#721
there is a quiet beauty in a grown man slapping 600 kilograms of portland cement, clothed in nothing but his bulging self-confidence
#722

deadken posted:
oh yeah who among us can honestly say theyve never been tempted to do what he had the courage to do



me but i guess i belong to a sexually constrictive religion and am severely repressed according to depressed drug addicts on the internet who dont know me

#723
i'm going to a talk tomorrow titled "the many faces of mao zedong"
#724
im tempted to touch my wang 24/7, the djinns of djizz haunt my soul
#725
is there a common translation error between "chins" and "faces" or what
#726

getfiscal posted:
i'm going to a talk tomorrow titled "the many faces of mao zedong"



sounds......inscrutable.....

#727

babyfinland posted:
i guess i belong to a sexually constrictive religion and am severely repressed according to depressed drug addicts on the internet who dont know me


it's really painfully obvious the folks thinking this dude belongs to anything sexually constrictive haven't heard the noises he makes at the discovery of a half-decent buffet

#728
the-dream's "falsetto" is about me
#729

babyfinland posted:

deadken posted:
oh yeah who among us can honestly say theyve never been tempted to do what he had the courage to do

me but i guess i belong to a sexually constrictive religion and am severely repressed according to depressed drug addicts on the internet who dont know me



im not depressed lol but yeah youre basically lying

#730

deadken posted:
i dunno i think the need for Jizz Release is different from actual sexuality

agreed, the correlation between the two is unjust and promotes shaming thoughts about human sexuality. masturbation is natural and hormonal, unlike sexuality, which is endowed upon the soul by God (unless you're straight, in which case you're just a bi person in denial).

#731

deadken posted:

babyfinland posted:

deadken posted:
oh yeah who among us can honestly say theyve never been tempted to do what he had the courage to do

me but i guess i belong to a sexually constrictive religion and am severely repressed according to depressed drug addicts on the internet who dont know me

im not depressed lol but yeah youre basically lying



judgement for the sin of slandering a believer is on your head my brother

#732
I'm talking to an International Relations major on okcupid and her position on intervention is that, and i quote verbatim: "some cunts just deserve to be invaded"
#733

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
I'm talking to an International Relations major on okcupid and her position on intervention is that, and i quote verbatim: "some cunts just deserve to be invaded"



"thats exactly what i thought when i decided to PM you"

#734

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
I'm talking to an International Relations major on okcupid and her position on intervention is that, and i quote verbatim: "some cunts just deserve to be invaded"

she's right.

list of people who deserve to be invaded;

USA
Canada
Australia
France
UK
Portugal
Spain
Japan

#735

Cycloneboy posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
I'm talking to an International Relations major on okcupid and her position on intervention is that, and i quote verbatim: "some cunts just deserve to be invaded"

she's right.

list of people who deserve to be invaded;

USA
Canada
Australia
France
UK
Portugal
Spain
Japan



thats a list of countries, not people

#736

babyfinland posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
I'm talking to an International Relations major on okcupid and her position on intervention is that, and i quote verbatim: "some cunts just deserve to be invaded"

"thats exactly what i thought when i decided to PM you"



No i'm challenging her politely but firmly, there's no fun in being obsequious to a girls politics.

She really seems to hate islam too.

#737

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

babyfinland posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
I'm talking to an International Relations major on okcupid and her position on intervention is that, and i quote verbatim: "some cunts just deserve to be invaded"

"thats exactly what i thought when i decided to PM you"

No i'm challenging her politely but firmly, there's no fun in being obsequious to a girls politics.

She really seems to hate islam too.



i stand by my suggestion.

#738
ive got an exam tomorrow and ive spent all day posting and writing bad poetry lol
#739

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

I'm talking to an International Relations major on okcupid and her position on intervention is that, and i quote verbatim: "some cunts just deserve to be invaded"

#740

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

babyfinland posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
I'm talking to an International Relations major on okcupid and her position on intervention is that, and i quote verbatim: "some cunts just deserve to be invaded"

"thats exactly what i thought when i decided to PM you"

No i'm challenging her politely but firmly, there's no fun in being obsequious to a girls politics.

She really seems to hate islam too.

buy her an account.

#741
& on thursday im going to mexico for spring break. i am taking the heidegger book i stole and cyclonopedia i think. i will be the only book readin dude on the whole beach. its gonna own
#742
all i did over spring break was play Victoria 2 and Sumire no Tsubomi.
#743

Cycloneboy posted:
all i did over spring break was play Victoria 2 and Sumire no Tsubomi.


you're breaking my heart over here buddy

#744
yeah but thats because youre autistic
#745
one day my dad was like "i was reading about autism and i think maybe that's what you have" and i was trolled so bad
#746
i have schizoid personality disorder. it's totally different from autism.
#747
"If there's grass on the field well go ahead and play ball my brothers, procreation-wise"

-YHWH
#748
you spent the entirety of spring break playing with a glorified spreadsheet and some anime thing, therefore, you're autistic
#749
don't tismshame
#750

deadken posted:
you spent the entirety of spring break playing with a glorified spreadsheet and some anime thing, therefore, you're autistic

it's an otome game w/ a lesbian romance. it's pretty cool i think i'm gonna lp it on Something Awful Dot Com.

#751

Cycloneboy posted:
i have schizoid personality disorder. it's totally different from autism.



has a doctor said so

#752
schizoid personality disorder is just a pathologization of perfectly healthy non-typical behavior, and no.

but they haven't called me autistic either.
#753

Cycloneboy posted:
schizoid personality disorder is just a pathologization of perfectly healthy non-typical behavior, and no.

but they haven't called me autistic either.



i appreciate your honesty but you are not qualified to self-diagnose yourself with mental disorders, my dear gay child

#754
Self-diagnosis FTW.
#755

babyfinland posted:

Cycloneboy posted:
schizoid personality disorder is just a pathologization of perfectly healthy non-typical behavior, and no.

but they haven't called me autistic either.

i appreciate your honesty but you are not qualified to self-diagnose yourself with mental disorders, my dear gay child

it's not a real disorder, and you lot definitely aren't qualified to internet diagnose me with mental disorders, so you're wrong in two ways.

#756

babyfinland posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

babyfinland posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
I'm talking to an International Relations major on okcupid and her position on intervention is that, and i quote verbatim: "some cunts just deserve to be invaded"

"thats exactly what i thought when i decided to PM you"

No i'm challenging her politely but firmly, there's no fun in being obsequious to a girls politics.

She really seems to hate islam too.

i stand by my suggestion.



Oh ok I just got it...."cunt" isn't really a sexualized word here.....

#757
everyone knows you can get whatever diagnosis you want out of a psychologist just by emphasizing or deemphasizing certain elements of your personality and history in order to fit what his his textbook says anyway.
#758
Self-diagnosis... more like self-diagYESsis
#759
"hurr i'm a psychologist"

"yes i have difficulty with attentiveness and let me give you five "common" "stories" from my "everyday" "life" wherein this impeded my ability to act normally."

"here's some ritalin."

- one fifth of college students conversing with a psychologist
#760

Cycloneboy posted:

babyfinland posted:

Cycloneboy posted:
schizoid personality disorder is just a pathologization of perfectly healthy non-typical behavior, and no.

but they haven't called me autistic either.

i appreciate your honesty but you are not qualified to self-diagnose yourself with mental disorders, my dear gay child

it's not a real disorder, and you lot definitely aren't qualified to internet diagnose me with mental disorders, so you're wrong in two ways.



im not diagnosing you with anything but being a gay child