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#882
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Carlsberg (warm), and tea (cold)
#883
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Im drinking tea, trying to stop again, occasionally taking a swig out of that bottle of wine that i couldn't finish
#884
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I almost went with my staple Jameson tonight, but the circumstances called for the fancier irish option: Writer's Tears, for all the pundits and pollsters who failed

rip, and cheers
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#886
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i drank a lot of everything tonight
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tpaine posted:

glomper_stomper posted:

king cobra 40oz. i'm getting used to it and hell at $2.40 why wouldn't i

malt liquor really is the best but paradoxically hard to find in bulk. i'd be embarrassed lugging four of them to the counter, nah mean



I tried to buy a bunch of malt liquor while drunk and was turned away. I wasn't drunk enough to be oblivious to the scorn of the waspy shoppers in the suburban liquor store. It was for my little sister's friends so I was diminished in their eyes as well.

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political car tune
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I want to read the book that Tpaine will write fueled by the Republican White House and Congress.
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There are two rules to remember if you wanna have a good time:

1. never run out of colt 45

2. never forget rule #1
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yeah I usually only get colt 45 if they don't have OE lol

it's hard to find Mickey's in Canada in my experience
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smashed as fuck on some sort of prosecco+beer combo,
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tears posted:

smashed as fuck on some sort of prosecco+beer combo,


oof

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#900
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Narragansett tallboys booyqkasxha
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#903
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Under the circumstances, you gotta drink
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tpaine posted:

lol that there are places you can't buy alcohol on sunday. where i live you can't buy it from 2am to 7am. why



its part of the drinking game doiy.

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UNUSUALY COOL
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so many people drinking without a game. you have to getcha game on
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"Drinking" the name
Of
The
Game
#907
sOmEwHeRe OvEr ThE rAiNbOw
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cider
#908
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pint cans

advantages: more beer per can
disadvantages: disgusting distended apearance (do not compare to regular can)
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aditional advantages: on special offer, were in the fridge, purchacable@ local petrol station, have made me drunk
#911
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aditional disadvantages: fucking disgusting appearance of can makes mee feel sick, extended necks, beer from hell,
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i take the 5th pintcan from the fridge knowing full well that my boss has asked me to be at work early tomorrow to operate a chainsaw....and that I have 3 more cans to go
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tpaine posted:



this is not an accurate depiction of my job, plus that chainsaw is some inferior offbrand bullshit w/ bad silver paint job, *crac,ks 6th pint*

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#917
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its disgusting european beer for idiots
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basically if it comes in a bottle i'm not buying it
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*googles spartan optimus*

hmm, based on the beeradvocate.com reviews my opinion on this beer is that the emtire human race must be destroyed asap