on these heaters
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i use jojoba oil
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Kurdt
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these pretzels are makin me thirsty
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tardy on these heaters
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why u making ghusl 5x a day bro O_O
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Mike Nelson here.
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DUBLIN—The Roman Catholic Church in Ireland said Monday it’s investigating how a priest offering a presentation to parents on their children’s upcoming first Confessions instead ended up showing them a computer slide show of gay porn.

damn that's awkward
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babyfinland posted:
i use jojoba oil



that looks good. i was thinking hop oil but then smelling like beer at zuhr is prob not good

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Poronto
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at least this one's interested in adults
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Mike Nelson here.
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cefte used to argue on SA that a muslim that misses a prayer isn't a muslim. like if you pray 4 times a day or whatever then say you consider yourself a muslim then you're a liar.
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babyfinland posted:
why u making ghusl 5x a day bro O_O



no, ghusl in the morning before fajr, but then i usually end up taking a piss or falling asleep in front of the microscope or whatever between prayers so i need to do wudu before every prayer, so i end up wiping my face like 12-15x a day

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Kurdt
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thats what she said
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tardy on these heaters
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getfiscal posted:
cefte used to argue on SA that a muslim that misses a prayer isn't a muslim. like if you pray 4 times a day or whatever then say you consider yourself a muslim then you're a liar.



that is heretical kharijism

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getfiscal posted:
cefte used to argue on SA that a muslim that misses a prayer isn't a muslim. like if you pray 4 times a day or whatever then say you consider yourself a muslim then you're a liar.



is cefte the guy who seems to always have a doctorate in whatever subject is being discussed

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tardy on these heaters
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Mike Nelson here.
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babyfinland posted:
that is heretical kharijism

that's what i said to him but he said "i'm an oxford-trained doctor and muslim legal scholar, i think i know" so i agreed with him, since i am a simple catholic

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Mike Nelson here.
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shennong posted:
is cefte the guy who seems to always have a doctorate in whatever subject is being discussed

he was also a one-nation tory and then when cameron became leader he left for the libdems lol "failure"

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babyfinland posted:



this is me irl

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getfiscal posted:

shennong posted:
is cefte the guy who seems to always have a doctorate in whatever subject is being discussed

he was also a one-nation tory and then when cameron became leader he left for the libdems lol "failure"



ahahaha

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what's a "one nation" tory?
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Mike Nelson here.
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:
what's a "one nation" tory?

sort of like gaullist, like big government conservative.

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getfiscal posted:

babyfinland posted:
that is heretical kharijism

that's what i said to him but he said "i'm an oxford-trained doctor and muslim legal scholar, i think i know" so i agreed with him, since i am a simple catholic



yeah you'd better let him get back to posting dissertation length rebuttals of internet zionism in the I/P threads

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discipline posted:
pretty sure if you're causing damage to yourself you can do tayammum instead of wudu. then again I'm the type of muslim who wipes over my (COTTON!) socks even when it's not cold!!!!!! so maybe youw ant to ask a professional? I dunno, I can get really dry skin really easily to the point of my hands cracking and bleeding, so I generally either do tayammum or use as little water as possible during certain times of year.



what do you do tayammum w/? there isnt a lot of anything i would call clean soil around here

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why dont you just use sand or dirt instead of water? problem solved
#38
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yeah thats tayammum. i thought it was only for when water was not available or when performing wudu would put you in fear of life and limb but it seems like you can do it if you fear sickness etc. it looks like u can do it w/ a rock so i might just go ahead and do that!!
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or you can just abandon this heretical sect, and join the orthodox church.
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convert to reform judaism