#281
Smash it open like an otter opening a clam.

I wish the Ontario cannabis store had CBD. All the places that I used to see selling CBD juul pods don't sell them anymore.
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#284
Manchild proof containers.
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#286
hey i can't smoke weed or my legs start seizing up and i hear a stream of this accusatory voice saying enigmatic nonsense what gives. i don't remember it always being like this
#287
that's me, whispering secrets in your ear, and pulling your leg.
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shriekingviolet posted:

that's me, whispering secrets in your ear, and pulling your leg.


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#290
vaping interestingly does not do this. it just makes me feel pleasantly stoned
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#292
why would i develop more sophisticated or clever scams when what im doing now is already bringing in significant money from suckers
#293

toyotathon posted:

do you think there are suckers who've lost significant money in scams but secretly enjoyed it, and half-figured it while it was happening. 'maybe he can use the money to develop more clever scams', they reason



how many Tesla threads do we need??

#294
if tesla goes under by 2020 i have supreme bragging rights over my brother-in-law, who owns one, has stock in the company, yadayadayada. he seems adamant that it's the naysayers that are the root of the problem behind telsa, me being one of them. i barely talk to him about it, haven't even dropped the bombs that are in the tesla thread on him and it seems like he's stressing out more about it nowadays. anyways, if you can fail before 2020 i'd appreciate muskanator, i know you read the weed thread.
#295
Lol at the wreckers, saboteurs, and diversionists killing Tesla
#296
double barreling vaporizers for the hell of it.
#297
the recreational dispensary near me is in a former Bank
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Anglos And Settlers Disavow The Irrational Continental Fascist Other
#300
in other news: 2 high cbd strains and some dry lavender flowers in job papers... neat
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i smoked daily for a few years. when the scary realization that it was harmful started to reach my consciousness i decided i would take a week off to prove to myself weed wasn't detrimental. i made it to night 4 and my brain literally came up with "well you made it 4 days, so you can definitely make it a week, and if you can make it a week then you've proven that it's not detrimental". my brain did all it could to forget the experience and its implications.

i think you're right, quitting seemed like this super challenging thing but only before i quit. mostly i was just afraid of admitting that i was the only one who was actively responsible for my own problems. (i had convinced myself that it was "capitalism" causing my decline -- this was a reproduction of the extremely selfish politics typical for a first worlder.) in retrospect of course these fears are pitiful but at the time they were terrifying. not sure if this is relatable. everyone has a qualitatively different relationship to the drug. so sorry if this breaks the rules ("proselytizing on the dangers ..."), or maybe i'm sorry for thinking it breaks the rules? i'm constantly disoriented by irony here. anyway i wish you well dr. toyota. i enjoy your posts
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nearlyoctober posted:

so sorry if this breaks the rules ("proselytizing on the dangers ..."), or maybe i'm sorry for thinking it breaks the rules? i'm constantly disoriented by irony here. anyway i wish you well dr. toyota. i enjoy your posts


the rules are only for our sovereign alcohol. idolaters of false gods can and should be encouraged to repent and either live happy sober lives, or properly walk the one true path to annihilation

#304
i would recommend only smoking schwag that costs less than $50 per o
#305
*thinking* tetra... hydro... komsomol
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nearlyoctober posted:

i smoked daily for a few years. when the scary realization that it was harmful started to reach my consciousness i decided i would take a week off to prove to myself weed wasn't detrimental. i made it to night 4 and my brain literally came up with "well you made it 4 days, so you can definitely make it a week, and if you can make it a week then you've proven that it's not detrimental". my brain did all it could to forget the experience and its implications.


I smoked it a lot with a friend where that was "the thing we did," which in retrospect wasn't exactly healthy, and he dropped it altogether when he had a minor heart attack.

The emergency was the result of many other bad habits all leading up to that -- he went cold turkey on everything. Began hitting the gym. Our friendship survived going off the pot, which is a credit to our friendship. And he is still a really good friend.

But I just can't do it anymore. Like once you stop, if you try it again it feels much stronger than if you're smoking it everyday, and I can't handle it now without getting incredibly paranoid. The last time was when my neighbor invited me over to watch the McGregor vs. Mayweather fight with his buddies. I didn't know any of his friends and they were passing a blunt around, and I had this boneheaded idea that they'd think -- being boneheaded MMA dudes -- that I was a cop or something if I passed on it, so I took a hit and that was enough for me, and then Mayweather busted McGregor's face up real good and that's the end of my story

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trakfactri posted:

incredibly paranoid


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#311
just lol if you don't keep a couple shirts in the deep freeze so you can throw one on after getting home
#312
lol you can tell which of you has never actually done manual labour

yeah the thing i want most when i get home with a shirt drenched in sweat is another wet shirt

fuckin office monkeys
#313
i got dpd
#314
If USSR could make rhesus monkeys socialist then we can do no less.
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#316
weed
#317
Vigorously petted a dog at the weedshoppe.
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cars posted:

http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5bca951403c00-weed-canada-canada-weed.php


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frontpage that shit imo.