#2521

getfiscal posted:

real life update: school is going well. i might finish my degree earlier than i thought (end of summer) with good grades.

Ive got newshttp://www.kickstarter.com/projects/786695552/teachur-bachelors-degrees-for-1000

#2522
Today I saw someone with a Hillary 2016 bumper sticker which I guess would be normal except that both myself and that driver live in a country called Australia
#2523
makes sense, all australians are jealous they cant live in a real colony like the united snakes or klanada
#2524
australia and canada are basically puerto rico and the u.s. virgin islands, respectively.
#2525

soicowboy posted:

australia and canada are basically puerto rico and the u.s. virgin islands, respectively.



true. australians have a long history of resisting imperialism, much like the puerto ricans.

#2526
australia:new zealand::u.s.:canada, everyone in nz and canada knows this, everyone in australia and the u.s. knows it doesn't matter and who cares anyway. symmetry
#2527
new zealand isnt real. it was made up by australian expats ashamed of their country
#2528
all this shit is gay and im gay too, lets get some beers
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#2534
it's cold.
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#2538
*pulls Barbie string* Crying is good praxis
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#2542
i just had to spend a lot of time around old white people. man i hope my kids age like their korean half. old white people look like you tried to make a golem out of egg white omelettes
#2543
lol
#2544
there was this old man on the train this morning who was like that level of old where their skin just starts spontaneously failing, like his hands were open sores able to hold things, and he talked to me like an old time business man from like the 1940s or something, someone don draper would think was like ancient, and i was trying to guess how old he could possibly be to talk like that... this guy can only be 85 tops, right, that means he was 55 or so in 1986... 25 in 1956... like he was frowning at desegregated busing as a full adult... no real point to this, just, time flies.
#2545
ok im drunk right now for the first time in a long time, but do any of you live in the bay area? i want to meet you before i leave. seriously.
#2546

Peelzebub posted:

ok im drunk right now for the first time in a long time, but do any of you live in the bay area? i want to meet you before i leave. seriously.

I don't live in the Bay area, no.

#2547
i live in san francisco mate, fbi branch
#2548
but i abhor all human contact
#2549
Let's meat in Pleasanton
#2550
Aerdil have a heart just bring the man some dry socks already
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#2552

tpaine posted:

Peelzebub posted:

ok im drunk right now for the first time in a long time, but do any of you live in the bay area? i want to meet you before i leave. seriously.

yes

they're not referring to your michael bay fansite

#2553
yeah, im gonna just go ahead and jump in my car and drive from san francisco where stuff happens to fuckin pleasanton. pleasanton.
#2554
the last rhizzoner i met was emanuellibrolandi and he spent the entire time talking about weed and how he's only an ironic marxist and isnt actually very serious about politics and then he tried to crack a joke about my baggy jeans which his friends didnt get because my jeans werent baggy
#2555
one time impper and i's conversation stalled and he took a minute, composed himself, looked at me and just said the word "Puig"
#2556
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
#2557
i stole lgp's lunch money and he apologized that there wasn't enough for the big chocolate milk
#2558
Me and tpane, a fellow creative, met up to brainstorm new memes. By sheer coincidence we were both wearing the same outfit.
#2559
Reminder that I literally met BabyHuey on 2012 Election Night, and I was able to recognize him at the crowded bar because he was wearing a Soviet general's jacket, and he told me he hoped the Maryland gay marriage referendum lost because it would make liberals angry. Now that's  some good clean fun LF lore.
#2560
I've met several different posters, but I'd like them to remain unaware