#41
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gay_swimmer posted:

if elected mod, i will provide you with my personal home phone number so i can talk you through any posting difficulties you may have


i won't fall for this ploy to avoid making you the mod

#42
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much as i love devilgoat he is unfortunately australian and this must be held against him.
#43
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just as australian politicians have to renounce their citizenship of any other countries before holding elected office i will renounce my australian citizenship to hold the distinguished title of 'mod at the failaids place'
#44
Online
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I stand by the satanist goat australian uber guy. He is my friend
#45
Dont Mess With Sucess
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cars posted:

if we absolutely have to vote on the other two i'm voting swampman and Gssh again

the point in making this thread was to make sure we have 3 mods to increase the peace, not to dump the existing ones


I'm going to dump your face into my ass

#46
Online
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Btw I assume Keven is mad because we baned Ken. Keven's twitter vibe is, uhh,
#47
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having an australian on the rhizzone security council will boost our national prestige. i vote for devilgoat
#48
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ilmdge posted:

Btw I assume Keven is mad because we baned Ken. Keven's twitter vibe is, uhh,



judging by kevens parodies of kriss' writings id say that he doesnt care about the ken ban and hes just focusing on twitter as a place to do humor. rhizzone is increasingly a forum where people do weird things like hunt out the references in Settlers rather than make fyad-lite jokes.

#49
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uh, i do both, tyvm
#50
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please dont source shame me, i do it all for jeremiah sakai
#51
UNUSUALY COOL
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swampman posted:

I'm going to dump your face into my ass



swampman now has to run for his seat but not Gssh.

#52
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ilmdge posted:

Btw I assume Keven is mad because we baned Ken. Keven's twitter vibe is, uhh,



hrmm
#53
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i mean, i dont want to derail here, but if keven quit rhizzone to improve his comedy, then, based on the above.... its not working
#54
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anyway: put satan goat and swamp man in the posting thunderdome to work out who mods alongside gssh and tears
#55
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i vote satan goat as ifapping tpaine should lead to losing mod privileges forever.
#56
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i, too, stand with tuppins. sorry swamp man
#57
mt.real
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i also

#58
Dont Mess With Sucess
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blinkandwheeze posted:

i vote satan goat as ifapping tpaine should lead to losing mod privileges forever.


I agree, tpaine should never be allowed to be mod after deliberately moving themself to ifap to undermine our disciplinary procedures

#59
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tears and chthonic goat seems great
#60
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I think tears as mod will be a great career move.

Release tapine so they can provide a reference
#61
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i vote tears but also i dont know why we need another mod and what prompted this discussion
#62
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tears & petrol 4 my vote
#63
mt.real
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hello everyone thank you for registering your votes and participating in this year's october revolution

I have counted the votes (both posts and rep +) as supervised by the united nations in a careful and impartial process. the results can be seen below.

keven: zero
delete everything and stop posting: 2 posts, +4 rep
good luck keven: 1 post, +24 rep
something very long, painfully sincere and naive from Red_Canadian again that no one will ever read: 1 post, +1 rep
Chthonic_Goat_666: 10 posts, +4 rep
Belphegor: 0
Petrol: 1 post, +1 rep
belgend (arbitrary purge party): 0
swampman and gssh (status quo party): 3 posts, +7 rep
tears (self-own party): 11 posts +17 rep
DeadKen and Keven (bad joke party): +4 rep
Gssh (happy to stay): 1 post, +12 rep
tpaine (gabe the dog memorial fraction): 2 posts
gay_swimmer (rainbow coalition): +2 rep



by awarding 1.5 points* for each post in favour, and 1 point for every rep vote that seems vaguely in favour, the winners ("winners") are:

tears (self-own party) with 33.5 points
Chthonic_Goat_666 with 19 points
and Gssh (happy to stay) with 13.5 points.

* - it doesn't matter whether it's 1, 1.5, or 2 points for a post relative to a rep point, the top 3 comes out the same. i interpreted some things in a jokey way but i think this does reflect the overall sentiment correctly.

I'll make the changes now.
#64
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i'm just happy to be included.
the forums will not be shut down, another victory for the sincereteers!
#65
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youve all made a terrible mistake

#66
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all hail our new satanic overlords
#67
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make swampman also mod
#68
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long live the new flesh
#69
Kurdt
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i vote for swampman and tpaine
#70
UNUSUALY COOL
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hey posted:

make swampman also mod



okay hold on. walking down stairs behind the couch trick

#71
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the arbitrary purge party is saddened, but not surprised