#241
Islam is pretty chill because you can have sex with dudes in your youth and it's cool, you're not gay or anything. They don't feel the need to like, put labels on things, you know?
#242
babyfinland says he has a girlfriend "overseas" which is like clue number one that someone's gay. yeah i totally have a girlfriend... she's invisible, though.... shyeah right
#243
I wonder if there's ever been a single man who was "raped" while sober
#244
A pack of wild uggos pulled me into an alley held me down and gave me a beej by force with their harelipped mouths. A Lifetime original movie
#245

Goethestein posted:
I wonder if there's ever been a single man who was "raped" while sober

the use of violence, blackmail, and threats are perfectly functional methods of coercing sex out of someone, regardless of whether they happen to identify as male or female. there are also male children who are victimized, as well as victims of prison rape and other male-on-male violence. i'd appreciate it if you stopped making rape "jokes."

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#246

deadken posted:
i wouldnt criticise anyone for the sex stuff they like to do unless they, you know, kept on going on about perverts and freaks under the impression that anyone thought they were anything other than a repressed psychotic obese future sex offender



but enough about cycloneboy

#247

Cycloneboy posted:

Goethestein posted:
I wonder if there's ever been a single man who was "raped" while sober

the use of violence, blackmail, and threats are perfectly functional methods of coercing sex out of someone, regardless of whether they happen to identify as male or female. there are also male children who are victimized, as well as victims of prison rape and other male-on-male violence. i'd appreciate it if you stopped making rape "jokes."



Im gonna let everybody know that you embezzled the Floogerman account unless you pork my poon. -the world's worst blackmailer

#248
what if a girl threatens to tell people you have a shameful shrimp nub unless you sex with her. is that rape
#249
(asking for a friend)
#250
hey look its dead ken:

Ann Coulter Launches ‘Abstinence is the New Sexy’ Campaign for the GOP


Outspoken author and GOP political pundit Ann Coulter has agreed to become the spokesperson for the GOP’s latest campaign aimed at the youth of America to counter what they claim is a sex crazed society. She will tour the country speaking to middle school and high school aged youths about the evils and danger of sex including the dangers of Crotch Rot which the GOP claims is transferred via hand to genital contact and is extremely contagious unless your married and protestant.

Ms. Coulter has several GOP paid scientists on tour with her including Dr. John Dinkel and Dr. Bobby Lee Davis of the Biblical Institute of Science at Oral Roberts University. They’ve shown graphic pictures of blistered hands which some medical doctors claim looks like dermatitis caused by poison ivy or poison oak. Rather than sticking just to the facts about human sexuality, they descend to myth and false information to try to scare kids out of sex. They’ve also discussed the extremely rare genetic disease testicular elephantiasis as being a communicable disease with the intent of scaring the hell out of any impressionable teenage boy.

Dr. Bobby Lee Davis claims masturbation is the mass genocide of the pre-born and that every teenage boy’s scrotum is a potential concentration camp between their legs, he claims to be doing clinical research and a hands on study to tackle this growing menace.

DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz was glad to hear that Ann Coulter was promoting abstinence and was hopeful that she would practice what she was preaching. Rep. Wasserman Schultz was quoted as saying, “the only thing that scares me more than President Obama losing to Rick Santorum is the thought of Ann Coulter adding to the gene pool.”

We asked Dana Loesch, conservative pundit and CNN contributor why she didn’t take the reigns of the GOP project. Her reply was, “don’t be silly, abstinence is for poor people and minorities, not for people like me.”



http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/03/13/ann-coulter-launches-abstinence-is-the-new-sexy-campaign-for-the-gop/

#251

Cycloneboy posted:

Goethestein posted:
I wonder if there's ever been a single man who was "raped" while sober

the use of violence, blackmail, and threats are perfectly functional methods of coercing sex out of someone, regardless of whether they happen to identify as male or female. there are also male children who are victimized, as well as victims of prison rape and other male-on-male violence. i'd appreciate it if you stopped making rape "jokes."



oh "identify as male or female"

ya of course there are ton of transgender rapists

#252

Goethestein posted:
Im gonna let everybody know that you embezzled the Floogerman account unless you pork my poon. -the world's worst blackmailer

lots of guys do the same thing to women, but somehow they aren't the world's worst blackmailer??

#253

Cycloneboy posted:

Goethestein posted:
Im gonna let everybody know that you embezzled the Floogerman account unless you pork my poon. -the world's worst blackmailer

lots of guys do the same thing to women, but somehow they aren't the world's worst blackmailer??



lol welcome to planet earth you adorable little martian child

#254

Goethestein posted:



I bet there has been some.

