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Goethestein posted:
Clearly "dont piss in your drinking water " is wisdom attributable only to an infinite intelligence



also dont touch a dudes weiner if its making pee water

#682
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Goethestein posted:
Clearly "dont piss in your drinking water " is wisdom attributable only to an infinite intelligence


"wisdom". that's about as wise as any other superstition false prophets taught our ancestors. today's scientists can tell us that piss is sterile and contains mucho nutrients

#683
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macho nutrients
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babyfinland posted:
that is not true whatsoever lol

lol yeah most societies thought women should start boning before they were physically capable of having children.

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penitent
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Cycloneboy posted:

deadken posted:
when you think about it paedophilia was basically the norm for much of human history, and now contemporary society has this massive neurosis about the sexualisation of children that brings it to the level of an Absolute Evil. maybe this is better iono but it certainly contributes to all kind of social ills like frustrated incels shooting up workplaces & baby finland

actually menarche is generally the time when women were considered to become sexual and it historically occurred mostly in women around the ages of 16-17, hope this helps.



uh epic wrongo? girls of around 12 were considered marriagable in p much every culture until fairly recently. listen bub i dont know about you but i am a freakin expert in the menstrual cycles of children, a subject which i have made my life's work and which is the reason i have to dodge an angry mob of daily mail readers every time i try to leave the house (fortunately, this is pretty rare)

#686
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Thank Science, for Science.
#687
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Marry, n'uncle
#688
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how could u marry a 12 year old, thats like 2 years before the average girl gives their first blowjob to random boys at school
#689
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goatstein lemme ax u a question

if u fell down in some dog poops at the park on a day out wit your asian family would you wipe it offw ith paper or rinse it off with water
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deadken posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

deadken posted:
when you think about it paedophilia was basically the norm for much of human history, and now contemporary society has this massive neurosis about the sexualisation of children that brings it to the level of an Absolute Evil. maybe this is better iono but it certainly contributes to all kind of social ills like frustrated incels shooting up workplaces & baby finland

actually menarche is generally the time when women were considered to become sexual and it historically occurred mostly in women around the ages of 16-17, hope this helps.

uh epic wrongo? girls of around 12 were considered marriagable in p much every culture until fairly recently. listen bub i dont know about you but i am a freakin expert in the menstrual cycles of children, a subject which i have made my life's work and which is the reason i have to dodge an angry mob of daily mail readers every time i try to leave the house (fortunately, this is pretty rare)


gotta take into account that mini-broads are having their "blood time" earlier and earlier because of all the birth control pill shit ladies piss out into the sewers. everythings different now: its a game of aisha, or ke$ha, and the tampons are flying off the shelf

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Cycloneboy posted:

babyfinland posted:
that is not true whatsoever lol

lol yeah most societies thought women should start boning before they were physically capable of having children.



kid, have you ever woken up to find your dick + bedsheets liberally splattered with menstrual blood and the sandwiches in your fridge mysteriously missing? then Dont Chat Shit

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The reason goatstein is so defensive about modern sewers is that upon Coming To Boston, he and his monstrous family moved into one.
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jools posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
Urban sewerage especially is vital to modernity, railing against it seems pretty dumb. It’s like how people whinge about cars in New York while forgetting that before they were invented, the city was drowning in horse in horse shit.

urban sewerage actually made public health much much worse for quite a long time; in the uk it took things getting so disgustingly smelly members of parliament were vomiting in the house of commons for things to change



You're right, they just should have said "fuck it" and not bothered with modern plumbing.

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jools posted:
The reason goatstein is so defensive about modern sewers is that upon Coming To Boston, he and his monstrous family moved into one.



he claims to feel it was more accommodating to their "cultural norms"

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ive been reading call it sleep by henry roth and in it the main character has his first sexual experience at the age of like six or something and is utterly traumatised, i dont think that makes much sense really, like ok he'd find it gross but he'd lack the conceptual framework to give it that kind of significance
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

jools posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
Urban sewerage especially is vital to modernity, railing against it seems pretty dumb. It’s like how people whinge about cars in New York while forgetting that before they were invented, the city was drowning in horse in horse shit.

urban sewerage actually made public health much much worse for quite a long time; in the uk it took things getting so disgustingly smelly members of parliament were vomiting in the house of commons for things to change

You're right, they just should have said "fuck it" and not bothered with modern plumbing.



