#4121
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I watched Scanners whilst drinking sierra Nevada celebration ale and getting owned online for being a bad personality adult virgin
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#4123
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My improv group isn't meeting this year so I'm insanely bored and saying yes to literally everything. It's was mostly military people & some local weirdos... some people did some s&M stuff and some people did normie sex stuff. It took place in some guys house. I was invited by a military couple that I'm fairly sure the girl wanted to have sex w/me, but that couple ended up not showing so I didn't have to say no. Generally it was like being around military people in any other setting, endless insanely boring work complaint stories filled with acronyms. All the sex rooms were open so like everyone could wander around and watch whatever. A guy I went to high school with was there. I'm glad I went in the sense that it was something new and interesting but it was actually fairly banal. I don't think I'll go back because it was mostly poly couples and I don't want to get involved in that. One girl wore a fox tail butt plug all night, there's a salacious detail for you.
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#4125
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I said excuse me, do you post on the rhizzone under the name glomper stomper and she said no but winked and said "wink" out loud when she winked.
#4126
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Oh I'm sorry I thought you were making a joke. Apologies and condolences
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#4128
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I'm glad that no one would ever invite me to anything like that so I'll never actually have to make the choice whether to say yes or not. That's cool you actually went though
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#4130
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I think it's good to do stuff if you're trying to write jokes & being stuck up here & not performing it gets really easy to feel stuck or tapped out. I don't think there's anything I'd say no to attending/hanging out with/doing right now (except drugs for obv. Reasons)
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#4132
Poronto
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i have never done anything in my life and dont intend to start. doing things is fash
#4133
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what do little green pills do anyway
#4134
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Had an embarrassing skype session with the in-laws. My 2 year old wouldn't give salaam to his grandparents. The little scamp just kept shrieking "FIRE! FIRE! I WISH FIRE!"
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Poronto
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aerdil posted:

what do little green pills do anyway



just sit there lookin pretty

#4136
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such a jagged little (green) pill
#4137
ive gender
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hot: I have been trying to start up a marxist reading circle at college for a while, since I can't join a local one at home due to not living in a set location for very long. I think that's finally going to get started up soon. Learning Chinese is going well too, my professor--unprompted--taught me some Mao-era respectful/comradely classifiers and addressing terms.
not: my boss is racist and is instituting a fun, wide variety of new techniques for cheating employees out of hours
#4138
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keven I would've preferred a funnier salacious detail personally. It's funny that all those army men wanted to pump each other , but as it stands your experience sounds very depressing
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#4140
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I'm subleasing from a guy who's a filthy hoarder, the literal kind, two thirds of the way on the spectrum. He's awkward and cringeworthy and plays Crossy road on his applwTV projector. He is also charging me a disproportionate amount for rent, place is rent stabilized, thinking of calling him out on it because i'm about to Flip Out
#4141
Dont Mess With Sucess
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A productive, but still incredibly confrontational, way to flip out is to give them one chance to do the cleaning themselves, then when they refuse, don't fight about it: later, hire some cleaners, spend whatever, tip them well, get receipts, and take it out of your rent.
#4142
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that's a really good idea, thanks. i'm just trying to figure out a way to break it to him that the other roommates' acceptance of him spreading his existence out as far as possible – stylizing the livingroom with kitschy shit and leaving the lights on or tons of dishes everywhere because blasé is the new black is – does not Exist. it's like an oppressive form of aspergers, like how do you not notice or care?! my favorite was when he left weird asian insect repellant burning for a whole day and when i threw it out and told him, i''m pretty sure that's not incense please dont burn it ever again because it smells disgusting and is most likely insect repellant, he said, ah that must be why my ex used to sneeze when i burnt it in her apartment and begged me to stop, but i really love the smell so i burned anyway, heh.
#4143
Dont Mess With Sucess
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I believe that the housing system in new york city basically allows the worst possible tenants to thrive, basically the ones able to win Space Wars against their roommates because they have the fucking spare time to make a huge mess in the apartment and fight zealously on every minor point and become unbearable so that anyone who can afford their hyperinflated prices can also afford self-respect and will eventually move. Leases eventually fall into their hands, and they do all the hard work that should fall on landlords, like busting up tenant organizations - through their sheer unlikability, by maintaining high roommate turnover, by being uniquely able to absorb rapid rent increases, by not giving a shit that nothing in the building works or is safe, and often because they are suckups to the landlord and will pass info along. They don't have children or family they are taking care of either.
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#4145
Mike Nelson here.
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new york seems cool but i don't think i'd be able to live there until keven lets me live on his couch when he signs me on to his HBO series called The Wry Zone.
#4146
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Im trying to Organize A Thing on Friday with Uni people and some of the Trots in the 'socialist students group' said they can't come because they are planning on doing LSD that day.
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#4149
UNUSUALY COOL
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Belphegor posted:

Im trying to Organize A Thing on Friday with Uni people and some of the Trots in the 'socialist students group' said they can't come because they are planning on doing LSD that day.



sounds like all you need to do is make sure they always have lsd

#4150
chickeon
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house fulla sex pest troops is begging to be burnt down
#4151
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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chickeon posted:

house fulla sex pest troops is begging to be burnt down




This.

#4152
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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i've been invited to many sex parties as well, and i go to all of them, while i have all of the sex
#4153
Poronto
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parabolart posted:

that's a really good idea, thanks. i'm just trying to figure out a way to break it to him that the other roommates' acceptance of him spreading his existence out as far as possible – stylizing the livingroom with kitschy shit and leaving the lights on or tons of dishes everywhere because blasé is the new black is – does not Exist. it's like an oppressive form of aspergers, like how do you not notice or care?! my favorite was when he left weird asian insect repellant burning for a whole day and when i threw it out and told him, i''m pretty sure that's not incense please dont burn it ever again because it smells disgusting and is most likely insect repellant, he said, ah that must be why my ex used to sneeze when i burnt it in her apartment and begged me to stop, but i really love the smell so i burned anyway, heh.



who burns citronella candles indoors lmao

#4154
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littlegreenpills posted:

who burns citronella candles indoors lmao



it was a mosquito coil

Mosquito coil as insecticide is safe for humans and mammals, but some studies claim that smoke generated from a burning mosquito coils could be potential health concerns in a closed room – some mosquito coils sold in China and Malaysia produced the same amount of particulate matter as 75-137 burning cigarettes would and the emission of formaldehyde from one burning coil was as high as that released from 51 burning cigarettes.

#4155
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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true fact: i was at kevens poly sex party and i was banging a fat girl while staring directly at keven the whole time like a dog taking a dump
#4156
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Ladies and gentlemen, here are the facts:

1. Goststien attended the steampunk wedding
2. He refused to post the photos
3. He was NOT at the sex party, and if he had been that would be a major betrayal of his wife (all Koreans are big time religious so no way would she be there or let him go)
4. With 1-3 above in mind, we can see the petty jealous nature of goststeins posting. Goatstime thinks that finally it's his turn to demand the steampunk wedding photos.
#4157
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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here are the real facts:

1. i was at the sex party.
2. kevens boner was jutting out of his jorts but nobody would touch him, because of the smell
3. the ovens were not large enough.
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#4159
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ok. sure. but why is that addressed to me?
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