#7161
Post rating: +
that's fair, sports are ridiculous. witness the extreme humiliation i once suffered as a riders fan

#7162
Post rating: ~
ahahahhaahhahahhaha
#7163
Dont Mess With Sucess
Post rating: +++++
As my relationship gets healthier I find myself repurposing more and more of the time that I would spend writing jokes for online instead writing them for my partner. I think this is because I only tell anyone my jokes to get independent verification that they are fucking hilarious, and my partner has slightly faster turnaround than the BBS (where I might have to wait overnight to hit the adjusted rep quota for an "appreciated" post). As the relationship sours, withers, and gets bee larva, I'll start making the occasional joke around here. Anyway, fuck the police.
#7164
Mike Nelson here.
Post rating: +
Let me talk to her.
#7165
Dont Mess With Sucess
Post rating: ~
I'll show them your twitter account and let them decide if they want to talk to you based on that. I mean, you're kind of famous online, and they will wrap you around their little finger and manipulate you like a tasteless wet wad of 8 sticks of gum, so connecting you two could be useful for getting our political program out to the, uh, your audience.
#7166
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#7167
Mike Nelson here.
Post rating: ~

swampman posted:

I'll show them your twitter account and let them decide if they want to talk to you based on that. I mean, you're kind of famous online, and they will wrap you around their little finger and manipulate you like a tasteless wet wad of 8 sticks of gum, so connecting you two could be useful for getting our political program out to the, uh, your audience.


#7168
UNUSUALY COOL
Post rating: +

toyotathon posted:

most jokes to my partner are variants on covfefe, "do you know what the french call Target? le piece of shit", and workin' hard or hardly workin'?. lately after jokes she tells me i'm ready to be a dad. sounds like that'd be twice as many people to give my jokes a hard time tho. don't let the spark die swampman



I transitioned into dad jokes a while back so now I get credit for Cute Factor (not being funny on purpose), which seems like maximum relationship efficiency, and also by the way every time I’m not funny on here it’s also on purpose and very cute and good.

#7169
Mike Nelson here.
Post rating: +++++
by the way, if anyone wants me to promote their shit on twitter, yes, i will probably do so. twitter's algorithm is broken and has agglomerated a bunch of journalists and rose emojis into my followers, and it's important to pepper their eyes with maoist facts.
#7170
Online
Post rating: +
You've really got something special figured out in how you can needle reformists constantly on twitter and point out Keith ellison's support for imperialism etc and still count all those DSA tweeple among your followers.
#7171
Post rating: +
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitLiberalsSay/comments/8tqitx/capitalism_good_because_spaceman_on_moon/
I dont even know anymore
#7172
mt.real
Post rating: +

Populares posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitLiberalsSay/comments/8tqitx/capitalism_good_because_spaceman_on_moon/I dont even know anymore


getfiscal made a pact with the devil of postmaking, and this is the result.

#7173
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#7174
Post rating: ~

Populares posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitLiberalsSay/comments/8tqitx/capitalism_good_because_spaceman_on_moon/I dont even know anymore


the guys that post on reddit in the serious voice with no irony are cool, and the ones who choose to post about socialism specifically there are even cooler

