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toyotathon posted:

can you imagine how mad americans would be if somebody took the flag down on the moon, like how frothing mad

Washington signed a treaty saying they're not allowed to treat stuff that only affects the moon as an act of aggression, and the first foreign deployment of the U.S. Marine Corps was supposedly because someone lumberjacked the flagpole in front of a U.S. embassy so troops would start angry-crying about it. Congress & the president would send a mission to put another flag up and it'd be farmed out to a robot built by Elon Musk that would get 0.5 miles off the launchpad and explode into a thousand pieces, literally burning the United States flag on live global TV


finally, the future we were promised

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mods please move all my posts from the last two days in here. thanks
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are parking enforcement officers lumpen
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killed but it was just a dream
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there isn't enough love given to finely crafted extreme suicide inventions and their place within the home. Love the sinner, hate the sin, that's what I say.
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In a bathroom stall of this one place someone has graffito’d like “I ❤️ Ruth Bader Ginsburg” with another heart for the i dot, and every time I see it I can only think about how it was custom-designed to ruthlessly troll me.
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Ruzbihan posted:

In a bathroom stall of this one place someone has graffito’d like “I ❤️ Ruth Bader Ginsburg” with another heart for the i dot, and every time I see it I can only think about how it was custom-designed to ruthlessly troll me.



you know you can change that stuff yourself right

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that's rude, poor bathroom graffiti etiquette. for shame cars.
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it's the damn dialectic!!!!
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lies half the time
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just use a different color sharpie so the other folks taking dumps can follow the conversation
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Back in the dark ages, I used to take the bus home from college & leave my car there for my buddy to use, and one 45-minute stop always had new pro-KKK stuff sloppily carved into the walls, and I would spend the entire 45 minutes using an old bait knife to carefully carve in edits, in as close to the original hand as I could manage, so that it appeared the first guy was declaring he had quit the KKK yet again because of his addiction to performing oral sex on another man.
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this was also the first time I saw what is now known Online as the "Heel Hortlar", where the attractiveness of far-right politics to a person's brain is inversely correlated with its ability to learn how to draw a swastika where all the bars point in the right direction.
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the biggest flaw there is probably that the swastika fell apart a few years after the successful application of communism to its key points
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write a column saying it gave you a panic attack and sell it to the new york times for epic win
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You must’ve said “it’s not working”, those magic words jinx it and makes it too strong
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Caesura109 posted:

I genuinely took too much and was panicked for a long while


this is why i am anti-edible, you can't titrate properly

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lmao, anyway ive stopped smoking as of 2 weeks ago now, 2 grams a day all day every day is a bad habit, and not befitting of an education professional!
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But weed aids dialectical thinking
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To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven
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time a: post
time a + b: delete post

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dimashq posted:

But weed aids dialectical thinking


you missed a verb

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Caesura109 posted:

took an edible for the first time (that wasnt by accident) yesterday and just giggled while playing dark souls. i never would have considered it if i were not currently at the most bored i have ever been in my life



Caesura109 posted:

well now im anti-pyschoactive drugs because i ended up being hospitalized for doing too much. well was a very short and 50/50 experience



ever tried Phenazepam op?

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