#255

Cycloneboy posted:

Goethestein posted:
Im gonna let everybody know that you embezzled the Floogerman account unless you pork my poon. -the world's worst blackmailer

lots of guys do the same thing to women, but somehow they aren't the world's worst blackmailer??



nope. also if you are incapable of fighting a woman off riding your cock until you cum then youre probably a quadreplegic with a nonfunctional jimmy so the point is moot

#256

Groulxsmith posted:


Groulxsmith posted:
what if a girl threatens to tell people you have a shameful shrimp nub unless you sex with her. is that rape



Yah, to me.

#257
MmmmMmm it's hard to quote, right, on the message board. Sorry *wears the n00b sash*
#258
did you finally get banned wayne
#259
Well Lets Just say this: that Moi and That *wink, winks* is no longer "a good fit"
#260
im glad youre here wayne. im surprised you lasted that long. have you heard from deek
#261
is it true that you make the pronunciationvideos
#262

Goethestein posted:
is it true that you make the pronunciationvideos



Ha ha well, yah.

#263
How is every body here doing?
#264

babyfinland posted:
hey look its dead ken:

Ann Coulter Launches ‘Abstinence is the New Sexy’ Campaign for the GOP


Outspoken author and GOP political pundit Ann Coulter has agreed to become the spokesperson for the GOP’s latest campaign aimed at the youth of America to counter what they claim is a sex crazed society. She will tour the country speaking to middle school and high school aged youths about the evils and danger of sex including the dangers of Crotch Rot which the GOP claims is transferred via hand to genital contact and is extremely contagious unless your married and protestant.

Ms. Coulter has several GOP paid scientists on tour with her including Dr. John Dinkel and Dr. Bobby Lee Davis of the Biblical Institute of Science at Oral Roberts University. They’ve shown graphic pictures of blistered hands which some medical doctors claim looks like dermatitis caused by poison ivy or poison oak. Rather than sticking just to the facts about human sexuality, they descend to myth and false information to try to scare kids out of sex. They’ve also discussed the extremely rare genetic disease testicular elephantiasis as being a communicable disease with the intent of scaring the hell out of any impressionable teenage boy.

Dr. Bobby Lee Davis claims masturbation is the mass genocide of the pre-born and that every teenage boy’s scrotum is a potential concentration camp between their legs, he claims to be doing clinical research and a hands on study to tackle this growing menace.

DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz was glad to hear that Ann Coulter was promoting abstinence and was hopeful that she would practice what she was preaching. Rep. Wasserman Schultz was quoted as saying, “the only thing that scares me more than President Obama losing to Rick Santorum is the thought of Ann Coulter adding to the gene pool.”

We asked Dana Loesch, conservative pundit and CNN contributor why she didn’t take the reigns of the GOP project. Her reply was, “don’t be silly, abstinence is for poor people and minorities, not for people like me.”



http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/03/13/ann-coulter-launches-abstinence-is-the-new-sexy-campaign-for-the-gop/



this post taught me that oral roberts is actually a person's name. what the pram

#265
those pwn. whats it like being an internet celebrity
#266
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#267

Goethestein posted:
those pwn. whats it like being an internet celebrity



Ha ha ha! You tell me! I was at the star bucks and heard this guy talking about the goat on the inter net who had a psychological fixation actually I probably well I was going to put a rude joke here but then I remembered that you are being nice to me. Its great to be an internet celebrity.

#268

tpaine posted:



Hi tpaine How are you doing.

#269
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#270
I dont really under stand.
#271
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#272

Wayne posted:

Goethestein posted:
those pwn. whats it like being an internet celebrity

Ha ha ha! You tell me! I was at the star bucks and heard this guy talking about the goat on the inter net who had a psychological fixation actually I probably well I was going to put a rude joke here but then I remembered that you are being nice to me. Its great to be an internet celebrity.



i dont think the first half of your story is true

#273

tpaine posted:
watch that. it has the seal of approval of our very mr. crow and jermanjoeuy
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Shwoah well in tTHat case *basically sprints to watch it*

#274
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#275
wayne did you hear that pretty soon theyre going to haul a baby girl out of my wifes womb like the engine block of a 92 ford taurus? did your wife ever pump out a little gord? dadcrew
#276

Goethestein posted:
wayne did you hear that pretty soon theyre going to haul a baby girl out of my wifes womb like the engine block of a 92 ford taurus? did your wife ever pump out a little gord? dadcrew



WEll no I didnt hear that because I look at the web forum and people get banned off it for mentioning you or me BUT anyways congratulations and Yes my wife give berth to a proud son.

#277
Ha ha look at this dude!

#278

Goethestein posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

Goethestein posted:
Im gonna let everybody know that you embezzled the Floogerman account unless you pork my poon. -the world's worst blackmailer

lots of guys do the same thing to women, but somehow they aren't the world's worst blackmailer??

nope. also if you are incapable of fighting a woman off riding your cock until you cum then youre probably a quadreplegic with a nonfunctional jimmy so the point is moot

ppl who are being raped don't have a responsibility to fight their rapists off.

#279

Cycloneboy posted:
ppl who are being raped don't have a responsibility to fight their rapists off.



How come?

#280
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