#921
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
neg i am trying to keep my apm up for 1v1s so instead of using shift i actually capslock and de-capslock for each capitalization. in posts such as these where i do not capitalize i am actually doing it for EVERY letter and then decapitalizing them all so it's all lowercase

gotta keep that apm up bro what u at now

#922
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on a good day, 1-7 million apm
#923
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#924
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naw man i play wc 3

edit: also, rape? thats a probate
#925
penitent
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ive decided to do a cyclone and become celibate. so far its been working out great
#926
penitent
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2108377/Meet-new-breed-women-prime-happy-virgins.htmlinteresting subject, please no misogyny when responding 2 this article



Wonder if there kids are virgins too?

- Fritz, Perth, 1/3/2012 14:27

#927
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
on a good day, 1-7 million apm

WOW man that is off tha chartz! did u play any tournaments? r u the famous Stalinator???

#928
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i89 6ty7p43 qallp my6 p-o0swts with my noser
#929
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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deadken posted:
ive decided to do a cyclone and become celibate. so far its been working out great

what about your girlfriend or w/e.

also celibacy and asexuality are different plz don't conflate them, tia.

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Cycloneboy posted:

deadken posted:
ive decided to do a cyclone and become celibate. so far its been working out great

what about your girlfriend or w/e.

also celibacy and asexuality are different plz don't conflate them, tia.



that's true, but in your case it isn't

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penitent
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Cycloneboy posted:

deadken posted:
ive decided to do a cyclone and become celibate. so far its been working out great

what about your girlfriend or w/e.

also celibacy and asexuality are different plz don't conflate them, tia.



i dont have a girlfriend. there are some girls who might take it as a personal slight but once i rationally explain my decision i'm sure they'll understand. it is now 18 hours since my last sexhaving and i am already excited about my new life.

#932
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you're not going to at least dabble in homosexuality before you shut yourself off completely? for shame
#933
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deadken posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

deadken posted:
ive decided to do a cyclone and become celibate. so far its been working out great

what about your girlfriend or w/e.

also celibacy and asexuality are different plz don't conflate them, tia.

i dont have a girlfriend. there are some girls who might take it as a personal slight but once i rationally explain my decision i'm sure they'll understand. it is now 18 hours since my last sexhaving and i am already excited about my new life.

wow a whole 18 hours man, that's rough

#934
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Impper posted:

deadken posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

deadken posted:
ive decided to do a cyclone and become celibate. so far its been working out great

what about your girlfriend or w/e.

also celibacy and asexuality are different plz don't conflate them, tia.

i dont have a girlfriend. there are some girls who might take it as a personal slight but once i rationally explain my decision i'm sure they'll understand. it is now 18 hours since my last sexhaving and i am already excited about my new life.

wow a whole 18 hours man, that's rough


there's no turning back now

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i am serious about this. if i invested the energy i currently put into getting laid into building socialism and perfecting my posting then the world would very quickly become a much, much better or a much, much worse place. either way i have a duty
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deadken posted:
i am serious about this. if i invested the energy i currently put into getting laid into building socialism and perfecting my posting then the world would very quickly become a much, much better or a much, much worse place. either way i have a duty


i'm proud of you, here here!

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God bless, Ken.
#938
Unapologetic Opponent of Rape
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deadken posted:
i dont have a girlfriend. there are some girls who might take it as a personal slight but once i rationally explain my decision i'm sure they'll understand. it is now 18 hours since my last sexhaving and i am already excited about my new life.

what about that girl who you're in an open relationship with and got real mad and drunkposted when you found out she was out boning someone else, i mean.

#939
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Didn't your momma ever teach you not to gossip!
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Meursault posted:
Didn't your momma ever teach you not to gossip!

is that really gossip, i mean he just posted about it less than two months ago and it was really weird. idk

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http://nplusonemag.com/raise-the-crime-rate

In January, prodded in part by outrage over a series of articles in the New York Review of Books, the Justice Department finally released an estimate of the prevalence of sexual abuse in penitentiaries. The reliance on filed complaints appeared to understate the problem. For 2008, for example, the government had previously tallied 935 confirmed instances of sexual abuse. After asking around, and performing some calculations, the Justice Department came up with a new number: 216,000. That's 216,000 victims, not instances. These victims are often assaulted multiple times over the course of the year. The Justice Department now seems to be saying that prison rape accounted for the majority of all rapes committed in the US in 2008, likely making the United States the first country in the history of the world to count more rapes for men than for women.

