#1081
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make me a profile iwc
#1082
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Impper posted:
i suck at ok cupid and i'm great at meeting girls irl. but it's fun man, okc is full of awkward young girls who freak out at bars or in social situations and you basically would never meet them if not for the internet



There’s a lot of things I generally suck at including talking to girls at bars but one thing I am fucking good at is conversing on the internet lol.

#1083
Mike Nelson here.
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stegosaurus posted:
getfiscal you are unbelievable

haha oh okay

#1084
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the extent of my okcupid exploits has been talking to grad students about feminism and david harvey, strangely it never got me laid
#1085
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Impper posted:
i suck at ok cupid and i'm great at meeting girls irl. but it's fun man, okc is full of awkward young girls who freak out at bars or in social situations and you basically would never meet them if not for the internet

There’s a lot of things I generally suck at including talking to girls at bars but one thing I am fucking good at is conversing on the internet lol.

man you should give me some tips. like i'm great in bar, i'm fun and shit and people are drawn to me, and i can chatterbox my head off, but i get online and i'm just mean and crass and stupid. idk it sux.

#1086
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thats your true self manifesting itself in cyberspace
#1087
[account deactivated]
#1088
tardy on these heaters
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maybe yall should meet beautiful women irl and marry them. works for me
#1089
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babyfinland posted:
maybe yall should meet beautiful women irl and marry them. works for me


that's a pretty cool idea man, thanks a bunch!! i'll be sure to take that on board!!!

#1090
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babyfinland posted:
maybe yall should meet beautiful women irl and marry them. works for me



love and responsibility are hard for people who havent tasted their rewards

#1091
tardy on these heaters
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blinkandwheeze posted:

babyfinland posted:
maybe yall should meet beautiful women irl and marry them. works for me

that's a pretty cool idea man, thanks a bunch!! i'll be sure to take that on board!!!

seriously..

#1092
Mike Nelson here.
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babyfinland posted:
maybe yall should meet beautiful women irl and marry them. works for me

"marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries" - garth

#1093
Mike Nelson here.
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impper internet dates like this

*dances around stiffly*

baby finland internet dates like this

*dances around loosely*
#1094
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:*(
#1095
Mike Nelson here.
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Impper posted:
:*(

i'll internet date you impper, it'll be cool and gay, which will introduce you to a new niche market

QUEER EROTICA - FUCK AND DESTROY ($100, hardcover) - Amazon.com

#1096
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ooo awesome thx gf
#1097
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iwc u should write that review!! btw you can't use the word 'fuck' in an amazon review or it rejects your review.. hahah!
#1098
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idk why but i assumed every degenerate here would just go for gay meth meetings in craiglist and this site took off from there

jizz zone
#1099
tardy on these heaters
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Prospero posted:
idk why but i assumed every degenerate here would just go for gay meth meetings in craiglist and this site took off from there

jizz zone



i know right

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Impper posted:
iwc u should write that review!! btw you can't use the word 'fuck' in an amazon review or it rejects your review.. hahah!



i'm going to send amazon numerous complaints to get your book title censored and replaced by an edited cover title "Fudge and Destroy" with paula deen's face on it

#1101
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do you have any idea how many sales that would get me. thanks, friend. thank you.
#1102
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in uk reading in a bar would be a) impossible and b) a pretty strong signifier that you dont want people coming over and talking to you which they wouldnt do anyway because usa is the only place where people talk to strangers in bars outside of youth hostels
#1103
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just picked up (downloaded, heh) Wages of Destruction, by all accounts it's pretty kewl.
#1104
Kurdt
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cleanhands posted:
in uk reading in a bar would be a) impossible and b) a pretty strong signifier that you dont want people coming over and talking to you which they wouldnt do anyway because usa is the only place where people talk to strangers in bars outside of youth hostels


sounds like paradise pause not

#1105
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heres a lil' humor for the bros and broettes up in here

#1106
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Hah hah hilarious.
#1107
YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:
just picked up (downloaded, heh) Wages of Destruction, by all accounts it's pretty kewl.



just got this too, though it will be awhile before i get to it

#1108
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My grandpa was Otto Wagener. What do y'all wanan know?
#1109
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imper plz dont message my gf again on okc. thanks
#1110
Kurdt
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you can't like own girls man
#1111
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how gay was hitler, like really really gay or just quite gay?
#1112
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was ur girlfriend the one that was stalking my friend and i sent her the message telling her to step back
#1113
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oooh some okcupid drama up in here-ah, in the olde rhizzone
#1114
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impper sent me a link to his OKC and the first thing on there is a link to the rhizzone. the second thing is a link to his fuck and destroy amazon page. lol.
#1115
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yep. im really awesome lik that
#1116
drivel of drunken hags
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impper post your okc instead of your triggerporn
#1117
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what is triggerporn
#1118
Mike Nelson here.
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impper's okcupid says he wants to date teenagers, which is honest of him.
#1119
drivel of drunken hags
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Impper posted:
what is triggerporn


plagiarized and hurtful rape essays

#1120
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my grandmama once told me "honesty is the best policy"