#3401
give it up goastein. it's over
#3402
You show me a bagel one more time I'm taking your badge
#3403
you're a loose cannon, goldberg! we were trying to get mendoza and you only blew up two hospitals
#3404

#3405
#3406
one of these guys just messaged my friend asking for sex:

#3407
Congratulations to your friend on the imminent sex.
#3408

getfiscal posted:



i fucked them Instead ..

#3409

marlax78 posted:

one of these guys just messaged my friend asking for sex:

far left is the easy guess. too easy. it's the dude in the back

#3410
The correct answer is Midwest John Waters on the right,
#3411
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#3413
#3414
lol i don't invent anything i just repost things i think rhizzoners might like. For example, here is an exciting opportunity that our floridian members can take advantage of:
#3415
his panic
#3416
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#3417
It's {sup} now
#3418
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#3419
on PC holding down Alt and typing 0 1 5 3 on the numpad with numlock on will give you a nice ™, this used to be the frame for deep comedy cuts in my high school yahoo chat, like so, Dookie Balls™
#3420
Dookie Balls Jr.®, Diarrhea: The Musical© It's pretty much hacking the matrix.
#3421
grampa... ._.


#3422
#3423

Constantignoble posted:

grampa... ._.



i sent him an email not long ago asking several questions in the body of the message, with one in the title. he replied to the title, not the body, and told me to stay safe. i actually wanted to cry.

#3424

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:



*drops the two mcrib sandwiches i'm doublefisting in shock* oh dang now i know what i'm doing for the next hour and ten minutes *orders ten more mcribs from postmates*

#3425

marlax78 posted:

i sent him an email not long ago asking several questions in the body of the message, with one in the title. he replied to the title, not the body, and told me to stay safe. i actually wanted to cry.



hmmm... u got owned.

#3426

marlax78 posted:

Constantignoble posted:

grampa... ._.

i sent him an email not long ago asking several questions in the body of the message, with one in the title. he replied to the title, not the body, and told me to stay safe. i actually wanted to cry.



whenever i glance at your picture i think you're getfiscal what with all the b&ws of scarlet ohara or whoever

#3427
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#3428
hearing about a woman being forced into medical debt doesnt move me like when I see cartoon characters being denied an abortion
#3429
thats actually the finale frame of my aladdin loss.jpg parody
#3430
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#3431
#3432
#3433
this author had the erasure, luigis not aplumber huh just the brother of one....... fucked
#3434
dark times ahead folks. drink lots of water.

#3435
i'm a witch
#3436
the scene from spartacus but they're all saying "i'll make the website"

#3437
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#3438
#3439
marine le pen: ladyboss

big shoutout to the grand mufti or whoever who agreed to a meeting she was obviously not going to come to anyway, allowing her to dunk on him like this

alternate joke: they'd rather see marine le pen than me and lorezno rolling in a benzo
#3440