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MK Oren Hazan undergoes emergency surgery

Israeli politician who is a member of Likud and an all round scumbag who has pimped woman to his friends and has a history of meth use had emergency surgery on Friday due to bursting a vein due to a cock ring.

Likud’s Oren Hazan hired prostitutes for friends, did meth — report
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the fuck do you need a cock ring for in a world of Viagra, and no commercially available vaccine or treatment for dengue fever
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littlegreenpills posted:

the fuck do you need a cock ring for in a world of Viagra, and no commercially available vaccine or treatment for dengue fever



To castrate yourself. I am personally pro cockring if it means more men castrate themselves. Who the fuck was he fucking and why look at this smug bastard. If he isnt castrated now i hope the next woman that he has intercourse with castrates this arse


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what is that man doing to his face!?
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thirdplace posted:

what is that man doing to his face!?


meth and probably several other amphetamines

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looks like he has good taste in music tho
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unless he dressed as kid rock for halloween ironically which would b messed up
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EmanuelaBrolandi posted:

looks like he has good taste in music tho


what would his taste in music be?

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he looks like an ancap punk kinda guy
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The "cock ring" can prolong erections and delay orgasm, but it isn't a viagra substitute and if it's tight enough that you can use it as such it can cause a lot of issues, as seen in the op. Generally I wouldn't recommend using a metal ring on the actual penis, there's soft silicone ones for that, or you can use a leather one with a snap or strap. Metal rings should only be used at the base of your genitals, and not too tight. The main benefit is it keeps the balls from contracting, which changes sensation and delays orgasm. I'm sick and tried of people acting like babies about cock rings.
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To be clear: I'm not in favor of that guy or his forehead. Just talking about the issues.
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where are you getting the stuff about the cockring? all the media reports i can find (in english) are really vague about his "stomach hurt" and then they "discovered" a burst vein "in his body". is this stuff only in the cockring stuff only in the hebrew-language media so far or something?

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in this picture he looks like jeremy piven crossed with paul blart



plz let him be played by jeremy piven in the HBO original movie about his life, called "COCKRING"
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angelbutt_dollface posted:

where are you getting the stuff about the cockring? all the media reports i can find (in english) are really vague about his "stomach hurt" and then they "discovered" a burst vein "in his body". is this stuff only in the cockring stuff only in the hebrew-language media so far or something?


Yeah its all over hebrew twitter atm and he is known for his sexual antics so this really isnt surprising

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Cuntessa_Markievicz posted:

Yeah its all over hebrew twitter atm



Catchphrase

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@Keven thanks for that very personal revealing tale about your use of cock rings
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You're new here so I hold no ill will, but to be clear for the future: I've never had sex and, God willing, never will.
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This whole web sites fucked up and nobody's vibing with me. I blame everyone else.
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Keven posted:

You're new here so I hold no ill will, but to be clear for the future: I've never had sex and, God willing, never will.

You are an inspiration, sir.

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has him penis fell off yet
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I hope this is the start of a new biblical plague where every settler scum bag choking the life out of beautiful indigenous people gets their intimate parts choked off
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Oren Hazan has mass and sexual harassment, this is not a joke

oh my fucking god some liberal israeli feminist is saying this media spill about Oren Hazan and this cockring and all the jokes about it is "rape culture". em you sack of shit what about the women he is rumoured to pimped out???
what a bunch of fucking idiots