babyfinland posted:Groulxsmith posted:
as usual, xckd put it best...
lol thats so sad
yah those dudes with only one wife are fucken retardmos imo
babyfinland posted:Groulxsmith posted:
as usual, xckd put it best...
lol thats so sad
he's just jealous because his wife's dying of cancer or something, so he's got to pretend that kids = drains on finances.
tpaine posted:Groulxsmith posted:
as usual, xckd put it best...
there should be a third panel which is like, just the guy, and like, beer bottles. because me
ive seen every possible permutation of that shit out here. single female stick figure and ten cats, single male figure and several female figures,
GoldenLionTamarin posted:
hmm i went to xkcd to find some bad ones and yesterdays was actually good. im stunned
Yeah i saw this but it's a bit flawed because genetically, women aren't funny and wouldn't come up with something as pithy as that.
all in all, this cartoon seems like staircase wit from a rolled gold, playa-hating, white-knighting AFC
stegosaurus posted:babyfinland posted:Groulxsmith posted:
as usual, xckd put it best...
lol thats so sad
he's just jealous because his wife's dying of cancer or something, so he's got to pretend that kids = drains on finances.
the spiral of sadness has no termination
Groulxsmith posted:
as usual, xckd put it best...
every time i look at that picture the first wife looks like either an alien or someone wearing a ushanka.
i don't really get what the moral of the comic is supposed to be either way tho
stegosaurus posted:
kids are a tax credit and you can make them pay you rent/force them to get a job and take all of their money. doesnt even make sense
children are basically an investment in spare organs
also, in advance: the figure on the right is a stick figure without any features, don't assume it's a man just because of that. you're normalizing masculinity, stop it.
Ironicwarcriminal posted:
counting my actuarial money in my empty mansion, what a life.
i actually plan to adopt as many kids as possible but if you're not going to have kids for the sake of money, why not go whole hog?
Cycloneboy posted:Ironicwarcriminal posted:
counting my actuarial money in my empty mansion, what a life.i actually plan to adopt as many kids as possible but if you're not going to have kids for the sake of money, why not go whole hog?
so creepy
babyfinland posted:Cycloneboy posted:Ironicwarcriminal posted:
counting my actuarial money in my empty mansion, what a life.i actually plan to adopt as many kids as possible but if you're not going to have kids for the sake of money, why not go whole hog?
so creepy
oh, the guy who believes that a 51-year old man who had sex with a 9-year old girl had a direct line to G-d is calling me creepy.
babyfinland posted:
i like to imagine IWC as a total douchebag bro type who wears pink polos with the collar popped and kanye west sunglasses that says things like "forget the kids, i'm talking about romance, lust, passion, that quest for a deeper connectivity with another human being that inflames our souls and charges our existence with an electric vitality"
What kind of bros do you know that talk like that.
i just wanted some colourful language to help Cycloneman out of his rebellious asexual phase.
Ironicwarcriminal posted:
What kind of bros do you know that talk like that.
i just wanted some colourful language to help Cycloneman out of his rebellious asexual phase.
then you'll help some other folks out of their rebellious bi phase too, right? eat. shit.
Ironicwarcriminal posted:babyfinland posted:
i like to imagine IWC as a total douchebag bro type who wears pink polos with the collar popped and kanye west sunglasses that says things like "forget the kids, i'm talking about romance, lust, passion, that quest for a deeper connectivity with another human being that inflames our souls and charges our existence with an electric vitality"What kind of bros do you know that talk like that.
i just wanted some colourful language to help Cycloneman out of his rebellious asexual phase.
i dont know anyone like that, thats why its a fun image
babyfinland posted:Ironicwarcriminal posted:babyfinland posted:i like to imagine IWC as a total douchebag bro type who wears pink polos with the collar popped and kanye west sunglasses that says things like "forget the kids, i'm talking about romance, lust, passion, that quest for a deeper connectivity with another human being that inflames our souls and charges our existence with an electric vitality"
What kind of bros do you know that talk like that.
i just wanted some colourful language to help Cycloneman out of his rebellious asexual phase.i dont know anyone like that, thats why its a fun image
I wish i could go to my grave with an epitaph like that, lmao.
Jews are so dramatic.
I imagine if you gave most people opiates or benzos they would also test lower on a racism test, because they'd feel better and be happier
babyfinland posted:
i like to imagine IWC as a total douchebag bro type who wears pink polos with the collar popped and kanye west sunglasses that says things like "forget the kids, i'm talking about romance, lust, passion, that quest for a deeper connectivity with another human being that inflames our souls and charges our existence with an electric vitality"
yoiu just described me to T, damn. only real difference is i wear aviators 'cuz shutter shades are totes passe