#7175
Post rating: ~
i know it's too much to ask for children in the US to be educated about literally anything at all, but a thorough schooling in basic media literacy should really be a part of primary education.
#7176
UNUSUALY COOL
Post rating: +
Do not trouble the children of reddit who are lost in the wilderness, asking of them, “wat” and “Duh-doy?!?!?!” Instead, be content in your knowledge of the content, and look after your own threads, and upvotes will fall upon your posts like rain.
#7177
Mike Nelson here.
Post rating: +
they added that marx/moon joke to a twitter trending moment so i changed my name to like "Nuke Fake Israel" for a bit for old times sake. then i deleted it because i got a lot of comments. i didn't know some redditor stole my essence.
#7178
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#7180
lies half the time
Post rating: +
reason #7178 why to never do sex
#7181
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#7182
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#7183
Post rating: +
welcome back AZ_IZ_ O_O T
#7184
Post rating: ~
did you buy the acid from him
#7185
Post rating: +
Demon party in the RL thread
#7186
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#7187
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#7188
Online
Post rating: +
Ah.
#7189
Post rating: +
#7190
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#7191
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#7192
Post rating: +
Alright. Cool.
#7193
mt.real
Post rating: +
he seemed coherent for a couple of months. i guess his weird regimen of random dark web brain drugs didn't work out. rip
#7194
[account deactivated]
#7195
UNUSUALY COOL
Post rating: +
i heard a dog burp tonight. thought it was a person’s burp so in my doubt I turned toward the dog and prepared myself to wait, but it just burped again immediately. The moral is that a dog’s burps smell terrible but no court in the land can send him to prison.
#7196
Post rating: +
how in the hell do people have sex on acid
#7197
Post rating: +++++
crudely carved into the psych ward wall, you see the inscription: Very Carefully
#7198
lies half the time
Post rating: ~

cars posted:

i heard a dog burp tonight. thought it was a person’s burp so in my doubt I turned toward the dog and prepared myself to wait, but it just burped again immediately. The moral is that a dog’s burps smell terrible but no court in the land can send him to prison.



dogs live in prison already. no court lets them live free

#7199
YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
Post rating: +
I've been checking on foundation work my parents are having done while they're out of town, trying to intercept the crew each day before they dip out to get them to stop leaving a ton of trash in the neighbors' (and my parents') yard. Today I finally caught the project manager, who's been a massive liar the entire time, apparently, and told him to get his shit together. In small talk after, the guy asked me about my background, and my (useless liberal arts) degree was enough pretext for dude to ask my opinion on the State of the Country. I only talk politics with people I care about or people who are willing to genuinely engage in discussion and in no way advertise anything to randos about communism; basically, I don’t talk politics much. I definitely wasn’t looking for an opportunity to Pravda it up since I was through dealing with this dickhead. My extremely vague non-answer was enough for him to assume that we were on the exact same weirdo autodidact right wing conspiracy theory page.

I thought he was trying to buddy-buddy with me after I had called him out, but I think he legit couldn't help himself; he instantly started ranting about "theybies" (which I hard to look up) and how blah blah genderless babies blah blah, can you believe it?!?!? I countered by saying that the corporate media focuses intensely on "ridiculous" transpeople to distract from big business making a killing at the common person’s expense and hard work, which the guy was pretty into. In like 10 minutes this douchebag crammed in: evolution being a bunch of lies, man; school vouchers being good; the word government meaning mind control, if you just look at the Greek root words; how people saying socialism actually want communism (lol); it being bullshit how people say Bill Clinton was the first black president (the guy was black), but at least he cut welfare to make us work; there being three governments, with the real one located inside "White Mountain;" and a bunch of other nonsense I’ve since purged from memory. He was on some bootstrap conservative x Hotep but “Not” x Alex Jones bullshit; I’m stunned he didn’t decry the ZOG. I softened my desire to retort, for my parents’ sake, by redirecting most of what he brought up in a leftward direction, which he was decently receptive to. After I left I was thinking like, Jesus, dude, I pretty much support Stalin more than not, and this guy is nuts, haha.

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#7200
YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
Post rating: +
It was pretty funny getting to crypto-proselytize for communism to some random asshole, since I never do. I take it a lot of you guys are in the milieu where, when you’re forced to interact with some idiot acquaintance that assumes everyone must have the exact same beliefs as them, these people are inevitably a Resistance Liberal who can’t shut up about icky Drumpf being a deplorable deviation from Democracy and Reason (which I get and occasionally endure too). I know it’s kinda trite and approaching Republican-said-a-thing territory, but the conversation I had is a good reminder, a la tpaine (pbuh), that these morons do exist identically in the South and the flyover states, which I think is easy to forget if you’re constantly stomaching the coastal liberal version.