#1121

girdles_gone_wild posted:
His indulgence in Marxist texts has inevitably alienated him from those individuals who are capable of hearing and taking up the banner. (If they are not this, then they are not that!) More importantly, cycyloneboy cannot stand the presents of anyone who has aesthetic dominance over him, and will lash and gnarl at anything which he senses as "threatening."



hes sealed himself off from the living nature of things and just sees the world in dead reified abstractions. hes still young though so theres hope

#1122
i'm on sexual strike until women collectively agree that i'm "all that and a bag of potato chips", live on television, preferably on maury
#1123
cycloneboy
cyclono-pæd

whoa
#1124
cycloneboy nothing can dampen your inner light. do not fall prey to the whispers in the darkness
#1125
cycloneman you must preserve your essence instead of just wasting it like a goddamn savage
#1126
cycloneboy do what u wanna do and dont let anyone tell u diffrent~~~~
#1127
cyclone bloat can you rec me some kewl asexuality blogs
#1128

deadken posted:
cyclone bloat can you rec me some kewl asexuality blogs

lol

#1129
asexual people have heightened blogging powers. its true. like how blind people can hear really well
#1130
have you considered living catholic religious life.

"religious life" means you take vows, including celibacy, and includes things like monks and nuns, but really is pretty wide in range, it's cool, look it up friends
#1131

deadken posted:
cycloneboy do what u wanna do and dont let anyone tell u diffrent~~~~



-someone's grandma circa 1672

#1132

getfiscal posted:
have you considered living catholic religious life.

"religious life" means you take vows, including celibacy, and includes things like monks and nuns, but really is pretty wide in range, it's cool, look it up friends



i dont think i'll ever prostrate myself before the church of rome i dont think

#1133

deadken posted:
i dont think i'll ever prostrate myself before the church of rome i dont think

ooooookay

*backs away slowly*

#1134

getfiscal posted:
i'm on sexual strike until women collectively agree that i'm "all that and a bag of potato chips", live on television, preferably on maury


you should probably just take the plunge and start eating garbage

#1135

getfiscal posted:
"religious life" means you take vows, including celibacy, and includes things like monks and nuns, but really is pretty wide in range, it's cool, look it up friends



so it's like being muslim but retarded. WHERE IS EMANUELA ORLANDI??? RATZINGER WE DEMAND THE TRUTH!!!

#1136

deadken posted:
cyclone bloat can you rec me some kewl asexuality blogs

Asexy Beast (aromantic asexual ciswoman), Charlie the Unicorn (homoromantic asexual transman), Writing from Factor X (aromantic asexual ciswoman), An Asexual Space (nonstandard-romantic asexual faab genderqueer w/ girlfriend), Skeptic's Play (homoromantic gray-asexual cisman). they're mostly about personal experiences and media portrayal of asexuality, except for Skeptic's Play which is more about puzzles and atheism (but still does talk about personal experiences and media portrayals some). also i've only read this post + the other one in the series but i thought they were really good so check out the Back Pew. if you're still interested after reading those they have a bunch of links to other ace blogs.

peace, friend.

getfiscal posted:
cloneboi... ok.... hear me out... masturbation is sexual


masturbation is sexual to some extent, yes. however, it is much more closely related to the sex drive (known to be heavily influenced by hormones) than to one's sexual orientation (which has no clear cause at the present time). studies show that many asexual people do masturbate, just less on average than sexual people do. plus there are those studies that find like 5% of men and 20-30% of women have never masturbated, but many of them are still sexually active. i hope this helps your understanding a little.

#1137

nonstandard-romantic asexual faab genderqueer w/ girlfriend



I didn't know there was a name for my sexuality let alone an online community / safe space! TIA for linking me up to others like me cycloneboy.

