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UNUSUALY COOL
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i love meat mouse
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riots not diets
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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roseweird posted:

it can be tasty but it's just gross to pour tomato sauce on it and pretend it tastes like pasta



have you ever tried putting sriracha on cole slaw? Amazing.

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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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thats cruel
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political car tune
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the methiest baby
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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My wife and I were having date night and she was complaining that her watch was cutting off circulation to her hand and I asked if she had ever heard of the Stranger and she said no what is that, and I explained at length that actually there are two meanings, one is a novella by Albert Camus about a Frenchman in Algeria who doesn't care about anyone or anything but doesn't realize how fundamentally damaged he is and it's in some ways a commentary on colonialism as well as a very important work in the postmodern oeuvre, and there was a pause and she asked "what is the second meaning" and i said oh, it's when you cut off circulation so when you masturbate it feels like someone else's hand. the most goatstein conversation
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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my wife loves me and enjoys my company irl
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same
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i also enjoy all of your wives company/companies
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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your wives all call me all the time to complain about your bad posting.
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ive been visiting a spirit oracle to doxx tpaine's dead wife
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the church is known as the wife of god
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old people just call diabetes "the sugars" and it's a really cute name for such a terrible and totally preventable thing. Oh, old people. They'd probably name the Civil War the "brushup over different beliefs" or something, ha ha! (don't use this joke, it's mine)
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moose tracks. spirit tracks. i consume many hennies and spend bennies on dulcolax
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i was reading about a guy who lost 27 pounds mostly by eating convenience store garbage like oreos and twinkies to prove that what matters is calorie counts for losing weight and some lardlords in comments discovered by reading the article that he supplemented it with a protein powder drink and multivitamin therefore take that science, like you can't get a months supply of that shit delivered to your door with zero trouble
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im from the future and, actually, being fat is fine
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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animedad posted:

im from the future and, actually, being fat is fine



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It's actually really good to be fat. If you're in shape that's called skinnyfat and its bad. If you're fat you're "huge" and it means you're really sexy.
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well and this thread is how i ended up spending the rest of valentine's day watching old masao videos
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aerdil posted:

well and this thread is how i ended up spending the rest of valentine's day watching old masao videos



time well spent

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conec posted:

im fot



you weigh like 80 pounds

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political car tune
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conec posted:

i weigh over 100 pounds... so u definitely don`t want me to swing on u. cos if i do... den somebody gon` die...


please don't playground equipment shame

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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

My wife and I were having date night and she was complaining that her watch was cutting off circulation to her hand and I asked if she had ever heard of the Stranger and she said no what is that, and I explained at length that actually there are two meanings, one is a novella by Albert Camus about a Frenchman in Algeria who doesn't care about anyone or anything but doesn't realize how fundamentally damaged he is and it's in some ways a commentary on colonialism as well as a very important work in the postmodern oeuvre, and there was a pause and she asked "what is the second meaning" and i said oh, it's when you cut off circulation so when you masturbate it feels like someone else's hand. the most goatstein conversation


I had to explain that and the texus tuck. Can't they look this stuff up?

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Shes korean
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Kurdt
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i think its spelled 'gorean'
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dipshit420 posted:

conec posted:
i weigh over 100 pounds... so u definitely don`t want me to swing on u. cos if i do... den somebody gon` die...

please don't playground equipment shame


there's a bunch of swings that make music in downtown montreal and they're awesome

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Ya shes from korea