#5321
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thats why my favorite logical fallacy is argumentum ad logicam
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tpaine posted:

alprazolam


U called hunny

#5324
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Gonna follow up that stellar post with the other best kind of posting: a chatlog. Please don't ruthlessly own me anymore, Clarence.

Me: You know how lots of people have been joining the DSA?
Wife: yeah, because they're racist.
Me: I dunno, I think some of them just don't know about any better orgs. Well they just elected a cop to the leadership.
Wife: Aren't they all like cops, though?
Me: I guess they kinda are...
Wife: Wait, since when does the TSA elect their leadership?
#5325
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la la la
ponies and unicorns henny
#5326
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Hello rhizzone I've been on vacation and unable to post. True story it was a tossup between this vacation and Korea lol
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hi goat - any good grandma stories
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Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine posted:

so can anypony tell me what i should do with what remains of my life, which hopefully isn't much


write short comedy articles for publication.

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have 1+ beers
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thats all i go t
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Deus Ex Machinist
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tpaine posted:

so can anypony tell me what i should do with what remains of my life


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slicing the toes off a pair of boots to reaveal, suprise, i had stuffed those boots with meat
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"the great sword is way underappreciated in my opinion. a big sword like this can make it look easy to make that difficult cut"

old fat men swinging swords makes me hard as hell
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haha. the camera person rolling up the window before dude slices the pop bottle. that's gotta the funniest shit i've ever seen. america is such a weird place
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#5342
Dont Mess With Sucess
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tpaine posted:

ahahahaha, the big dumb idiot tried to use a butter knoife to get into the bottle and somehow does it successfully and it infuriates his dad who obviously hates his fatfuck son


the tambo and bones of obese people

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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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it's not a sin for a person to labor at her vocation
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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karphead posted:

hi goat - any good grandma stories



i didnt go to korea. we may never go until le Drumpfh(!!) is replaced by a 5% less belligerent middle management type.

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tpaine posted:

ahahahaha, the big dumb idiot tried to use a butter knoife to get into the bottle and somehow does it successfully and it infuriates his dad who obviously hates his fatfuck son


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tpaine posted:

so can anypony tell me what i should do with what remains of my life, which hopefully isn't much


you should continue to write. dance dance dance the night away and don't let the dullards win

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I'm being forced out of my position and my career is being murdered by some venture capitalist. it's times like this that I realize how much wverything is taken over by this clique of ultra privileged racist homophobic pieces of shit and how much I want everything they have built to burn. that being said, I'm going to teach the children
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jiroemon1897 posted:


wondered what michael cera was up to

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i think i've worn out my welcome as a freelance asshole, my connections in the city that i relied on for work keep moving away or falling out of favor. probably have to do something mundane and practical like go back to school but i still owe

either that or look further afield for something stable and move to toronto or halifax (lol?) where i still have a bunch of good connections idk

choices are stressful
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where you going? i left montreal recently, planning on going to b.c.. figure there's plenty of work, outside.
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tpaine posted:

let's get together and open up, like, a deli or something.


I'll comamdeer the slicer

#5355
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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let's open a communist branded deli in brooklyn that only sells obscure flavors of Lunchable
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make everything red through liberal use of paprika
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there's another meat shop upstairs
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shriekingviolet posted:

make everything red through liberal use of paprika


uhmmm i think you mean through proletarian use of paprika, provocateur

#5359
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i've read settlers and thats why i dont say paprica
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belgend posted:

shriekingviolet posted:


make everything red through liberal use of paprika


uhmmm i think you mean through proletarian use of paprika, provocateur