#201

babyfinland posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Groulxsmith posted:
my real life friends are very five-years-ago-d&d

wow, nice misogyny

way to assume gender identity there ozzymandias



Wow, way to undercut and discredit my feminist defence of Ashley and her political autonomy, check your privilege.

#202
You don't get to speak for the Ashleys.
#203
does anyone remember the ashleys from hit 90s cartoon show 'recess'. i dont
#204
ahahaha i'm reading the wikipedia article on recess and who the fuck writes all this shit
#205
Vince is African American, the only one in school, and naturally the most athletic student at Third Street School.

asdfghjk
#206

deadken posted:
Vince is African American, the only one in school, and naturally the most athletic student at Third Street School.

asdfghjk




woooooot

#207
also the shady tough ethnic character was a goddamn italian
#208
Recess taught me the most important ethical code of all:

"Tattle tale, go to jail, stick your head in a garbage pail."
#209
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#210
in grade 5 i was the first boy to be slapped in the face by the first girl with boobs
#211

Meursault posted:
You don't get to speak for the Ashleys.



whoa, that av' owns

#212

discipline posted:
cycloneboy discovered he was an "ace" when the girls tried to kiss him on the playground and hold him down and put garbage in his hair

when i was 12 a group of girls tried to wrestle and fight me to pull down my pants and see my dick, and i was really embarrassed and upset, but fortunately it had no effect on me. no effect on me.

#213
http://tinyurl.com/74p6242
#214

getfiscal posted:

discipline posted:
cycloneboy discovered he was an "ace" when the girls tried to kiss him on the playground and hold him down and put garbage in his hair

when i was 12 a group of girls tried to wrestle and fight me to pull down my pants and see my dick, and i was really embarrassed and upset, but fortunately it had no effect on me. no effect on me.

those girls sexually assaulted you and should go to jail.

#215
FOR LIFE.

zero tolerance.
#216
cycloneboy why are you so terrified of being male raped.
#217

Goethestein posted:
cycloneboy why are you so terrified of being male raped.

rape is scary.

#218

getfiscal posted:

discipline posted:
cycloneboy discovered he was an "ace" when the girls tried to kiss him on the playground and hold him down and put garbage in his hair

when i was 12 a group of girls tried to wrestle and fight me to pull down my pants and see my dick, and i was really embarrassed and upset, but fortunately it had no effect on me. no effect on me.



i've been warning about the dangers of axe body spray for years, but no one pays heed until it's too late.

#219
An asteroid hitting earth is scary and about as likely as a woman raping you
#220
he's scared of someone invading his lonely little castle hahah
#221
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#222
make fun all you want but cycloneboy will be fine once he goes to college and finds out communism is boring, girls are pretty, it can be fun to be around people, and actuaries are middle-aged, mute orthodox jews
#223
He is going to fuck.
#224
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#225

discipline posted:
cycloneboy discovered he was an "ace" when the girls tried to kiss him on the playground and hold him down and put garbage in his hair



please dont delegitimise asexuality, which is a valid & normal sexual orientation deserving of respect, thanks. i hope you wouldnt suggest that a gay person is gay because they were abused as a child, don't do this.

#226
although im a virgin i think i have a p good idea of what boobs are like as i massage and fondle my own 8-12 hours a day
#227
i don't see a problem accepting that some become asexual due to congenital defect while for others it is merely a neurosis
#228

Goethestein posted:
An asteroid hitting earth is scary and about as likely as a woman raping you

no, an asteroid hitting earth and affecting me is a lot less likely, actually.

Groulxsmith posted:
i don't see a problem accepting that some become asexual due to congenital defect while for others it is merely a neurosis

same, but with heterosexuality.

#229
theres nothing wrong with being asexual, its not a disorder, asexuals in fact tend to be happier and more fulfilled than sexuals with their weird + gross fixation on body secretions and genital rubbing that takes over their whole goddamn life
#230

Cycloneboy posted:

Groulxsmith posted:
i don't see a problem accepting that some become asexual due to congenital defect while for others it is merely a neurosis

same, but with heterosexuality.



whooooooooooooa we got a regular FREDRICK NEITSCHE HERE GUYS tear down those idols

#231
maybe it is the freaks and perverts who are the true freaks and perverts, eh?
#232
nice normanormativism
#233

deadken posted:
nice normanormativism



proud of it

#234
babyfinland your vociferous denunciation of all 'perversions' combined with your baseless hatred of asexuality and your willing conversion to a religion mostly defined by its sexual prohibitions and its horror of the anus indicates some gross and deep-seated repressions, a Diseased Lamella, a creepy leer and a lazy eye, Manifold Psychosexual Issues. id speculate in more detail but i dont really want to think any more about your icky lil fucked up mind
#235
uh huh
#236

deadken posted:
babyfinland your vociferous denunciation of all 'perversions' combined with your baseless hatred of asexuality and your willing conversion to a religion mostly defined by its sexual prohibitions and its horror of the anus indicates some gross and deep-seated repressions, a Diseased Lamella, a creepy leer and a lazy eye, Manifold Psychosexual Issues. id speculate in more detail but i dont really want to think any more about your icky lil fucked up mind

#237
#238
i don't think bf is gay, thatd only cause his level of repression and undirected fury if he were part of..... some totalising..... and sexually constrictive...... religion????
#239
im islamosexual and your kinkshaming from a position of asexual-privilege is deeply offensiev to me
#240
i wouldnt criticise anyone for the sex stuff they like to do unless they, you know, kept on going on about perverts and freaks under the impression that anyone thought they were anything other than a repressed psychotic obese future sex offender