#361
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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Goethestein posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

girdles_gone_wild posted:
because dating=fucking
beep boop robot boy

"fucking" earlier is a hyperbolic simplification of "romantic interest," but of course you wouldn't be aware of the ways in which words can be used to have nonliteral meanings. guys and girls can be friends... without wanting to date?? what is this...

guys and girls cannot be friends unless there is a sufficient attractiveness differential, they dont spend much time with each other, and/or one or both of them are in a committed relationship respected by the other party. welcome 2 reality

what if one of them's gay, owned bitch.

#362
jiggago
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Cycloneboy posted:

Goethestein posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

girdles_gone_wild posted:
because dating=fucking
beep boop robot boy

"fucking" earlier is a hyperbolic simplification of "romantic interest," but of course you wouldn't be aware of the ways in which words can be used to have nonliteral meanings. guys and girls can be friends... without wanting to date?? what is this...

guys and girls cannot be friends unless there is a sufficient attractiveness differential, they dont spend much time with each other, and/or one or both of them are in a committed relationship respected by the other party. welcome 2 reality

what if one of them's gay, owned bitch.


what if they're both gay does it cancel out and then they collapse into a Sex Supernova

#363
Nippon
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Cycloneboy posted:

Goethestein posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

girdles_gone_wild posted:
because dating=fucking
beep boop robot boy

"fucking" earlier is a hyperbolic simplification of "romantic interest," but of course you wouldn't be aware of the ways in which words can be used to have nonliteral meanings. guys and girls can be friends... without wanting to date?? what is this...

guys and girls cannot be friends unless there is a sufficient attractiveness differential, they dont spend much time with each other, and/or one or both of them are in a committed relationship respected by the other party. welcome 2 reality

what if one of them's gay, owned bitch.



if the gay is male and the straight female, they will get drunk and just try to "see what its like." if both gay, she will ask the gay for his sperm. if male straight and female gay, he will fall in love with her or drive her off by asking to watch. within the above boundaries; no uggo gay is going to get asked for sperm or to explore the front hole. refer to my thesis

#364
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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what if the gay man is a teetotaller. what then?
#365
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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or they're both gay and the woman doesn't want to have kids.
#366
Nippon
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itd be p weird to accept the moral decay of homosexuality and at the same time be above drinking, so that is purely hypothetical
#367
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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Goethestein posted:
itd be p weird to accept the moral decay of homosexuality and at the same time be above drinking, so that is purely hypothetical

the Catholic Church's most severe prosecution of homosexuality came shortly after the nadir of its ability to claim moral authority.

#368
Nippon
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Cycloneboy posted:
or they're both gay and the woman doesn't want to have kids.



all women want to have kids. thats like saying a toaster doesnt want to toast

#369
tardy on these heaters
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getfiscal posted:
he's aromantic. learn how to read, girdles, if that's your real name.



like a scented candle

#370
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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Goethestein posted:

Cycloneboy posted:
or they're both gay and the woman doesn't want to have kids.

all women want to have kids. thats like saying a toaster doesnt want to toast

sir, i am beginning to suspect you are trolling me.

#371
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girdles_gone_wild posted:
because dating=fucking
beep boop robot boy



if i could find a relationship where i didn't feel pressured into sex by the woman then that would be 100% ideal.

i just want someone to snuggle with at night, a warm body to lay with, someone to intimately bond with while by the camp fire.

#372
Kurdt
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AmericanNazbro posted:

girdles_gone_wild posted:
because dating=fucking
beep boop robot boy

if i could find a relationship where i didn't feel pressured into sex by the woman then that would be 100% ideal.

i just want someone to snuggle with at night, a warm body to lay with, someone to intimately bond with while by the camp fire.


goon love is the best love

#373
desire be, desire go
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babyfinland posted:

getfiscal posted:
he's aromantic. learn how to read, girdles, if that's your real name.

like a scented candle



or benzene

#374
penitent
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iirc girdles made some weird + creepy posts about how much he wanted a girl to cuddle in the 'dp. kuscheln ist verboten. just a heads up
#375
penitent
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volcel supremacy, murder all incels
#376
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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deadken posted:
volcel supremacy, murder all incels


__________/

#377
puget's sounds
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Tsargon posted:

The_Schliski posted:

Tsargon posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

girdles_gone_wild posted:
just try to imagine cycloneboy out on a date with a woman/girl.
lmao

i'm trying to imagine what a date with a woman would be like, but i'm drawing blank.

im gonna go ahead and bet: awful

hey tsargon whats shakin bacon

nm, i got a gun and am about get to another gun and do a bunch of Big Government hoopla so i can slay geese

how are you

i went to go see a country act in capitol hill last night, they cook

also i caught the female lead singer to a popular local act checkin me out woot

no convo though, she didnt stick around for the closing act

so i guess you could say... im hunting "chickadees"

#378
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deadken posted:
iirc girdles made some weird + creepy posts about how much he wanted a girl to cuddle in the 'dp. kuscheln ist verboten. just a heads up



actually that was me

#379
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nice seein u losers still here satrday night when i come back from my wank
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#381
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did the owner ever showed his face? there's an atitude of detachement in the funny cursing thingy but i think he'll be destroyed if that bird dies
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#385
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lol i still prefer the orange guy in blue shirts that eats shit. his creepy braindead demeanor calms me somehow


