They said they give out free ice cream from the street kiosks.
Clearly this removes any doubt of socialisms inevitable triumph, and of Kim song uns fatness
ilmdge posted:I've got a new product called the Juchero, it connects to wifi and has an app, it costs $800, and what happens is we send you some push pops in a refrigerated container and then you take them out and put them in the Juchero and it pushes out ice cream for you.
i'd prefer a Juchero where you stick your hand in, the cloud-based analytic software checks your DNA to see if you're a white american, and if you are it grabs ahold and squeezes out your imperialist blood
bumpthread posted:RTC posted:report by a security think tank
Please try to find and post here.
Sure, I'll try, but no promises.
The North Korean Ballistic Missile Program - Strategic Studies Institute - US Army War College
This report isn't the one I was referring to, it's a bit older (2008) and missile program has accelerated a fair bit since then, but it covers the same history of development (starts at page 14). I don't know why I saved this one and not the other.
Some excerpts:
The open source literature generally asserts that North Korea was able to obtain a few Soviet-made Scud-Bs from Egypt and, through a reverse-engineering program, successfully developed and produced its own version dubbed the Hwasŏng-5 (火星-5) Some sources contend that North Korean engineers accomplished this with little or no foreign support, which would be a remarkable achievement.
North Korea began to construct missile bases for the Hwasŏng-5 around 1985-86, just before the missile went into serial production around 1987. North Korea’s ballistic missile development then accelerated at a fast pace; as soon as mass production of the Hwasŏng-5began, North Korea began developing the Hwasŏng-6 (火星-6 or Scud-C), the “Nodong,”49 the Paektusan-1 (白頭山-1; commonly known as the Taepodong-1), the Paektusan-2 (白頭山-2; commonly known as the Taepodong-2), and the “Musudan”50 all within a short period of about 5 years (1987-92). This rapid sequence of development is remarkable and historically unprecedented for a small developing country. The open source literature generally attributes this rapid development to reverse engineering and “scaling up Scud technology.”51 However, missile systems cannot simply be “scaled up” in a linear fashion and fly. Missile engineers face limitations when altering design features to affect a missile’s flight performance. For example, they can reduce the weight of the warhead, or extend the length of the airframe to increase the volume of fuel and oxidizer in order to extend the range. However, these changes affect the missile’s mass, center of gravity, and flight dynamics, and the airframe’s capacity to handle these changes is limited.
Despite the difficulties of missile development and the fact that other countries had tried and failed to develop medium- and intermediate-range missiles, North Korea began to produce Nodong prototypes around the same time it was beginning mass production of the Hwasŏng-6 (Scud-C). The first Nodong deployments were in February 1995, even though the system only had two flight tests--one catastrophic failure and one successful flight at a reduced range.68 By early 1997, at least 10 Nodongs had been deployed, and Pyongyang was exporting the system’s components and technology to Iran and was preparing to ship Nodongs to Pakistan.69 Iran’s flight tests of the Shehab-3, which is based on the Nodong, and Pakistan’s Ghuari flight tests have reportedly been sources of data on Nodong flight performance for North Korean engineers.70
Schmucker argues that engineers typically have needed 20-50 missile samples, extensive foreign support, and several flight tests; however, the consensus in the open source literature is that North Korea successfully reverse engineered the Scud-B in a couple of years with only a few samples and no foreign assistance. This remarkable engineering feat has led some analysts to believe that the Hwasŏng-5/6 is more typical of licensed production, and that the Nodong was designed and developed by Russians.82
Large parts of this report are the author being befuddled by the scope and pace of development and finding racist, evidence free assertions by American and European officials and "experts" (of the Brown Moses variety) that the DPRK Must Have had significant foreign assistance. How could mind controlled starved peasants do this all by themselves.
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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/19/world/asia/north-korea-nuclear-test-volleyball.html
The volleyball games, played in the middle of that international crisis, were probably intended to send a message, analysts said, as the North Koreans are aware that the nuclear test site is under intense scrutiny. But what meaning the North wanted the games to convey is unclear.
aerdil posted:Why is everything in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea done "just for us"?https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/19/world/asia/north-korea-nuclear-test-volleyball.html
The volleyball games, played in the middle of that international crisis, were probably intended to send a message, analysts said, as the North Koreans are aware that the nuclear test site is under intense scrutiny. But what meaning the North wanted the games to convey is unclear.
They didn't catch everything the first time around, here's the updated one
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THE MOST DOOMED MAN IN TH EWORLD
North Korea, a country too happy, too beautiful, too perfect. All a display just for us?
Ufuk_Surekli posted:
this is the first post in many years that has me feeling hopeful for the future
drcat posted:Ufuk_Surekli posted:
this is the first post in many years that has me feeling hopeful for the future
Why is everything in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea done "just for us" (tHE rHizzonE)?
"we are prosecuting this woman for laughing at Jeff Sessions" - US Department of Justice
Ufuk_Surekli posted:toutvabien posted:THE MOST DOOMED MAN IN TH EWORLD
You can't convince me that this isn't some kind of stunt by Daniel Tosh.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39815561
A need for caution: Analysis by Michael Bristow, BBC News
The allegations made by North Korea are detailed. They gave names of people supposedly involved in the plot, dates on which key characters communicated with each other and the amounts of money that allegedly changed hands. But that is not proof that there is any truth to the accusations.
It is important to remember several things, not least that North Korea has provided no supporting evidence for its allegations. Past history also suggests caution. North Korea often uses colourful language and is no stranger to extravagant claims. Just this week it turned on its only real ally, China, accusing it of insincerity and betrayal.
With President Trump promising to stop North Korea developing nuclear weapons, these are also tense times, when Pyongyang could have been tempted to hit back at the US.
Until more is known, it's difficult to assess the validity of the claims.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-pacific-39819922
"the cia is doing business as usual trying to meddle in affairs from other countries" nice try putin. pootin.
xipe posted:BBC: It is important to remember several things, not least that North Korea has provided no supporting evidence for its allegations.
BBC: In other news, sources reveal that the Assad regime has destroyed the last hospital in Syria.
ilmdge posted:I have a feeling the US finds a way to keep THAAD in place though
Reuters
(doc evil voice) how bout no