#4961
Post rating: +

Belphegor posted:

Does anybody have tips on surviving shift work or operating commercial carpet cleaners?



For night shift? Make sleep your priority, learn everything you can about circadian rhythms. Make your bedroom a cave that lets no light in & is cool as if it's night & always try to wake up & fall asleep around the same time. I would say take some good vitamin C and D supplements for lack of sunlight. Take short breaks, eat good food, don't drink booze or coffee within hours of passing out.

As for the carpet cleaner.. good earplugs? Good luck dude

#4962
[account deactivated]
#4963
[account deactivated]
#4964
Post rating: +
i want to study electric power generation in detail but need a few years off
#4965
Post rating: ~
"kathy gifford should go to jail that's inciting violence and those leftists erasing history by destroying those statues!" i work in a wonderful place.

tips for shiftwork? don't sleep when you transition from days to nights for the first night. although it sounds like you're permanently on nights?
#4966
[account deactivated]
#4967
Post rating: +
i wrote a preliminary ecological appraisal for a proposed aggregate extraction site while drinking beer and listening to limp bizkit, working from home owns (it doesnt)
#4968
Post rating: +
I just put in my notice, working around salespeople is hellish. Going to look for audio visual technician jobs until this Cuomo free school thing kicks in
#4969
[account deactivated]
#4970
Post rating: +

roseweird posted:

tears posted:


working from home owns (it doesnt)



wait, doesn't it though???


imagine youre having all the shit things and alienation from wage slavery without havving the contact of your normally social labour. as someone who's had to work from home during an illness i can tell you if you don't actually see other people frequently youre going mad

#4971
mt.real
Post rating: +
all of that, exactly. you start slowly unpeeling yourself like a weird old guitar case sticker from society and eventually you're just hanging by a string of gross old glue
#4972
Post rating: +
all of the above, plus i love to procrastinate, work really slow, pretent to be busy, waste time, skive off, browse the internet at work and stare into space, all of which served me well as an employee but when youre self employed it turns out that they're actually bad (woah)
#4973
[account deactivated]
#4974
Post rating: ~
both are bad, but i always want what i havent got
#4975
[account deactivated]
#4976
Post rating: +
Tonight I was cleaning the offices of some members of the Canadian ruling class. pictures with the queen and framed multi billion dollar checks (void and symbolic, but the money did change hands) and orders of Canada and shit.

give me ideas of petty untraceable ways of interfering with their daily lives that won't get me fired or arrested. Just kidding but not really though (CSIs this is sarcasm(
#4977
Post rating: +

Belphegor posted:

Tonight I was cleaning the offices of some members of the Canadian ruling class. pictures with the queen and framed multi billion dollar checks (void and symbolic, but the money did change hands) and orders of Canada and shit.

give me ideas of petty untraceable ways of interfering with their daily lives that won't get me fired or arrested. Just kidding but not really though (CSIs this is sarcasm(


put a raw eg in the light fixture

#4978
Post rating: +
paint three piglets 1, 2 and 4 then release them, they'll spend ages lookign for number 3
#4979
Post rating: +
when dealing with the aristocratic vampire class, one should fight fire with fire

seed bags & other personal effects that they take home with bedbugs.
#4980
[account deactivated]
#4981
Post rating: ~
#4982
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
Post rating: +
A white supremacist pretending to be Voltaire once said "to see who rules over you, ask who you are not allowed to criticise," so I am ruled by my friends' awful buttugly children
#4983
Post rating: +
just had drinks with an old friend and he told me that someone we both went to middle school with is now a high-tech wunderkind who has many millions of dollars in capital. We're all 23. Degrees of seperation, man...

but I found some expensive electronics on the ground today and I'm going to sell them to buy shoes, so who is really having the last laugh?
revolution when

Edited by Belphegor ()

#4984
Post rating: +
That story could never happen to me because I don't drink and would never agree to meet someone I went to middle school with.
#4985
Post rating: ~

roseweird posted:

a lot of the people i'm around lately are like the specific sort of nerds who gesticulate too much and use funny voices and make weird noises in the course of regular socialization and i want to be totally indifferent to these kinds of quirks in people but oh my god it is so annoying


that sounds awful.

say, anyone here a cook? I'm looking for work and I'm sick of being around weird emotionally dead nerds.

#4986
Black Belt
Post rating: +
I cut meats and veggies for a year and a half and not even delis will hire me. Where's that Soros check, unemployment is soul-crushing
#4987
Black Belt
Post rating: ~
Just kidding there's no such thing as a soul
#4988
Post rating: +
Thanks for reminding me.that unemployment is soul crushing. because I keep wanting to quit my job
#4989
Poronto
Post rating: ~

Belphegor posted:

Thanks for reminding me.that unemployment is soul crushing. because I keep wanting to quit my job



communism is free time and nothing else

#4990
Post rating: +
irl i blew off studying for exams to help with the local m-l-m org's fundraising dinner but in a huge stroke of luck a lazy biophysics prof repeated his q's from last year. so i both waited on a bunch of italian senior citizens and scored 88% on my physiology written w/o once studying the physics material
#4991
[account deactivated]
#4992
Post rating: +
your boss is clearly my mother and i'm clearly son 2
#4993
UNUSUALY COOL
Post rating: +
i am son... goku
#4994
[account deactivated]
#4995
Post rating: +
when the nice guy your talking to suddenly tells u how much theylike john oliver
#4996
Post rating: ~
i liked him a lot. as a guest on the larry wilmore show. :100:
#4997
[account deactivated]
#4998
Post rating: +
Well shit. Hoping for your safety & security.
#4999
[account deactivated]
#5000
Post rating: +