#1138
the only thing nonsexual about masturbation is you. hth
#1139
All Home Schooled Ppl Diagnosed With Asexuality.
#1140

Cycloneboy posted:

deadken posted:
cyclone bloat can you rec me some kewl asexuality blogs

Asexy Beast(aromantic asexual ciswoman), Charlie the Unicorn (homoromantic asexual transman), Writing from Factor X (aromantic asexual ciswoman), An Asexual Space (nonstandard-romantic asexual faab genderqueer w/ girlfriend), Skeptic's Play (homoromantic gray-asexual cisman). they're mostly about personal experiences and media portrayal of asexuality, except for Skeptic's Play which is more about puzzles and atheism (but still does talk about personal experiences and media portrayals some). also i've only read this post + the other one in the series but i thought they were really good so check out the Back Pew. if you're still interested after reading those they have a bunch of links to other ace blogs.


#1141
when you masturbate do you watch pornography or engage in erotic fantasies or is it just physical
#1142
remember when i made that post about the lady who asked me to choke her well she told me that there's a name for it and it's "gasper" which is a pretty good one. I wonder if there are any blogs out there about being a gasper

obviously the non bigoted cisplaining term is probably asphyxiaphil
#1143
(nonstandard-romantic asexual faab genderqueer w/ girlfriend)
#1144
lol lf has just reached the point of a bunch of ppl asking a teenage boy to describe how / why he masturbates. saw this coming.
#1145
lf has always been about teenage boys masturbating
#1146

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
lol lf has just reached the point of a bunch of ppl asking a teenage boy to describe how / why he masturbates. saw this coming.


yeah idk this is getting pretty personal.

#1147
do you want me to probate deadken cycloneboy??
#1148
its a saturday night and a whole bunch of people are at home, alone, making fun of asexual people on the internet. hte ironey.....
#1149

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
do you want me to probate deadken?

no.

girdles_gone_wild posted:
the only thing nonsexual about masturbation is you. hth

thinking of masturbation as inherently sexual is only marginally better than thinking of nocturnal penile tumescence or nocturnal emissions as inherently sexual, hth.

#1150
cyclone thing do you think asexuality is a binary or a gradient.
#1151
tom is known for a different kind of 'nocturnal emissions' that are VERY nonsexual. In fact, when him and T Money are together the reason they dont sleep in the same room has nothing to do with their religion but is based entirely on the fact that toms 'nocturnal emissions' are so vile smelling that it will literally cause t money to wake up vomiting
#1152

deadken posted:
cyclone thing do you think asexuality is a binary or a gradient.

it's definitely a gradient just like everything else.

#1153

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
do you want me to probate deadken cycloneboy??



lol stfu

#1154
reason for probation: lol "art of rape." very funny (not)
#1155
i'd like a teenage fucktoy
#1156

Cycloneboy posted:

deadken posted:
cyclone thing do you think asexuality is a binary or a gradient.

it's definitely a gradient just like everything else.


in your estimation, were you born asexual, shaped by your environment to be such, or was it primarily a matter of rational choice

#1157

futurewidow posted:
i'd like a teenage fucktoy



have you considered celibacy

#1158
im going back out to make more moeny. capitalism owns. self probating.

EmanuelaBrolandi was probated until (March 11, 2012 13:34:38) for this post!

#1159
cycloneboy have you considered becoming a eunuch. it honestly can't be too long before harems come back in style again so job opportunities will be plentiful.
#1160

gyrofry posted:
in your estimation, were you born asexual, shaped by your environment to be such, or was it primarily a matter of rational choice

i think it was in-born. i remember a lot of my early sexual/romantic thinking as being really weird and "warning signs" in retrospect (e.g. high attraction to ideas which undermined the normalization of romantic love even before i reached puberty, when i "fantasized" about being married there was no hugging, kissing, anything like that, she was just someone to Help Watch The Kids). I Never Wanted To Kiss A Girl and only recently even thought about doing it, just for experimentation, and had a pretty strong internal reaction in the "no" column (not, like, disgusted or anything. i'd compare it to another experience but i've never had any quite like it. it was just like, "no, I don't want to do that").

crustpunk_trotsky posted:
cycloneboy have you considered becoming a eunuch. it honestly can't be too long before harems come back in style again so job opportunities will be plentiful.

i have actually seriously considered going on cyproterone acetate to reduce my sex drive in the past. but just so i don't have to masturbate. it can cause health problems though and i'd pretty much have to buy it through the mail so i don't think i'm going to actually wind up doing it.