#1
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i don't have an answer, i just liked the thread title and love the sound of music
#2
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*slams phone book on desk, licks finger to turn page, clears throat and picks up phone*

"Sir, have you heard the good news about Joseph Stalin? ...no, most of those dead people were counter-revolutionaries... did you know that the Soviet Union dramatically improved living standards for the majority of the population? ... haha no we don't plan on killing everyone... some people will die, yes... Can I count on your support during the inevitable communist revolution?... Alright, take care comrade."

*marks name off list before moving finger down*
#3
lies half the time
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just one, to hold the lightbulb in place while the rest of the world revolves around it
#4
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JDPON
#5
political car tune
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You could try starting by standing up for the National Anthem, op
#6
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hi dipshit
#7
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Please, my father was a dipshit. You can just call me 420.
#8
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Is amerika a problem? what does a dog have teeth for if not to bite? Give the guys fighting amerika AA from the 1970s and a endless supply of missiles, and i'll show you a dead drone program followed a 100k fallujah's across the central continent.
#9
political car tune
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hi all, how are things
#10
[account deactivated]
#11
Dont Mess With Sucess
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http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2019-03/14/c_137894730.htm
http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2019-03/14/c_137894729.htm

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