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Lick my butthole, bitch.
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tpaine posted:

In 1993, the New York State Department of Agriculture and Markets tested the cyanide content of two 220 gram (8 oz) packages of bitter apricot kernels imported from Pakistan that were being sold in health-food stores as a snack. The results showed that each package, if consumed entirely, contained at least double the minimum lethal dosage of cyanide for an adult human.


Kosher-grade cyanide, huh? Sneaky pakistanis!

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i suppose that's ONE way to keep from overeating
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i just googled product reviews of those things. people are such fucking idiots
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5.0 out of 5 starsSaves lives folks...seriously
ByAmericandodoon August 15, 2014
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I know people from all over will tell you that these are poisonous...and they would be correct...However they are only poisonous to abnormal, and cancer cells.

I have used these for over 4 years now, and have not died or even got sick. I have also never gotten cancer.

Now you may say that since I didn't have cancer that these do not prove anything...you may be right, but it may have prevented anything from starting.

You will read from skeptics that the people who use this natural stuff are nuts. They call modern medicine "traditional", yet remedies that have been time tested for 1000's of years is quackery.

If you have cancer, or know someone who does, please look into it for yourself. Do not take my word, or anyone else's. It is your life, you are responsible to know the truth.

If I may suggest a starting point, read the book called "Cancer: Step outside the box" by Ty Bollenger. If you do nothing else but read that book, you will have a better understanding of the "other" side of medicine...you know, the "quacks".

I recommend these, but please please please read that book, as it may save a life. Most importantly, do your own homework, do not trust anyone, even your doctor as even they do not know everything, and in fact are human prone to error.
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5.0 out of 5 starsIt's a Miracle!
ByViviliciouson May 19, 2014
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I have been eating ten of these each day for the last month. Just yesterday, I looked down at my feet and noticed that my big toe's nail on my left foot was clear and looked exactly like my other toenails -- normal. This is amazing because I had a fungus under the nail for over a year. I was living with it as I refused to take Lamisil or any other medication because of the side effects. Honestly, I didn't even notice it clearing up. I just looked at it yesterday and was so surprised! I'm wearing sandals today!!! If I notice anything else, I'll come back and report it...
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5.0 out of 5 starsThis product has shrunk my beautiful black labradors tumors
ByAmazon Customeron December 29, 2014
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This product has shrunk my beautiful black labradors tumors! Not kidding! She is 12 and on the way to a fun 13th birthday! Thank you tons, Lisa
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someone sic the ZapTek guy on these wastoid idiots
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tpaine posted:

rub strychnine on my balls



send me a PM + airfare

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My father treated his prostate cancer with apricot seeds years ago and he is cancer free. This treatment is harmless compared to medical treatments.
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i treated my fail aids wityh apricot seeds. verdict: You tell me.
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UNUSUALY COOL
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SEEDS CURES TROTS
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i picked some peppermint from my backyard and made tea with it and stopped having diarrhea. FTW
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technically that isnt untrue though. new vistas in bullshit
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DO NOT EAT MORE THAN 8 SEEDS PER DAY
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HEALTH FOOD SO HEALTHY IT CAN KILL YOU
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tsinava posted:

picked some peppermint from my backyard and made tea with it and stopped having diarrhea. FTW



Then how do you explain this post and all the others following it?

Edit: fffuuuuu Tpaine

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tpaine posted:

tsinava posted:

i picked some peppermint from my backyard and made tea with it and stopped having diarrhea. FTW

well, physical diarrhea at least.



uh yeah, thats why i come to this oscillating vortex of abstract sewage in the first place, to post.

oh wait that was the joke i just got it. okay lmao/

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edit: here i posted a gif of a clothed woman massively shitting her panties in bed (like a lot):L apparently the people of this website found something about this image "pornographic" despite no nudity or sex.

i have no idea why, but i guess it's becayse they're gross or weird or somerthing

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edit: here i posted a gif of a guy falling off a truck after air humping a lady

the people of this webzone found this to be "pornography" even though nudity or sex was involved. I have no idea why.

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Seriously. Mods? Can we get that sexy sexy naked cat av removed please?

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I didn't post pornography, and whatever you thought was sexual about either of those images is entirely your hang up dude
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