#321
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goatee youre the stupidest idiot in the whole wide world lol
#322
[account deactivated]
#323
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i miss wayne. whatever happened to that dude
#324
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lmao do not let cycloneboy into wddp
#325
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just try to imagine cycloneboy out on a date with a woman/girl.
lmao
#326
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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girdles_gone_wild posted:
just try to imagine cycloneboy out on a date with a woman/girl.
lmao

i'm trying to imagine you on a date, but i'm afraid it's impossible.

#327
Poronto
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you are rubber, we are glue. duly noted
#328
Mike Nelson here.
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darn raccoons trying to get into my apartment again

i love you raccoons but don't eat through my roof
#329
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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i'd actually own at dating, because i am intelligent, attractive, a good listener, nice, believe in honesty and trust in relationships, don't have unrealistic expectations of my potential partner(s), and most importantly, i'm rich bitch.
#330
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Cycloneboy posted:
i'd actually own at dating, because i am intelligent, attractive, a good listener, nice, believe in honesty and trust in relationships, don't have unrealistic expectations of my potential partner(s), and most importantly, i'm rich bitch.


#331
Mike Nelson here.
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Cycloneboy posted:
i'd actually own at dating, because i... believe in honesty and trust in relationships

"fail"

#332
Poronto
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cyclone inchoate germline in prepubescent fathers epididymis you dont really know who you're dealing with here, getfiscal has had ALL the relationships AND the sex and would school you upon a thing or two
#333
puget's sounds
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I'm polyamorous and a swinger. I literally have sex with people I've just met. I still feel violated by patdowns. If you touch me without permission then you've violated me.
#334
Mike Nelson here.
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littlegreenpills posted:
cyclone inchoate germline in prepubescent fathers epididymis you dont really know who you're dealing with here, getfiscal has had ALL the relationships AND the sex and would school you upon a thing or two

the cbc is considering giving me a prime time dating advice show called Tonsil Hockey Night in Canada.

#335
puget's sounds
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I'm polyamorous and a swinger. and I VOTE
#336
puget's sounds
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oh is this thread not quoting d&d anymore. sorry
#337
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girdles_gone_wild posted:
just try to imagine cycloneboy out on a date with a woman/girl.
lmao



i'm trying to imagine what a date with a woman would be like, but i'm drawing blank.

#338
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The_Schliski posted:
I'm polyamorous and a swinger. I literally have sex with people I've just met. I still feel violated by patdowns. If you touch me without permission then you've violated me.



that's true. i agree with this person.

it's not so much an issue of being touched, but being touched by ugly people without consent. it's very dehumanizing to be objectified by hideous people, though it's alright if they are attractive.

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AmericanNazbro posted:

girdles_gone_wild posted:
just try to imagine cycloneboy out on a date with a woman/girl.
lmao

i'm trying to imagine what a date with a woman would be like, but i'm drawing blank.



im gonna go ahead and bet: awful

#340
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Cycloneboy posted:
i'm trying to imagine you on a date, but i'm afraid it's impossible.



lol this is a really funny post

#341
penitent
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AmericanNazbro posted:

girdles_gone_wild posted:
just try to imagine cycloneboy out on a date with a woman/girl.
lmao

i'm trying to imagine what a date with a woman would be like, but i'm drawing blank.



im trying to imagine what a woman is like, and all i can picture is a vending machine, but for amphetamines

#342
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Cycloneboy posted:
i'd actually own at dating, because i am intelligent, attractive, a good listener, nice, believe in honesty and trust in relationships, don't have unrealistic expectations of my potential partner(s), and most importantly, i'm rich bitch.



is this how you fill out your online dating and craigslist applications?
check your privilege, scrub.

#343
puget's sounds
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Tsargon posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

girdles_gone_wild posted:
just try to imagine cycloneboy out on a date with a woman/girl.
lmao

i'm trying to imagine what a date with a woman would be like, but i'm drawing blank.

im gonna go ahead and bet: awful

hey tsargon whats shakin bacon

#344
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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girdles_gone_wild posted:
is this how you fill out your online dating and craigslist applications?
check your privilege, scrub.

i don't fill out online dating profiles because i don't want to date.

#345
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The_Schliski posted:

Tsargon posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

girdles_gone_wild posted:
just try to imagine cycloneboy out on a date with a woman/girl.
lmao

i'm trying to imagine what a date with a woman would be like, but i'm drawing blank.

im gonna go ahead and bet: awful

hey tsargon whats shakin bacon



nm, i got a gun and am about get to another gun and do a bunch of Big Government hoopla so i can slay geese

how are you

#346
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avoid the woman creature at all costs. a nifty stratagem.
#347
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girdles_gone_wild posted:
avoid the woman creature at all costs. a nifty stratagem.



this, except, unironically

#348
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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girdles_gone_wild posted:
avoid the woman creature at all costs. a nifty stratagem.

you're right, the only reason to speak to women is because you want to fuck them.

#349
Kurdt
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*tightens cilice*
#350
Mike Nelson here.
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Cycloneboy posted:

girdles_gone_wild posted:
avoid the woman creature at all costs. a nifty stratagem.

you're right, the only reason to speak to women is because you want to fuck them.

that's a bad attitude to have, cyclopsman

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Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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getfiscal posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

girdles_gone_wild posted:
avoid the woman creature at all costs. a nifty stratagem.

you're right, the only reason to speak to women is because you want to fuck them.

that's a bad attitude to have, cyclopsman

i agree, that's why i am mocking girdles_gone_wild's clear belief in it.

#352
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Cycloneboy posted:
you're right, the only reason to speak to women is because you want to fuck them.



because that's exactly what I said

#353
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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girdles_gone_wild posted:

Cycloneboy posted:
you're right, the only reason to speak to women is because you want to fuck them.

because that's exactly what I said

data point: i don't want to date
premise: ??
conclusion: i don't want to speak to women

the only logical way to get from A to B is if we assume that a lack of desire to date means a lack of desire to interact with the opposite sex. QED you're a fucker no matter how you slice it.

#354
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because dating=fucking
beep boop robot boy
#355
jiggago
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*updates cyclonebruhs_dating_opinions_and_dick_pic_ascii.txt*
#356
Mike Nelson here.
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he's aromantic. learn how to read, girdles, if that's your real name.
#357
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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girdles_gone_wild posted:
because dating=fucking
beep boop robot boy

"fucking" earlier is a hyperbolic simplification of "romantic interest," but of course you wouldn't be aware of the ways in which words can be used to have nonliteral meanings. guys and girls can be friends... without wanting to date?? what is this...

#358
Kurdt
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#359
Nippon
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Cycloneboy posted:

girdles_gone_wild posted:
avoid the woman creature at all costs. a nifty stratagem.

you're right, the only reason to speak to women is because you want to fuck them.



what if u just want a sandwich.(no ban)

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Nippon
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Cycloneboy posted:

girdles_gone_wild posted:
because dating=fucking
beep boop robot boy

"fucking" earlier is a hyperbolic simplification of "romantic interest," but of course you wouldn't be aware of the ways in which words can be used to have nonliteral meanings. guys and girls can be friends... without wanting to date?? what is this...



guys and girls cannot be friends unless there is a sufficient attractiveness differential, they dont spend much time with each other, and/or one or both of them are in a committed relationship respected by the other party. welcome 2 reality