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Say your age. Your actual age. I'm 31.
#2
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Im 17
#3
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OP, how old are you?
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shut uppp
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#6
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Op could you be more specific? Possibly, like, could you include an exact DOB and NINO as well as full name?
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what's a NINO
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all i'm finding is shit about el nino
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#10
Dont Mess With Sucess
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Whatever number i put, you can bet its not going to be in the range of 18-55 aahahahaha!
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#12
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this is ageism
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bb bourgeoisie
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could everybody also post their first pet's name and their phone number? it's for a front page article i'm working on
#15
Dont Mess With Sucess
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goldfish; no name, no phone.
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#17
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im old
#18
UNUSUALY COOL
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this thread is doomed. you've crossed a line, and the line has a name: dipshit420.
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i know i know
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over 9000! lmao!
#21
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tpaine gets older with every post which explains a lot really
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16 / f / urdreamz
#23
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camera_obscura posted:

could everybody also post their first pet's name and their phone number? it's for a front page article i'm working on



real post when i was like 4 i named my cat "Meow"

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BadNewzKennels posted:

tpaine gets older with every post which explains a lot really

we all get older with everry post

#25
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i'm infinite
#26
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i'm dead
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mt.real
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The_Boourns_Identity posted:

camera_obscura posted:

could everybody also post their first pet's name and their phone number? it's for a front page article i'm working on

real post when i was like 4 i named my cat "Meow"

did you know? this is the only correct name for a cat

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mt.real
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i am as old as the ones and zeroes from which are made our shitposts, my friend
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political car tune
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cars posted:

this thread is doomed. you've crossed a line, and the line has a name: dipshit420.


I'm drawing a line in the sand right now, as we speak. The sand is actually confectioner's sugar, and i'm using my index finger to draw this line so i can suck the sugar off of it in what was planned to be a menacing way but actually was more awkward than anything else.

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bb bourgeoisie
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shriekingviolet posted:

i'm infinite



shriekingviolet posted:

i'm dead



shriekingviolet posted:

I am the one whom they call Life,
and you have called Death.
I am the one whom they call Law,
and you have called Lawlessness.

#31
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i am 28
#32
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hmm yes... and i'll need your general location..scratch that, exact location and names of any friends with similar "thoughts" about the world, thanks for your time
#33
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also, here's an sd card with some cool video games you can share with your friends. thanks again
#34
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wow even synergy
#35
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what did i do wrong this time
#36
political car tune
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Look, enough of us are CIA that we don't need bad posts to negatively impact our performance reviews.
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mt.real
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camera_obscura posted:

shriekingviolet posted:
i'm infinite


shriekingviolet posted:
i'm dead


shriekingviolet posted:
I am the one whom they call Life,
and you have called Death.
I am the one whom they call Law,
and you have called Lawlessness.


death needs time for what it kills to grow in

#38
bb bourgeoisie
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i googled that and it was pretty good except for the part where he uses a heroin metaphor
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shriekingviolet posted:

i'm dead


#40
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I'm a lot older than when I first started posting in Helldump and then LF