getfiscal posted:
i fucked them Instead ..
marlax78 posted:one of these guys just messaged my friend asking for sex:
far left is the easy guess. too easy. it's the dude in the back
Constantignoble posted:grampa... ._.
i sent him an email not long ago asking several questions in the body of the message, with one in the title. he replied to the title, not the body, and told me to stay safe. i actually wanted to cry.
le_nelson_mandela_face posted:
*drops the two mcrib sandwiches i'm doublefisting in shock* oh dang now i know what i'm doing for the next hour and ten minutes *orders ten more mcribs from postmates*
marlax78 posted:i sent him an email not long ago asking several questions in the body of the message, with one in the title. he replied to the title, not the body, and told me to stay safe. i actually wanted to cry.
hmmm... u got owned.
marlax78 posted:Constantignoble posted:grampa... ._.
i sent him an email not long ago asking several questions in the body of the message, with one in the title. he replied to the title, not the body, and told me to stay safe. i actually wanted to cry.
whenever i glance at your picture i think you're getfiscal what with all the b&ws of scarlet ohara or whoever
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Your six monthly reminder that Salman Rushdie became addicted to Super Mario while in hiding. pic.twitter.com/aUcTgMzHuW
— Ben Jenkins (@bencjenkins) February 22, 2017
big shoutout to the grand mufti or whoever who agreed to a meeting she was obviously not going to come to anyway, allowing her to dunk on him like this
alternate joke: they'd rather see marine le pen than me and lorezno rolling in a benzo
Jesus Christ @nytimes pic.twitter.com/dHIOc74gdo
— Noah McCormack (@noahmccormack) February 24, 2017