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:
http://nplusonemag.com/raise-the-crime-rate

In January, prodded in part by outrage over a series of articles in the New York Review of Books, the Justice Department finally released an estimate of the prevalence of sexual abuse in penitentiaries. The reliance on filed complaints appeared to understate the problem. For 2008, for example, the government had previously tallied 935 confirmed instances of sexual abuse. After asking around, and performing some calculations, the Justice Department came up with a new number: 216,000. That's 216,000 victims, not instances. These victims are often assaulted multiple times over the course of the year. The Justice Department now seems to be saying that prison rape accounted for the majority of all rapes committed in the US in 2008, likely making the United States the first country in the history of the world to count more rapes for men than for women.

USA! USA! USA!

#944
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You could make the argument that the pendulum truly has swung too far, and as white Amerikan women have gained social and political power they have redirected surplus rape towards the prison industrial complex

Masculinity used to be defined by the stoicism and chivalry of John Wayne. Now it’s defined by making someone your bitch in prison.

A sad state of affairs indeed.
#945
drivel of drunken hags
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cyclone boy when did you first realize you were born asexual
#946
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Cycloneboy posted:

deadken posted:
i dont have a girlfriend. there are some girls who might take it as a personal slight but once i rationally explain my decision i'm sure they'll understand. it is now 18 hours since my last sexhaving and i am already excited about my new life.

what about that girl who you're in an open relationship with and got real mad and drunkposted when you found out she was out boning someone else, i mean.



uh well she's boning someone else? we are still on good terms though because we are adults. i was drunk as shit that night and posted dumb things. i dont see how this pertains to my decision to become celibate

#947
penitent
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i have been awake for 33 hours and celibate for 22. everything is going exactly according to plan
#948
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let's just trade sex powers deadken then you'll have no problems at all
#949
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maybe your indecision about how to improve your sex life stems from your refusal to join the Monogamy Squad
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aerdil posted:
let's just trade sex powers deadken then you'll have no problems at all



a mischievous genie, overhearing this, winks and exclaims "it is done!"

but what's this? to his horror aerdil looks into the mirror and finds... he's british! "blimey!"

meanwhile dead ken finds himself struggling to explain himself after asking in a distinctly midwestern accent "can I bum a fag, buddy"

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crustpunk_trotsky posted:

aerdil posted:
let's just trade sex powers deadken then you'll have no problems at all

a mischievous genie, overhearing this, winks and exclaims "it is done!"

but what's this? to his horror aerdil looks into the mirror and finds... he's british! "blimey!"

meanwhile dead ken finds himself struggling to explain himself after asking in a distinctly midwestern accent "can I bum a fag, buddy"



I put a fake accent on when i was in America and no-one noticed at all, they're pretty easy to fake. You just speak through your nose and put "rrrrr"s into everything and use slang you've learnt from pop culture.

#952
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deadken posted:
uh well she's boning someone else? we are still on good terms though because we are adults. i was drunk as shit that night and posted dumb things. i dont see how this pertains to my decision to become celibate

oh, i thought you were in some kind of serious relationship with her and that was why you were getting all clingy.

Groulxsmith posted:
cyclone boy when did you first realize you were born asexual

i dunno. pretty late i guess. i conceptualized myself as heterosexual for a long time, even after i became left-leaning

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#954
tardy on these heaters
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Cycloneboy posted:
i conceptualized myself as heterosexual for a long time, even after i became left-leaning

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babyfinland posted:

Cycloneboy posted:
i conceptualized myself as heterosexual for a long time, even after i became left-leaning

yeah whatever mate. i was all like, "it's totally cool to be whatever. i'm totally straight though."

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tardy on these heaters
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Cycloneboy posted:

babyfinland posted:

Cycloneboy posted:
i conceptualized myself as heterosexual for a long time, even after i became left-leaning

yeah whatever mate. i was all like, "it's totally cool to be whatever. i'm totally straight though."



you're a virgin

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babyfinland posted:

Cycloneboy posted:

babyfinland posted:

Cycloneboy posted:
i conceptualized myself as heterosexual for a long time, even after i became left-leaning

yeah whatever mate. i was all like, "it's totally cool to be whatever. i'm totally straight though."

you're a virgin

My god, you've cracked the code.

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babyfinland posted:

Cycloneboy posted:
i conceptualized myself as heterosexual for a long time, even after i became left-leaning



That's funny, I became gay as hell

#959
The Future is Here
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is asexuality really a real thing or is it just something for people with clinical depression to say
#960
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i considered myself asexual up until i had sex now im just plain old sexual