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ialdabaoth posted:

i didn't have high expectations of doughnut shop coffee tbh. for clarification where does mokapot stovetop 'espresso' fall on the chart


oh my god, "cold brew" should have been the catch-all category for homemade fancy coffee. i will never live this down. fuck. fuck1!

#82
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yeah you really screwed ip this time. i guess ill just have to assume that camping/cowboy coffee means instant coffee AS WELL AS just boiling unground beans in a pot of water like some sort of coureur du bois !
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#84
UNUSUALY COOL
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on august 6th, lets all go to fancy cafes and ask for the unionizing coffee
#85
Poronto
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coffee: grown by peons in slave conditions at the mercy of cut throat corps and commodity speculators

meth: cooked by cheerful independent artisans running local community based businesses

meth: the ethical choice
#86
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if you buy meth in canada a significant cut of the money goes to neonazi gangs like the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and I know the situation is similar in the states, so really there is no ethical choice here.
#87
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i now dont even have time to drink coffee in the morning
#88
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good news coffee drinkers, i am drinking a coffee

its awful
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toyotathon posted:

having a coffee, and thinking about how osama killed bankers and cops, 2 towers literally named imperialism towers, and some bonus pentagon shitheads. also how when the seals assassinated him, his codename was 'geronimo'.


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i brew french press coffee because the slow, deliberate plunge of the filter and the subsequent splashing of hot liquid into a nearby container is a kinetic echo-prayer to my one true god, the guillotine.
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#94
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same
#95
Deus Ex Machinist
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everyone keeps talking of this new place called starbucks so i thought lets get my fix of cold sugary goodness this hot afternoon from there and ordered some hibiscus lemonade and goddamn it's like drinking fucking electroswing
#96
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RAN OUT OF COFFEE so i'm drinking tea as i prepare my suicide note (Cause of deatH: ran out of coffee)
#97
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running outof coffee, sounds rough. that's not a problem i ever have to deal w because i don't have coffee to run out of . problem solved. drinking tea rn, feeling p smug and full of myself & of tea
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my best friend from childhood once described going over to a neighbor kid's house, and the kid went into the bathroom and took a leak with the door open, and said to no one in particular, "Water in my pee, I put it there last night." I think about that sometimes
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Drinking some nighttime coffee. CoffeeE is best at night
#100
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the best part of coming in to the office for a night meeting is getting that cold mud at the bottom of the pot from the morning's batch
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#102
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The Caffeine just hit my esophageal lining, just now
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#104
Poronto
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#105
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found a forgotten jar of old stale beans at the back of the pantry from god knows when with roughly a single pot's worth left, drinking the official Worst Coffee rn
#106
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i drink two cups in the morning
i drink two cups at night
i drink two cups in the afternoon
it makes me feel all right

i drink two cups in time of peace
and two in time of war
i drink two cups before I drink two cups,
and then I drink two more
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#108
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just finished my 1am coffee, the first coffee of the morning
#109
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drinking a liter of coffee at 7pm because it doesn't matter anymore
#110
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can i post here if im drinking a monster energy
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would it stop you if we said no
#112
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no, i just got more tea, am drinking tea itt atm
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88888 posted:

would it stop you if we said no


yes

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FUCK_MY_NEKO_ASS posted:

can i post here if im drinking a monster energy


this is too fucked up, even for the Drink Yourself to Death forum

#115
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what liquor are you putting your monster energy drink into
#116
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ialdabaoth posted:

what liquor are you putting your monster energy drink into



i have a bottle of vodka whose top broke off, and rather than transfer the vodka to a new bottle i've been fixing the problem by diligently drinking it as fast as i can, adding it to various beverages, etc

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ugh, looks like its coffee time again; when will this farce end *rolleyes*
#118
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hot morning. c o l d p r e s s
#119
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sometimes i enjoy my own homebrew coldpress by pressing a cup of cold coffee to my lips and doing the drinking emote
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