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throw all children except mine into gorilla pits imo. nature will give us our answer
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dangerous gorilla shelters small child with giant ape body as brave authority men shoot him full of bullets so child can be saved
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I hope the gorilla is ok.
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speaking of "guerillas" ... http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/30/europe/germany-baader-meinhof-robberies/index.html
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tpaine posted:

how many five year olds would it take to fight a gorilla



You can't ask this question without specifics good sire.

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i'm glad this scenario actually played out irl so we can round up all the gorilla savers when the time comes
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Bablu posted:

i'm glad this scenario actually played out irl so we can round up all the gorilla savers when the time comes



round them up and give them medals IMO

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let's say that a gorilla is worth just 1/1000th a human. there are about 200,000 gorillas in the world. therefore until we allow gorillas to kill roughly 7 billion humans we should err on the side of gorilla-on-human murder
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tpaine posted:

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

tpaine posted:

how many five year olds would it take to fight a gorilla

You can't ask this question without specifics good sire.

standard gorilla and standard five year olds in a arena



Do they have weapons? What gender are the participants. What's the terrain like. The standard five year old is Indian. Is this racist. Get with the program Fuck Face.

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gas thread ban op
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if the gorilla looked like this...



instead of like this...



something tells me those cops wouldnt have fired
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That's the most tired lazy over done take possible so I look forward to checking the up votes in 24 hours.
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personally the dress appears blue to me.
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Keven posted:

That's the most tired lazy over done take possible so I look forward to checking the up votes in 24 hours.

i look forward to people seeing my post, upvoting it, then seeing your post and reconsidering,...... but being unable to retract the upvote and thus faced with the moral dilemma of letting it stand or replacing it with ad ownvote.

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i'll complicate the unfolding narrative by upvoting the post in consideration of the present discussion, as part of a dialectic of irony

but the catch is, it'll happen when you least expect
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ilmdge posted:

Keven posted:

That's the most tired lazy over done take possible so I look forward to checking the up votes in 24 hours.

i look forward to people seeing my post, upvoting it, then seeing your post and reconsidering,...... but being unable to retract the upvote and thus faced with the moral dilemma of letting it stand or replacing it with ad ownvote.



I'm not criticizing you... I'm just noting the noob trap..

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All of the outrage that isn't being flung spittle flecked at the zoo is being channeled into death threats against the kids mother, whose facing the usual barrage of doxxing and internet rage.

Nothing is said about the kids father, who was also there.

~privilege...
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MarxUltor posted:

All of the outrage that isn't being flung spittle flecked at the zoo is being channeled into death threats against the kids mother, whose facing the usual barrage of doxxing and internet rage.

Nothing is said about the kids father, who was also there.

~privilege...

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/fox-friends-cites-rap-sheet-of-black-dad-who-wasnt-at-zoo-to-blame-him-for-gorillas-death/#.V03exNWimfM.twitter

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maybe the gorilla was one of stalin's boys from moscow
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my opinion on the gorilla debate is that Zoos Are Pointless, Dumb, and Bad, and should be outlawed because they are basically the same shit as Seaworld, and that socialized Animal Shelters, Wildlife Sanctuaries, and dozens of other conservation efforts exist and are far better at promoting wildlife, and connecting their communities with nature than zoos.

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tsinava posted:

my opinion on the gorilla debate is that Zoos Are Pointless, Dumb, and Bad, and should be outlawed because they are basically the same shit as Seaworld, and that socialized Animal Shelters, Wildlife Sanctuaries, and dozens of other conservation efforts exist and are far better at promoting wildlife, and connecting their communities with nature than zoos.



uh, animals love to be pointed and laughed at, just like humans

in fact, hyenas laugh with us all the time, cool huh? you can check out more cool facts at

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Synergy posted:

tsinava posted:
my opinion on the gorilla debate is that Zoos Are Pointless, Dumb, and Bad, and should be outlawed because they are basically the same shit as Seaworld, and that socialized Animal Shelters, Wildlife Sanctuaries, and dozens of other conservation efforts exist and are far better at promoting wildlife, and connecting their communities with nature than zoos.


uh, animals love to be pointed and laughed at, just like humans

in fact, hyenas laugh with us all the time, cool huh? you can check out more cool facts at


adding this to the front page, thanks

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i hain't finalized my opinion about this and i'm just wondering if gorillas have souls so i can means test my sympathy
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It seems heartless but that gorilla had already taught five kids about totalitarian agriculture via telepathy. That rush of terrible knowledge completely ruins a day at the zoo for a toddler..
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If gorilla had gun this not happen
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so when are these gorillas gonna debate anyway
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camera_obscura posted:

i hain't finalized my opinion about this and i'm just wondering if gorillas have souls so i can means test my sympathy



if you read your bible more often then you'd know the answer to this

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perhaps it is us who are the real animals... makes u think...
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Close it. This thread is awful, even my posts in it
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