#1001
Mike Nelson here.
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iwc, instead of doing that why don't you make out with a hot bikini babe
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Kurdt
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#1003
Mike Nelson here.
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one of the books bush read as president in his leisure time was "the stranger" by albert camus and even jon stewart was like uh oh
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Kurdt
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futurewidow posted:
how does anyone have sex in 2012, our bodies are too disgusting



DEADLIFTS

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getfiscal posted:
iwc, instead of doing that why don't you make out with a hot bikini babe



They're too hot for me. I mean i'm alright but these chiky-babes, YOWSERS.

Besides, the beach is more than just a hook-up joint, it's the sandy cathedral of this godless society; a place of quiet contemplation and conversation with the cosmos.

Ironicwarcriminal was probated until (May 1, 2012 08:52:06) for this post!

#1007
Kurdt
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i unironically love the beach and the sun and happiness
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Kurdt
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im so ashamed
#1009
Mike Nelson here.
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#1010
tardy on these heaters
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gyrofry posted:
i unironically love the beach and the sun and happiness



same

#1011
Mike Nelson here.
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

getfiscal posted:
iwc, instead of doing that why don't you make out with a hot bikini babe

They're too hot for me. I mean i'm alright but these chiky-babes, YOWSERS.

no woman is too hot for you, you are ironic war criminal, go, and do a babe

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Hey baby, lemme kick sand in your face
#1013
Mike Nelson here.
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come at them with pickup lines that confuse them so that they are off balance, this is called attacking their center of gravity. for example, say "girl you look so good it's like you got TWO bikinis on" and then they will look confused and you can date them
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Any girls out there look gross and confusing, for me to date on? *makes smoochy faces*
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gyrofry posted:
i unironically love the beach and the sun and happiness



this but with a slight twist of irony

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getfiscal posted:
come at them with pickup lines that confuse them so that they are off balance, this is called attacking their center of gravity. for example, say "girl you look so good it's like you got TWO bikinis on" and then they will look confused and you can date them



The beach is a "safe space" and I respect that, or at least that's my excuse for not having the nerve to strike up conversations with them.

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The beach is NOT a safe space. Haven't you seen Jaws? Haven't you seen The Beach
#1018
penitent
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i go to the beach and read my Big Book Of Theory and whenever anyone tries to talk to me i ask if they have any interesting insights on hedeggerian phenomenology and when they say no i ask them to go away
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Yea when I'm a huge nerd a t the gym people go up to me all the time and try to love me and I just stutter & drop my five pound weight and they leave, and THEN, THE REAL FUN BEGINS
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babyfinland posted:

crustpunk_trotsky posted:

babyfinland posted:

littlegreenpills posted:
i wish i was dead. i want to commit suicide upon myself. this is the sober truth not a joke

make your life a preparation for your death. do not allow yourself to waste your death, for it is glorious to die. do not die on falsehood, for falsehood impinges on the glory of death

alternatively recognize that death in of itself is the culmination of the search for Meaning

death is a bridge to the haqq



gesundheit

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It's weird though that the beach in itself seems to convey some magical powers of reshaping or defining the norms of sexuality. Walk around the shopping mall up the road with your breasts exposed and people would think you're loopy, if not a little offensive, but do it in droves on the sand and it's completely socially acceptable.
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Kurdt
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Ironicwarcriminal posted:
It's weird though that the beach in itself seems to convey some magical powers of reshaping or defining the norms of sexuality. Walk around the shopping mall up the road with your breasts exposed and people would think you're loopy, if not a little offensive, but do it in droves on the sand and it's completely socially acceptable.



It's pretty funny because we've got a Christian member of parliament called Fred Nile who is super conservative, hates gays, and wanted to ban the burqa, and then came out with this:

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/12/30/1230399185957.html



Conservative MP Fred Nile says he wants topless bathing banned in NSW to protect Sydney's Muslim and Asian communities.

The Reverend Nile has rejected allegations that prudishness is behind a bill he has prepared to ban nudity, including topless sunbathing, on the state's most popular beaches.

Australia's reputation as a conservative but culturally inclusive sociery was at risk of erosion by more liberal overseas visitors, he said.

"Our beaches should be a place where no one is offended, whether it's their religious or cultural views," he said.

