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gyrofry posted:
i know this is a really dumb question, but do muslims avoid pork yet treat pigs nicely or are they like revolted by pigs even when not faced with the prospect of eating them



i think most muslims are grossed out by pigs and taught tehyre dirty or whatever but thats not sunnah, thats just lazy or ignorant cultural teaching. youre supposed to treat all of gods creation as pure and good, the prohibition is not to keep you away from the evil dirty piggies but just an injunction on how to live properly as a servant of the Creator

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Goethestein posted:



Spirituality without religion ends up being really dumbed down buddhism with magic crystals in 99% of cases tho.

#1483
Mike Nelson here.
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GoldenLionTamarin posted:
muhammad was a man who spent a lot of time pondering the ethics of jailbait

the hadith are basically a 7th-century subreddit

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iFederico posted:

Goethestein posted:

Spirituality without religion ends up being really dumbed down buddhism with magic crystals in 99% of cases tho.



or nihilistic sanctimonious vegetarianism woooo

#1485
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once i read a thing that said that pigs have a chaotic essence in their DNA
#1486
Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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arent pigs self-aware or something like that. theyre smart
#1487
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the pig is sacred to the jews
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gyrofry posted:

Meursault posted:
Pigs are pretty chill and smart and probably should not be kept in messed up factory farms... but whatever

hitler was also smart

And that's why we don't eat Hitler!

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GoldenLionTamarin posted:
arent pigs self-aware or something like that. theyre smart



yep

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Groulxsmith posted:
the pig is sacred to the jews



is it funny that i assumed this to have some sort of validity by virtue of the fact that you worked in finance and might know a thing or two about the Tribe

#1491
Kurdt
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isn't goldsmith already an openly hebrew poster
#1492
Mike Nelson here.
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the pig is sacred to the jews because he protects their wealth against angry mobs
#1493
Poronto
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same on you tom. jews aren't represented in finance to any greater extent than any other species
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babyfinland posted:

Groulxsmith posted:
the pig is sacred to the jews

is it funny that i assumed this to have some sort of validity by virtue of the fact that you worked in finance and might know a thing or two about the Tribe


my swarthiness, aquiline nose, and hebrew first name made my boss at the bank think i was jewish. i could have taken off for religious holidays if i would have known earlier

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Cops are also called pigs sometimes, as slang <--- a funny language fact that might add a whole new "level" to this thread, if someone is smart enough to figure it out
#1496
Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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i thought goldsmith was jewish for the longest time. the finance. the claiming to be a zionist. the "gold" in the username. turns out hes italian
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the notion of eating pork is pretty strange to me anymore, not in a gross way but just like Feels Wrong
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Poronto
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what would you compare the sensation to for the average kufr?
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babyfinland posted:
the notion of eating pork is pretty strange to me anymore, not in a gross way but just like Feels Wrong

same except with baby food

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littlegreenpills posted:
what would you compare the sensation to for the average kufr?



like when you stop drinking soda or eating candy but with less disgust because its not overly sweet

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babyfinland posted:


ya but there are a lot of much smarter animals that there are no specific instructions not to eat, also being vegetarian is a good thing regardless of religious belief

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iFederico posted:

babyfinland posted:

ya but there are a lot of much smarter animals that there are no specific instructions not to eat, also being vegetarian is a good thing regardless of religious belief



what are the smart animals

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Can you eat monkeys and apes in Islam
#1505
Poronto
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jesus i thought you were at least gonna cite something marginally outre like "eating goat" or something
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littlegreenpills posted:
jesus i thought you were at least gonna cite something marginally outre like "eating goat" or something



i love eat goat

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Meursault posted:
Can you eat monkeys and apes in Islam


ive got my eye on you, fucker

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when i look in my parents fridge and see ham its just not appetizign at all, its too pink and has a weird texture, the turkey or roast beef is much more appetizing to me. it just gets categorized as something not noish
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hello ifed
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GoldenLionTamarin posted:

Meursault posted:
Can you eat monkeys and apes in Islam

ive got my eye on you, fucker



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Meursault posted:
Can you eat monkeys and apes in Islam



Animals whose meat is Haram:

Wolf
Hyena
Cat
Monkey
Scorpion
Leopard
Tiger
Cheetah
Lion
Jerboa
Bear
Swine/pig
Squirrel
Hedgehog
Snake
Tortoise/Turtle
Dog
Crab
Jackal
Donkey (domesticated)
Lizard (The Messenger of Allah (Allah bless him & give him peace) forbade the eating of a Lizard. Recorded by Imam Abu Dawud in his Sunan from Abd al-Rahman ibn Shibl (Allah be pleased with him. Hadith no: 3790)
Fox
Crocodile
Weasel
Elephant (Radd al-Muhtar, 6/306)
Falcon
Hawk
Kite
Bat
Vulture
Mouse
Rat
All insects, such as a Mosquito, Fly, Wasp, Spider, Beetle, etc.

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(bf lumps evolution, genetics and animal cognition in same basket as all secular science. there's some factual validity and they can undoubtedly be handy, but fundamentally they're an irrelevance which bears no importance to how a human being should conduct their life, or whether they should chomp on a delicious well-prepared gorilla steak)
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this is an actually interesting wiki article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taboo_food_and_drink
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babyfinland posted:

Meursault posted:
Can you eat monkeys and apes in Islam

Animals whose meat is Haram:

Wolf
Hyena
Cat
Monkey
Scorpion
Leopard
Tiger
Cheetah
Lion
Jerboa
Bear
Swine/pig
Squirrel
Hedgehog
Snake
Tortoise/Turtle
Dog
Crab
Jackal
Donkey (domesticated)
Lizard (The Messenger of Allah (Allah bless him & give him peace) forbade the eating of a Lizard. Recorded by Imam Abu Dawud in his Sunan from Abd al-Rahman ibn Shibl (Allah be pleased with him. Hadith no: 3790)
Fox
Crocodile
Weasel
Elephant (Radd al-Muhtar, 6/306)
Falcon
Hawk
Kite
Bat
Vulture
Mouse
Rat
All insects, such as a Mosquito, Fly, Wasp, Spider, Beetle, etc.



That's cool

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babyfinland posted:

Meursault posted:
Can you eat monkeys and apes in Islam

Animals whose meat is Haram:

Wolf
Hyena
Cat
Monkey
Scorpion
Leopard
Tiger
Cheetah
Lion
Jerboa
Bear
Swine/pig
Squirrel
Hedgehog
Snake
Tortoise/Turtle
Dog
Crab
Jackal
Donkey (domesticated)
Lizard (The Messenger of Allah (Allah bless him & give him peace) forbade the eating of a Lizard. Recorded by Imam Abu Dawud in his Sunan from Abd al-Rahman ibn Shibl (Allah be pleased with him. Hadith no: 3790)
Fox
Crocodile
Weasel
Elephant (Radd al-Muhtar, 6/306)
Falcon
Hawk
Kite
Bat
Vulture
Mouse
Rat
All insects, such as a Mosquito, Fly, Wasp, Spider, Beetle, etc.


spiders aren't insects

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littlegreenpills posted:
jesus i thought you were at least gonna cite something marginally outre like "eating goat" or something



of course so do i but it has a tendency to freak white people out when they're presented with it on a plate. as demonstrated hilariously at my friend and her Jamaican fiance's slap-up wedding reception banquet

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littlegreenpills posted:

littlegreenpills posted:
jesus i thought you were at least gonna cite something marginally outre like "eating goat" or something

of course so do i but it has a tendency to freak white people out when they're presented with it on a plate. as demonstrated hilariously at my friend and her Jamaican fiance's slap-up wedding reception banquet



check your cis-race privilege son. its so offensive to call me white, hell no, aw hell no. is tom gonna have to slap a bitch up in here.

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gyrofry posted:


hi gyro how are you? still keeping the same avatars i see...

babyfinland - great apes, crows, octopi, dogs - how is this controversial?

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iFederico posted:

gyrofry posted:

hi gyro how are you? still keeping the same avatars i see...

babyfinland - great apes, crows, octopi, dogs - how is this controversial?



i was just curious bro relax

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iFederico posted:

gyrofry posted:

hi gyro how are you? still keeping the same avatars i see...

a man needs some stability in this crazy mixed up world