Is fever a symptom of coronnavirus
Is sore throat a sympto of coronnavirus
Headach a symptom ofcoronnavirus
Is head ache a symtom of coronnavirus
Coronnavirus symptoms
Coronnavirus do i have it
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Patient 1 in Italy is a 38 year old man, he was very healthy before catching virus, he has been intubated since February 29
swampman posted:Actually we do know that children can get coronavirus, but if we shut down all the schools in NYC for example, there will be 114,000 homeless kids with no food, shelter, or means of cleaning themselves and their clothes, and limited adult supervision. From there the consequences are inevitable: they'll waste all their pocket change on soda and Xbox.
Perhaps corona virus symptoms could be covered up by wearing a white sheet? This is a traditional ceremonial garb in much of amerikkka and should not attract attention. A pillow case with eyeholes could FUNction as a festive hat.
A nursing home within walking distance has bodies, 9 others locally have confirmed cases, and a local hospital has confirmed cases. Urgent care clinics REMOVED the masks from the courtesy stand in the lobbies because people were walking in and stealing the box, so now you can only get a mask after you've infected the entire waiting room.
+ The leader of Spain's fascist Vox party
+ The Hapsburg pretender to the Austro-Hungarian throne
hilariously cops tried to organize undercover strike by taking sick leave and wearing anonymous masks asking for more pay, but failed to get much traction as absences were equivalent to average day.
in other news toilet paper appears to have become valuable local commodity, but as part of the bidet bourgeoisie i remain unconcerned.
Gssh posted:cops wearing anonymous masks
swampman posted:Thinking about all the film and the episodic film where some virus happens in a place and a secret branch of the feds shows up and completely seals off the perimeter of the area and prepares to exterminate the infection in one very coordinated swooping and thinking about whether i liked each film or not, and if i liked it pirating it now while the internet works good
forutantley i illegally downloaded the andromeda strain years ago and have encrypted backups on three hard drives
swampman posted:Thinking about all the film and the episodic film where some virus happens in a place and a secret branch of the feds shows up and completely seals off the perimeter of the area and prepares to exterminate the infection in one very coordinated swooping and thinking about whether i liked each film or not, and if i liked it pirating it now while the internet works good
Meanwhile in reality the only part of the government fighting this is the Fed, which is battling the virus via monetary policy.
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swampman posted:How to surpress coronnavirus symptoms
very carefully
swampman posted:
it's going to be so great sitting through these next 2 months of the west slowly 'discovering' things China already warned us about which we promptly ignored because we were too busy working out the most racist lies possible with which to condemn them
+ Tom Hanks
+ Donald Trump (suspected)