"If they've come from a Middle Eastern or Asian country where women never go topless - in fact they usually wear a lot of clothing - I think it's important to respect all the different cultures that make up Australia."

The practice was at risk of raising the ire of Muslim men in particular, Mr Nile said.

"I don't want to have any provocations or disturbances on our public beaches," he said.

Acting Premier Carmel Tebbutt and the NSW Opposition Leader, Barry O'Farrell, have both said that topless bathing is an issue for local councils, not state governments.

But Mr Nile said he believed most politicians would come around once all the issues were considered.

"I think if you survey Australian women you'll find a lot of women would be uncomfortable if it became the custom topless at the beach," he said.

"Australia's always been a conservative country as far as beachwear goes.

Speaking to reporters in Melbourne, acting Prime Minister Julia Gillard said the topless issue was one of context and clear signage.

"People want to go to the beach and use the beach in a variety of ways. Obviously family groups want to go to the beach, people who want to get a bit of sun all over also want to go to the beach," she said.

"As long as people know what the rules are and know what to expect I think it is a matter for the individuals involved."

Ms Gillard urged topless bathers to be sun smart.

"There is also a stage where people should be getting the hat on, getting the shirt on and getting the sunscreen on," she said.

#1024
lame
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Meursault posted:

futurewidow posted:
how does anyone have sex in 2012, our bodies are too disgusting

step 1. lower the shades
step 2. navigate your browser (Firefox take back the web) to google.com and type boobs



pornography is exactly the problem

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shennong posted:

futurewidow posted:
how does anyone have sex in 2012, our bodies are too disgusting

DEADLIFTS



we forge our bodies in the fire of our will

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futurewidow posted:

Meursault posted:

futurewidow posted:
how does anyone have sex in 2012, our bodies are too disgusting

step 1. lower the shades
step 2. navigate your browser (Firefox take back the web) to google.com and type boobs

pornography is exactly the problem



sounds more like the solution to me

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futurewidow posted:

Meursault posted:

futurewidow posted:
how does anyone have sex in 2012, our bodies are too disgusting

step 1. lower the shades
step 2. navigate your browser (Firefox take back the web) to google.com and type boobs

pornography is exactly the problem



yeah that was my point

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Kurdt
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more people have had sex in 2012 than any other time in history, i really dont understand the question
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gyrofry posted:
more people have had sex in 2012 than any other time in history, i really dont understand the question



If anything the planet is only getting sexier

#1030
penitent
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i dunno guys, i think sex is on the way out. people are starting to realise that its ok but not that great, and certainly not worth making such a big deal out of
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penitent
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in texas i saw a bunch of fat couples. like, really fat. how does that even work. does it even work
#1032
Kurdt
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so is pizza but well you know
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deadken posted:
in texas i saw a bunch of fat couples. like, really fat. how does that even work. does it even work


it's a mystery

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Kurdt
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deadken posted:
in texas i saw a bunch of fat couples. like, really fat. how does that even work. does it even work


maybe its like homeopathy. let like be cured by like

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they are more stronger than skinny people

but if they do with hungery stomach , and they do it , they proceed 3 times more time and skinny people
coz fats needs to burn and stomach is empty.

so the power level is 3 times higher if empty by stomach.

next as far as kamasutra is concerned. they are just pre defined instructions, to organise much curiousity about what we do ,

in physical sense of feelins it gives no ****, so do it on sofa , and spring bed, and anywhere u like
u dont need learn from porn0 u focus on nature to do it.
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lame
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Meursault posted:

futurewidow posted:

Meursault posted:

futurewidow posted:
how does anyone have sex in 2012, our bodies are too disgusting

step 1. lower the shades
step 2. navigate your browser (Firefox take back the web) to google.com and type boobs

pornography is exactly the problem

yeah that was my point



i kno! I meant it like you're onto something pal...

#1038
Poronto
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deadken posted:
in texas i saw a bunch of fat couples. like, really fat. how does that even work. does it even work



woman lies on back and lifts legs in air, man lies on side, intersection occurs at genital region. that's how me and my morbidly obese wife do it

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penitent
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these people got flustered walking up stairs their congress must be as slow as the movement of glaciers. itd be like two oil bubbles in a lava lamp sliding past each other. fascinating, fascinating