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I just like talking about alex jones
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Gay frogs. Had to
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Isn't he just a normie republican now? Such a waste.
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Nope. Jonestown is a different dimension.

Aspie_Muslim_Economist_ posted:

Isn't he just a normie republican now? Such a waste.


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haha, oh my god the deus ex one
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love him <3
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old one but still my favourite
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http://youtubedoubler.com/g7h1
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stabbinhobo posted:

http://youtubedoubler.com/g7h1


kinda impressed at the CPS callout, really playing to their failed-dad audience.. does Alex mention them often?

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https://youtu.be/kBFI_fVNlhc
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iloveprison eh, well you're gonna love Prison Planet
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less alex more grace

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less grace more chef
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(for the purposes of this thread, chef's last name is canonically jones)
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Dimension babyyy

colddays posted:


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Where Alex challenges Alec Baldwin and holds a skull.
YOU SON OF A B-PIECE OF GARBAGE
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Jones became joker
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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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Homeboy's voice drives me insane. Obesity + gravel = worst voice ever. I couldn't even listen to him if he was a leftist. At least his accent's fine (sorry Midwest & Northeast friends).
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Aspie_Muslim_Economist_ posted:

Isn't he just a normie republican now? Such a waste.



he's changed quite a bit. perhaps he'll go all the way, à la eldridge cleaver.

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stabbinhobo posted:

http://youtubedoubler.com/g7h1


perfection

(humble tribute: http://youtubedoubler.com/kMjg

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Petrol posted:


1:41 is the funniest shit i've ever seen

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Over the weekend I moved on to Pastor Jim Bakker and Lori Bakker cooking apocalypse food in buckets.
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I'm not bragging, but just about general concepts I could sit around talking about quantum mechanics and m-theory with people. I'm sittin there with William Binney and I go 'but doesn't a hologram of a mathematical equation with that much data, create mathematically its own mass, and create a ... distortion mirror of the sub-key.. a projection of the dark matter coding?' and he was just like: "I'm not talking about classified stuff" and I said 'i dont wanna know about classified stuff'



he sounds like a coke dealer trying to impress a smart person

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swampman posted:

stabbinhobo posted:

http://youtubedoubler.com/g7h1

kinda impressed at the CPS callout, really playing to their failed-dad audience.. does Alex mention them often?

Be hold my power of obsturbation http://www.mystatesman.com/news/state--regional-govt--politics/travis-county-custody-case-jury-will-search-for-real-alex-jones/rnbWzMHnFCd5SOPgP3A34J/

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swampman posted:

swampman posted:


stabbinhobo posted:


http://youtubedoubler.com/g7h1

kinda impressed at the CPS callout, really playing to their failed-dad audience.. does Alex mention them often?

Be hold my power of obsturbation http://www.mystatesman.com/news/state--regional-govt--politics/travis-county-custody-case-jury-will-search-for-real-alex-jones/rnbWzMHnFCd5SOPgP3A34J/


“Alex Jones turned out to be Trump’s secret weapon,” Roger Stone, probably Trump’s oldest and closest political confidant, wrote in his book “The Making of the President 2016.” “His fiery words have struck a chord in the nation and he speaks for millions. In fact, more people follow Alex than watch Fox News or CNN.”

In addition to broadcasting his radio show on some 150 stations, Infowars.com had 7.6 million global unique visitors between March 16 and April 14 according to Quantcast, which measures web audiences and ranked Infowars.com 387th among all U.S. websites, not far behind Texas.gov, MLB.com and PBS.org.

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you beat me to it but we must find alex and admit him to rhizzone, clearly he is mentally ill, almost in a virginia woolf (extremes of feeling are madness) way.
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colbert did a jones, feelings? https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/18/arts/television/stephen-colbert-alex-jones-custody.html

i dont think anyone can outperform the original
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the best alex faux-nes is still tim heidecker
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yeah tim heidecker's alex jones is pretty much spot on
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AJ gave testimony finally in court today:

"Jones said he sometimes smokes marijuana — nearly yearly — “to monitor its strength, which is how law enforcement does it.” He then added that he tested it because he believes it is now too strong — a development he blamed on billionaire and political donor George Soros, whom he claimed in court has “brain damaged a lot of people.”

"The details of Jones’ sex life came up as well. Kelly Jones' attorneys suggested that in his March deposition, Alex said he had sex with another woman while engaged to his current wife. Jones disputed this claim, noting that the sexual relationship was prior to being engaged. Ultimately there was confusion with the dates and timing, and the line of questioning was dropped. "I'd have to see a calendar," Jones told the court."
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turning this thread in a way jones would've liked so read it in his voice. hating march for science normie nerds and their cool nerdy puns and posters and watching twitter battle between "science not political" and #marginsci. jesus, how did schools produce science nerds who can recite entire startrekwars episodes or whatever and simply not see the problem with facticity? it's like they got so caught up staring at jupiter's ass or microfiber or whatever is considered "hard science" (wow phallic much?), they can barely gather any reflexivity on science as social practice UGGGHHHAAAAAA.