"a lot of people thought i was a japanese configuration so they wanted me to walk into the room. people wonder why i dont blink"
#386
lame
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deadken posted:
iirc girdles made some weird + creepy posts about how much he wanted a girl to cuddle in the 'dp. kuscheln ist verboten. just a heads up



cuddling is disgusting

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#388
Mike Nelson here.
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i'm pretty sure there's a german word for what i feel all day. combination of joy, laughter, love, revulsion and confusion.
#389
tardy on these heaters
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getfiscal posted:
i'm pretty sure there's a german word for what i feel all day. combination of joy, laughter, love, revulsion and confusion.



schnitzel

#390
Mike Nelson here.
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came here to post schnitzel

edit: looked it up, it's dieschwandergiftenbilzschweitzenshwandenballenschweitzen

weird
#391
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#392
Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine posted:

getfiscal posted:
i'm pretty sure there's a german word for what i feel all day. combination of joy, laughter, love, revulsion and confusion.

i think its dieschwandergiftenbilzschweitzenshwandenballenschweitzen

yeah i said that already

#393
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The_Schliski posted:

Tsargon posted:

The_Schliski posted:

Tsargon posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

girdles_gone_wild posted:
just try to imagine cycloneboy out on a date with a woman/girl.
lmao

i'm trying to imagine what a date with a woman would be like, but i'm drawing blank.

im gonna go ahead and bet: awful

hey tsargon whats shakin bacon

nm, i got a gun and am about get to another gun and do a bunch of Big Government hoopla so i can slay geese

how are you

i went to go see a country act in capitol hill last night, they cook

also i caught the female lead singer to a popular local act checkin me out woot

no convo though, she didnt stick around for the closing act

so i guess you could say... im hunting "chickadees"



ive been trying to listen to country for a while now but it just aint takin. i dont like the instrumentation, the twangs seem generally really affected, and some 80% of the songs are about ladies and i always find myself wishing that, you know, there were some about trains, or dear old southern homes

#394
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futurewidow posted:

deadken posted:
iirc girdles made some weird + creepy posts about how much he wanted a girl to cuddle in the 'dp. kuscheln ist verboten. just a heads up

cuddling is disgusting



jeez. you make goatstein seem like a ray of sunshine in comparison

#395
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Cycloneboy posted:

Goethestein posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

girdles_gone_wild posted:
because dating=fucking
beep boop robot boy

"fucking" earlier is a hyperbolic simplification of "romantic interest," but of course you wouldn't be aware of the ways in which words can be used to have nonliteral meanings. guys and girls can be friends... without wanting to date?? what is this...

guys and girls cannot be friends unless there is a sufficient attractiveness differential, they dont spend much time with each other, and/or one or both of them are in a committed relationship respected by the other party. welcome 2 reality

what if one of them's gay, owned bitch.



did someone say they were gay? sorry i wasn't paying attention but I'm Gay

#396
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#397
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As I reflect back on my childhood, it wasn't easy. I was weak and sickly; the target of bullies. Afraid of my own shadow, I was picked last for team sports. I was beaten up and stuffed into lockers.

Then one rainy Saturday afternoon I walked into the cinema and saw the movie Bloodsport. It was there in that moviehouse that I found hope. I sat transfixed, watching Jean-Claude's rippling muscles and stupendous Karate kicks. It was there that I found my calling. I didn't know much, but I knew two things that afternoon: I would become a bodybuilder, and I would become a black belt in Karate.

That night I was furiously curling a rusty old barbell I found at the town dump until I thought my arms would fall off. I enrolled at the dojo with my newspaper route money and began training in earnest.

As the months passed I looked forward to each new Van Damme release. Kickboxer, Lionheart, Death Warrant, Double Impact...With every movement Of Jean-Claude's taught, ripped physique I found reason to carry on. I felt like he was a personal friend; someone who cared about me deeply.

My own physique began to explode with muscles, and my Karate training forged me into a weapon. I began vanquishing my former tormentors with a calculated ferocity which was frightening. The hunted became the hunter. I wandered the ghettos late at night hoping to encounter street blacks who would try to rob me, so I could implement the moves I learned in the dojo and smash the muggers and gangbangers with these iron fists and these nitro glycerine feet.

One day I looked in the mirror and saw Jean-Claude Van Damme looking back. I had arrived. I had completely transformed myself into a thing of male beauty, backed with awesome martial skills which enabled me to maim, destroy, and punish at will.

I will always be grateful to Jean-Claude Van Damme as the inspiration for what I've become. I'll never forget that rainy Saturday in the cinema. Thank you Jean-Claude, you're my special friend.
#398
tardy on these heaters
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#399
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tpaine posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

futurewidow posted:

deadken posted:

iirc girdles made some weird + creepy posts about how much he wanted a girl to cuddle in the 'dp. kuscheln ist verboten. just a heads up

cuddling is disgusting

jeez. you make goatstein seem like a ray of sunshine in comparison

*america nice bro is a record producer and he's talking about madonna's ray of sunchine single as a comparison here*



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babyfinland posted: