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welcome to my crash on course on: Cops You May Encounter.

A Big Fat Cop



worshipped as a minor deity by some demographics, the Big Fat Cop likes to have his face plastered on drink driving billboards on highway overpasses.

Cop In A Limo



Impossible to shame, incorrigible as the frozen moons orbiting a forgotten planet, their arrangement forming a nexus of energy that prevents that dire orb from spawning accursed life ever again

this cop is in his (OR HER!) element killing time in a limo, with their friends

Nice Cop



the 98%. sure, there's a few bad apples, and the peanut gallery never lets up, but these boys and girls in blue are setting us up for life with their can-do spirit and tender hearts of gold. youve got a hide giving them lip for giving us safe, warm, caring spaces in our communities, using best practice.



Cop Planet.



given the right nutrients, and several hours, a single cop can, through simple cell division, multiply enough times to form a mass of cops the size of a planet.

Snapchat Cop



{to a dog}GET THE FUCK BACK SIR. GET THE FUCK BACK. GET DOWN SIR. SIR. PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS, SIR, GET THE FUCK BACK

Dumped Cop



This cop has been dumped by his lover. a maniac stalks him through the woods with a wooden stake. who can say who will triumph? certainly not love, or god, which mean nothing to the cop. all the cop cares for is getting onto a cooking tv show as a gimmick couple, with another cop.

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The Cops, also known as Policemen in Japan, are the police force of the cities of Eagleland in EarthBound. The Onett police force is infamous for a large amount of road closures, and the Fourside police force appears to be corrupt. The Onett police force is also severely incompetent, preferring to close roads rather than deal with actual problems, such as the Sharks.

Ness must battle five police officers in Onett, all in a row, before he can move on to Twoson. The last of these officers is Captain Strong.

During battle, Cops can attack using Crushing Chop, a special ability recognized by all Cops, as well as Captain Strong, and other rogue policemen that appear in Twoson and Summers. This attack may deal moderate to high damage, depending on the character.

In the EarthBound Player's Guide, they are called Crooked Cops, but in the game itself, they are simply called Cops; this misconception likely stems from the greeter of Burglin Park dubbing them "crooked cops". Coincidentally, "Crooked Cop" is also the name of an unused enemy that is simply a clone of Captain Strong.
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i would contend that Christopher Dorner was not technically a Cop during the time when he ascended to Valhalla
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Is that terraformed Mars? Pretty cool what people can do with photoshop and such these days, I didn't upvote you for your joke(?) but if you made that picture it's pretty cool so I'll definitely give you props for that, hit me back if its an O.I. (original image)
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hey its that guy who hates chinese people
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Burger Cop



A cop that love a burg. Often you see him shake down burger teens & professional burger thiefs for a cheeky snack.
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TOP COP: IF YOU SEE TOP COP DONT FUCKIN RUN MATE. CHASING YOU JUST MAKES HIM MAD.
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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"Pig in a Blanket"

Many forms of cop can be harvested to generate Pig in a Blanket. Pigs in Blankets are tasty, but have little nutritional value. Best served at parties.
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Vorpal Cop



In the hamlet all was groffling,
And still the night was slarnt with Yade,
Yet strewthly through the Wollyring,
Came a Cop with his Zegraid.

Til the Tharns were thewed with Thail
Lippily whipped its sharp Begrest,
At last the striggish Cop did wail,
"Please stop resisting arrest."

Earthen Cop



This cop lays sullen on his back, as he has for eons. He is made of stone and is ten thousand yards in length. An endless war between the Peasant's Bands and the God King's mercenaries rages up and down the peaks and caverns of the Earthen Cop's enormous, ancient body. We asked the Earthern Cop, gigantic and slow to reply though he is, why he refuses to intervene on the brutal, ceaseless slaughter that is carried out on and around his supine body day after day, but to no avail: he refuses to comment on an ongoing inquiry.
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The Best Damn Cop In The World

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The Earthenware Cop

The upper classes sometimes surround themselves with earthenware cops in the belief that they will serve them in the afterlife once they have been executed by revolutionary forces.
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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A Policeman (Japanese: おまわりさん Policeman), known as an Officer in Generation II, is a type of Pokémon Trainer that first debuted in the Generation II games. They are police officers, with flashlights and baton, that only battle at night in Generations II and IV. It could be said that their counterpart is the Joggers, who can only be battled in the morning.

They specialize in using Growlithe in Generation II and its remakes, a possible reference to the anime's Officer Jenny. In Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, they use a combination of the Hoothoot and Machop families. In Generation V, they tend to use Pokémon with canine traits, including the aforementioned Growlithe; possibly an allusion to police dogs. In the Battle Subway, they specialize in defensive Pokémon sets primarily relying on status conditions, and in the early stages, Fighting- and Steel-type Pokémon.
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UNUSUALY COOL
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the real rhizzone tickler is buried in the parenthetical there
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https://youtu.be/uH-uRFIr3mA?t=390
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(Questioning a rubber farmer in the Congo about the Belgian empire's activities isn't going to dig up any dirt, no matter how good the skill check is)

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mods change Tom's name to LEO Chuckwagon
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Keystone Cops

Chaotic Neutral. Appears as a mob of incompetent men in blue, but is actually a single Lovecratian entity obeying an inscrutable mandate of justice. Capable of bending reality according to its own high modernist cartoon logic.

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please frontpage my strange joke about cops that i came up with in a dream. thank you.
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Death's Cop


The workings of Death's Cop are shrouded and unexplained. He descends on seemingly random victims quite suddenly, emerging from apparent empty space, called into form by some wanton dispatch, a devilish report from an unknown caller that's witnessed a phantom suspect with a gun. Those unlucky enough to be in the vicinity of these reports must pay the Death Cop's toll. Footage of Death's Cop claiming a soul is hard to come by, with tape frequently going missing or turning up altered possibly through the interference of a powerful paranormal force. Sooner or later, Death's Cop comes for us all.
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Death's Cop: CONFIRMED. Death's cop is certain.
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Offduty Cop



Cops seem different than you and me because of their power to just beat you up or do whatever. But really they are the same as you and me when the shift is over and the lights are low and its time for a little "R & R". They are just regular guys and also girls so come on and join the fun.

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ilmdge posted:

Death's Cop
The workings of Death's Cop are shrouded and unexplained. He descends on seemingly random victims quite suddenly, emerging from apparent empty space, called into form by some wanton dispatch, a devilish report from an unknown caller that's witnessed a phantom suspect with a gun. Those unlucky enough to be in the vicinity of these reports must pay the Death Cop's toll. Footage of Death's Cop claiming a soul is hard to come by, with tape frequently going missing or turning up altered possibly through the interference of a powerful paranormal force. Sooner or later, Death's Cop comes for us all.


alternate photo:

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Bombs Cop



Up and coming player on the cop scene, Bombs cop has a love for plants & seeds but no love for his nemesis ceiling troop. He can be recognized by his speed, usually 500-900 kilometers per hour although it will take a little bit for all of him to arrive okay. everyday fellows will soon encounter bombs cop on their daily routine & have their hearts and minds touched by his presence. when asked about the most important law to enforce this young champ once said it's the second law of thermodynamics. a hot time in the old town tonight.
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The Everyman Cop



A cop that is good to talk pop culture with. This is the sort of cop you can have have a couple of drinks with, be politically incorrect around. After some banter, you could give this cop a nice, and very human, handshake goodbye. You would look at your hand and find a sickly, half digested, replica made of pearlescent stone in its place. This cop is a rascal!
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A Cop At Heart



Forever a cop. Life is nothing but cop. Dedication to cop. Can anybody truly be more cop than a non-cop aspiring to be a cop
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When the Zybourne Cop enters the timestream, time begins to correct itself. Let me use this example: Imagine four cops on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the cop nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of cops and takes the place of the first cop. The formerly first cop becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff."

The Zybourne Cop works the same way.
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from getfiscal twitter
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soicowboy posted:


good cop. rip dorner

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The Nurturing Natalist Cop


This Cop cares about the Children, he knows how to raise them strong and is always thinking about how to raise them stronger. "Why Risk It?" is his motto, for example, that's how much he cares about children. His handgun is BPA-free!