hell yes, just cart that turd out into the fields

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deadken posted:
ive been reading call it sleep by henry roth and in it the main character has his first sexual experience at the age of like six or something and is utterly traumatised, i dont think that makes much sense really, like ok he'd find it gross but he'd lack the conceptual framework to give it that kind of significance



ummmm

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Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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deadken posted:
uh epic wrongo? girls of around 12 were considered marriagable in p much every culture until fairly recently. listen bub i dont know about you but i am a freakin expert in the menstrual cycles of children, a subject which i have made my life's work and which is the reason i have to dodge an angry mob of daily mail readers every time i try to leave the house (fortunately, this is pretty rare)

marriageable != sexual and marriage was often used as a method of forming social alliances rather than anything sexual. plus most of history was spent in non-sedentary societies.

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Cycloneboy posted:

deadken posted:
uh epic wrongo? girls of around 12 were considered marriagable in p much every culture until fairly recently. listen bub i dont know about you but i am a freakin expert in the menstrual cycles of children, a subject which i have made my life's work and which is the reason i have to dodge an angry mob of daily mail readers every time i try to leave the house (fortunately, this is pretty rare)

marriageable != sexual and marriage was often used as a method of forming social alliances rather than anything sexual. plus most of history was spent in non-sedentary societies.



you mean pre-history my gay childe

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Cycloneboy posted:

deadken posted:
uh epic wrongo? girls of around 12 were considered marriagable in p much every culture until fairly recently. listen bub i dont know about you but i am a freakin expert in the menstrual cycles of children, a subject which i have made my life's work and which is the reason i have to dodge an angry mob of daily mail readers every time i try to leave the house (fortunately, this is pretty rare)

marriageable != sexual and marriage was often used as a method of forming social alliances rather than anything sexual. plus most of history was spent in non-sedentary societies.



thats irrelevant, but thanks for the Gay Child News Report

youre so wrong about everything related to sex and everythign not related to sex too but especially the sex stuff

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yeah most of pre-history was spent in non-sedentary societies1


1 Utter speculation; how can I cite anything from an era before written history?
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MPre history was like totally chill and people just like shared stuff and they thoguht stalin was cool and then some shit went down and america became like a total fascist nut ass..
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hey cycloneboy tell us about your sci fi RPG setting
#704
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Did you KNow? the invention of the bong predates agriculture by 3000 years
#705
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mom and day are being such total jerks theyre like Stop masturbating and make some friends tom and im like mom you are being such a huge bigot right now, i dont even, i mean seriously, like do you not even understand ANYTHing and theyre just like thomas when was the last time you took a shower and im like mom im busy right now and i dont NEED this BULLSHIt form you right now, whatever fuck this im going to grandma's
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indeed, read more about the significance of weed in pre-columbian america in my thesis, Clovis and Butthead
#707
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why isnt the prehistoric era a more prominent theme in metal. People Want 2 Know
#708
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didnt Gay Childe post about how he jerks through holes in his pockets
#709
Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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before history started, man spent his time wallowing in feces and performing rituals to appease imaginary moon gods. after history, baby finland had a quick snack and went to biology class
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jools posted:
indeed, read more about the significance of weed in pre-columbian america in my thesis, Clovis and Butthead



lol

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jools posted:
didnt Gay Childe post about how he jerks through holes in his pockets



asexuality more like "well that certainly is a sexuality alright.."

#712
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i dunno i think the need for Jizz Release is different from actual sexuality
#713
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Jazz Relese, on the other hand....
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deadken posted:
i dunno i think the need for Jizz Release is different from actual sexuality



no, and gross

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masturbation is beautiful
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deadken posted:
i dunno i think the need for Jizz Release is different from actual sexuality



of course it is. If you raised a kid in the jungle or a box or whatever and never let him no what a woman is or what sex or sexuality involves, he's still gonna jerk off

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i really want to know what was going on in kony dude's head during his wank-a-thon. like did he think it was a really good idea at the time or was it just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

deadken posted:
i dunno i think the need for Jizz Release is different from actual sexuality

of course it is. If you raised a kid in the jungle or a box or whatever and never let him no what a woman is or what sex or sexuality involves, he's still gonna jerk off



in polite society we call it "homeschooling"

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deadken posted:
i really want to know what was going on in kony dude's head during his wank-a-thon. like did he think it was a really good idea at the time or was it just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



im not gonna begrudge a guy for playing with his weiner, I like him quite a lot more after that episode.

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oh yeah who among us can honestly say theyve never been tempted to do what he had the courage to do