#801

thirdplace posted:

babyfinland posted:

crustpunk_trotsky posted:
i'm leery of drugs every since I had a bad experience when I was cornered by a guy at a party who rambled for an hour about LSD

this is the correct attitude

i was that guy once but now i'm not, and i'm a better person for going through the whole process

i sure as hell wouldn't take BABYFINLAND even a little seriously if it weren't for L S D and think of what I'd be missing out on then!!!



same

"Keep Allah in mind and you will find Him in front of you. Get acquainted with Allah in times of ease and He will know you in days of distress. Know that what missed you could not have hit you, and what hit you could not have missed you. Know that victory comes with patience, relief follows distress, ease follows hardship."

#802
it's no wonder you guys all have such repulsive opinions on asexuality, when you've clearly punched so much junk into your brains that you're incapable of forming a cohesive thought.
#803

Cycloneboy posted:
it's no wonder you guys all have such repulsive opinions on asexuality, when you've clearly punched so much junk into your brains that you're incapable of forming a cohesive thought.



i can assure you, my gay son, that no drug holds a candle to the detrimental effects of internet forums

#804

Cycloneboy posted:
it's no wonder you guys all have such repulsive opinions on asexuality, when you've clearly punched so much junk into your brains that you're incapable of forming a cohesive thought.

heroinshaming, nice. fucking nice.

#805

Cycloneboy posted:
it's no wonder you guys all have such repulsive opinions on asexuality, when you've clearly punched so much junk into your brains that you're incapable of forming a cohesive thought.


theres a reason why the voice of the adventurer rings farther and truer than the voice of the scared virgin

also call your mom sometime

love, dad

#806
do you sneak a swig of cooking wine now and then cycloneboy

drugs are like that but a somewhat more so
#807
i only have fair-trade drugs
#808
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#809
i wonder if cyclone teen is straitedge
#810
i outgrew drugs years ago, cigarettes have become too expensive, and my body can't handle anything beyond a night of moderate/social drinking
#811

jools posted:
I consume a moderate quantity of "Drugs".



sanme but i define that as not enough to kill me but just enough to function as a Real American

#812

discipline posted:
I stopped doing drugs a while ago




#baddecisions

#813
what a nice caring man

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/obama-tucked-david-cameron-air-force-one#ixzz1ph8gOolv posted:
Obama tucked David Cameron into bed on Air Force One

President Barack Obama appears to have a rather cuddly approach to foreign relations.

British Prime Minister David Cameron recounted a story about Obama letting him borrow his bed while on the Air Force One.

"He said ‘David, why don’t you use my bed and put your feet up,'" Cameron said, according to the Daily Telegraph.

“So I duly did and Barack went to the back of the plane and explained to my private secretary and the team...'Don’t worry, the British Prime Minister is fine, I’ve just tucked him up in bed.'"



as a fascist who has strong appeals to homoerotic paternal aesthetics, he's got my vote.

#814
im on cocaine basically the whole time and lemme tell ya its dandy, just dandy
#815
ive only had like one really negative drug experience in my life which was when i drank 1 1/2 bottles of wine and then insuffulated about half a gram of ketamine and turned a kind of greenish shade and couldnt really talk
#816

Goethestein posted:
i wonder if cyclone teen is straitedge

i have neither desire nor intent to consume any drugs. if that makes me straight edge, i'll die straight edge and happy.

babyfinland posted:
i can assure you, my gay son, that no drug holds a candle to the detrimental effects of internet forums


you would know.

#817
that's pretty unrealistic to say at whatever age you are but i commend your lofty goals anyway
#818
You should try drugs cyclone tween. Drug opposition is a form of cisreal privilege
#819
nice peer pressure, but it won't work. i'm not going to let you poison me. pump that garbage in another man's veins
#820
i do coke and stay up all night jerking off on chatroulette
#821
cycloneboy is learning a valuable lesson; people who talk about drugs are even more boring than an adolescent marxist who doesn't like girls and wants to do insurance math
#822
i like doing drugs but i'm really bad at it
#823
know your chemicals, but keep that shit to yourself
#824

animedad posted:
know your chemicals, but keep that shit to yourself



what a bad friend

#825

Goethestein posted:

jools posted:
also what do americans call bollards? i imagine it's something horribly perfunctory, like "streetpost" or something

i dont even think we have a word for them. theyre not very common



We here in the US call them "bollards"

#826
whats bollards
#827
thanks for ending that fucking boring tangent about drugs
#828

Groulxsmith posted:
cycloneboy is learning a valuable lesson; people who talk about drugs are even more boring than an adolescent marxist who doesn't like girls and wants to do insurance math



similar subjects: islam, postmodernism

#829
pomo is at least interesting because its 99% gibberish and ppl get mad when you point out that fact
#830
trannies
#831
can we get back to talking about toilets. tanks (haha i was trying to say thanks but that works better because its a pun. like septic tanks)
#832

Goethestein posted:
pomo is at least interesting because its 99% gibberish and ppl get mad when you point out that fact

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#833
no one gets mad when you insult goatsteins posting
#834
my posting is the greatest posting
#835
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#836
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#837
hey little boy, come over here and talk to me about your sexual desires. yeah, have you guys ever taken a shit like this, what about--wait what? drugs??

*throws hands in air, keyboard dropping to ground; walks out of room*
#838
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#839

Goethestein posted:
my posting is the greatest posting

greatest at preventing me from getting into wddp.

#840
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