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penitent
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ilmdge posted:

whats up ken, you gonna write that story abou the travel writer only remembering airports



i want to but it's hard to find the time you know

#162
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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deadken posted:

gyrofry posted:

write a thinkpiece about the rhizzone

no but i will include one (1) hilarious rhizzone meme of your choosing in one of my viral thinkpieces



i nominate the song "Sh!t" by Future

#163
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there's only one meme that would be both funny and acceptable...
#164
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A Thomas P. Aine collaborative biographical series of florida political figures?
#165
penitent
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TG posted:

there's only one meme that would be both funny and acceptable...



everything i write is fail aids already though

#166
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North Korea is the greatest democracy in the world
#167
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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whatever happened to your weird fascination with dubstep., bring that back. true fact: i first learned of dubstep from deadken posts i want to say back in like 2008. i thought it was a joke genre
#168
penitent
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i was like 19 years old and really fucked up on club drugs, these days i prefer to drink a nice glass of malbec and listen to the soothing tones of Smooth Jazz while following my favourite political ideology, liberalism
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do u have an agent now or do u just send off articles yourself hopin' to get that sweet bourgie cash 50 bucks an article
#170
penitent
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i do have an agent but she's mostly for the book, i pitch sometimes but find it's much less hassle to let editors approach me
#171
Online
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What book are you writing
#172
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ilmdge posted:

What book are you writing


Deus Ex Héautontimorouménos: "I Ate DMT and Loved It": A Guide to the Modern Landscape

#173
Poronto
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how much DOES Belgian military intelligence pay you
#174
Dont Mess With Sucess
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Could you some actual fucking journalism for the fucking once
#175
Dont Mess With Sucess
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Also I nominate "tell that to nemtsov"
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i read the harry potter one and thought you did a good job sam
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i love you sam
#179
Kurdt
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write about the saga of taryn fivek
#180
penitent
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tpaine posted:

ken what are your thoughts on denny's latest menu offerings



i don't know but i am going to the united $nakkkes on friday and i will go to a denny's and find out, for you, tpaine. how have you been anyway

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c_man posted:

i read the harry potter one and thought you did a good job sam



c_man, thank you

#182
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write about me
#183
take a shit on the floor
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has anyone said j/k rowling yet
#184
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Horselord posted:

has anyone said j/k rowling yet



as in "sam kriss is the next jk rowling" or as in "write about jk rowling"?

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#186
penitent
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thank you for this
#187
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sam, hi, liked+shared your astrology article in salvage. would love if you faved my tweets more. thank you
#188
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make reference to the greatest poster ever to click the post button, Paradol Ex
#189
penitent
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who are you on twitter piss
#190
Online
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piss if you tell him hes going to unfollow you
#191
Online
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ken what would you do if you got a publicist one day and the publicist was like "hmm youre gonna have to unfollow FailAidsHitler if you want to be taken seirously," would you betray FailAidsHitler or overrule the publicist
#192
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Why would they make him unfollow zizek
#193
penitent
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protect fail aids hitler at all costs
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ilmdge posted:

piss if you tell him hes going to unfollow you



wtf. sam is this true

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deadken posted:

gyrofry posted:

write a thinkpiece about the rhizzone

no but i will include one (1) hilarious rhizzone meme of your choosing in one of my viral thinkpieces



(vast crowds chanting) Fail aids fail aids fail aids

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swampman posted:

Also I nominate "tell that to nemtsov"

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gyrofry posted:

write a thinkpiece about the rhizzone



The story of a little known alt-left website that became so influential in media and politics and how a distasteful joke about a life-threatening immune deficiency syndrome became both funny and acceptable

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goddammit i literally jusy sat down to skim through the latest baffler and bam a fucking sam kriss article. shit is becoming inescapable.
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the article was okay
#200
penitent
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im in the nyt soon too