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The McRib is back. Last autumn the McRib left us yet again, leaving a trail of warm, tangy barbeque sauce and salivating Americans behind it.

In March 2012, the McRib returned. It's back. The pinch of juicy onions, the two slices of pickle, and the main attraction: the finest pork available slathered with premium BBQ sauce. All of it's back for a limited time only at your local McDonald's restaurant. Just remember: we are not responsible if you get a speeding ticket on your way over there.


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Kurdt
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im burgin
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drivel of drunken hags
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Fuck you guys, this is a McRib with bacon and mozarella, just to complete the junk food trifecta.
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drivel of drunken hags
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how can so much win be in one sammich
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Kurdt
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gilding the lily
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tardy on these heaters
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please dont post pornography
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i wish you werent
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Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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Groulxsmith posted:
how can so much win be in one sammich


Fuck you. the McRib is epic enough without that bullshit you added. Fuck off to hell

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Mike Nelson here.
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paging mr crow man, paging mr "thank you" crow man
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In Italy mcdonalds has these little battered shrimp things instead of nuggets, they’re pretty good.
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tpaine posted:
sorry for the false alarm folks. the mcrib is definitely not back as i went through miccy dees tonite and can confirm that there is no mcrib. the eagle is still in flight. mcrib status = not back people. for the loss. but thanks anyway.


The McRib is back

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find the mcrib sighting closest to you

http://kleincast.com/maps/mcrib.php
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Groulxsmith posted:
how can so much win be in one sammich

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Tokyo, Japan
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how much will mcribs cost now? I get them inported to japan as they don't sell them here

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tpaine posted:
MCRIB...IS *NOT* FREAKIN BACK!! OMG


The McRib is back

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Tokyo, Japan
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tpaine posted:

Merzbow posted:

how much will mcribs cost now? I get them inported to japan as they don't sell them here

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3455170&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=67#post401723120


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gyrofry posted:

im burgin



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The McRib is probably the most Christlike fast food sandwich
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Meursault posted:
The McRib is probably the most Christlike fast food sandwich



It is bad for you?

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Well it's not halal, that's for sure!
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Tokyo, Japan
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Halal is it meat you're looking for
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Poronto
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a company is selling a product
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only sometimes!
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Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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tpaine posted:
So just now I plopped down in my grease-creased pleather office chair, my leg flab spilling out the sides of my body proper and my secondary paunch engaging itself with my pelvis, my spindly yet husky stretch-marked arms jiggling with insouciance as I innocently tap tap tap on my hair-filled keyboard and log onto my favorite web forum, or at least the only one that still accepts me as a poster for the time being, hoping for some ribald jokes about politics and maybe a few good natured digs at the american political system (boy howdy is it fucked up y'all?), and i see a thread reading "The McRib is back." Jesus fuck, I think, can it be true? The thought hits my brain like an insulin injection. My mind races, the only part of my broken down ruddy mess of a body that can still manage it. But only for a moment...no, it isn't because even the brain is slowing down along with the rest of it. It's because I know that this fucking thread...this FUCKING thread...is a ruse. But despite all my mental preparation, it still got me, if only for a moment. There will be no McRib in my future. There will be no joy. Disappointment despite myself washes over me. I try to console myself--they've still got the Angus line, they've still got the Double Filet of Fish--but none of them can compare to theeeeeeee


The McRib is back

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Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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back 2 back mcrib is back
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Tokyo, Japan
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mindfuck: mcrib doesn't have ribs in it, its pork shoulder
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drivel of drunken hags
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Merzbow posted:
mindfuck: mcrib doesn't have ribs in it, its pork shoulder


cannot be unseen. let me tell you about fed ex

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Kurdt
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pork butt: also pork shoulder

makes u think
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Mike Nelson here.
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lol none of you are pork products you just vaguely resemble them
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Kurdt
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already it was impossible to say which was which